Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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I got in an arguement with the dude after he tried to kick a player for wearing a gibus. (He also wore a gibus, but his excuse was the fact that his one was painted. Therefore wasn't a f2p version of the hat. Note: The dude he tried to kick was actually doing good.) Then he threw this insult at me. He also called me a "diva fucker" (My name is Diva420 on Steam atm so yeah)
[QUOTE=someone101001;48353035]People who uses :3, -_- or any variation tend to piss me off very easily with "random" bullshit[/QUOTE]
Emoticons only bug me if it's the same one at the end of every sentence.
or if it's Ecks Dee
edit: or when they don't make any sense
[QUOTE=_charon;48355248]Emoticons only bug me if it's the same one at the end of every sentence.
or if it's Ecks Dee
edit: or when they don't make any sense[/QUOTE]
I know right? XD
ok i am sorry be gentle please
"Don't fret boyo, I'll beat ya in two"
[QUOTE=someone101001;48356297][URL="https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/44/Demoman_taunts04.wav?t=20100625221827"]Don't fret boyo, I'll be gentle.[/URL][/QUOTE]
FTFY
applying to GAME
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:v:
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I love having fun on official VALVE servers.
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Lately more and more ppl try to votekick me for supposed hacking.
[QUOTE=Valve rd_asteroid server]*Fragged Osen', dominated him and taunted him afterwards*
*Player Osen' joined Team RED.
*Player Osen' want's to votekick: Zilor[GMD]. (Reason: Accused of cheating)
Zilor[GMD]: rly?
Zilor[GMD]: ur cute
Osen': ban him he is cheating
tristanspringer04: No!
Osen': yes
*Player Osen' has left the game (Disconnect by user).
e.bosma2103: im did no but im mean yes sorry[/QUOTE]
Okay I [I]might[/I] be a solo pubstomper from time to time, but accuse me cheating is just rude.
[QUOTE=Trech;48384599]Lately more and more ppl try to votekick me for supposed hacking.
Okay I [I]might[/I] be a solo pubstomper from time to time, but accuse me cheating is just rude.[/QUOTE]
related:
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I was looking through some very old screenshots of mine and I found a couple of good quotes.
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I picked up someone's aussie
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[QUOTE=Zuket;48396166]I picked up someone's aussie
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I was in a scrim and the enemy scout would actively go out of his way to pick up my aussie scattergun if he found it or killed me
i would confront him and yell thief every time he killed me and took it but he just responded "come on man i'm poor"
Imagine getting mad over golden virtual weapons
[editline]7th August 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zuket;48396166]I picked up someone's aussie
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You tried killing him with his own weapon?
Hmmm...
There needs to be a taunt where you slowly pick up someone else's weapon, like as if you're reaching down for it.
I took someone's aussie and proceeded to get a 10+ killstreak and dominate them with their own gun. Then we won the round. It was amazing.
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[QUOTE=Zuket;48396166]I picked up someone's aussie
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Recently, doing a Suijin contract - someone was hell bent on picking up my Aussie Sniper Rifle over and over, going as far to tell other players that it was his.
I decided to really piss him off by going spy and killing him at every opportunity (sitting on the boxes near their spawn with the C&D). I shit you not, when someone called him out for not having the Rifle when he respawned, he ran through a firefight JUST to get to my rifle he had dropped THEN insulted the person who called him out. I killed him again and this went on for ~20 minutes (exact same routine) before he ragequit.
They should really add a "Original Owner: " line to the bottom to stop this.
[B]Massive image dump time! [/B]
[U][B]TF2 confirmed to be made up of 12 year olds (mostly horny ones):[/B][/U]
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[U][B]Honourable Shitpost/Spammer mentions (The Santa Guy, apart from having an ironic name - typed all that out):[/B][/U]
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Really don't know who that guy was raging at. He just started doing it.
