Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=Sym333;48409704]Console edition. Sorry, I'm too slow. [img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/V5HE/b45660866c767cb7ac04390e31e76eff17b3e68d.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/D8DA/loss-cannon.png[/img]

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[QUOTE=Whyt546;48447548][IMG]http://puu.sh/jzqta/5f36c902a4.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] how to go see thru as agent or how to go shiny as SS doktor

And of course, we cannot forget the famous line between them all: "how do I fly as a demonstration man"

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48447750]And of course, we cannot forget the famous line between them all: "how do I fly as a demonstration man"[/QUOTE] I still love "How do I fly as american patriot man" more.

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[QUOTE=riki2cool;48449218][IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/8a29532a92bf1cdcfafd80fde043337a.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Close enough.

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;48447570]how to go see thru as agent[/QUOTE] You joke, but on the day TF2 went F2P - I had a guy in a HighTower server ask "How to cloak as agent". I also had "Sentry is OP" (scout trying to baseball bat a level 3...) and "how 2 pick up weapon" (Before picking up weapons were a thing, but he was a Spy wanting a Rocket Launcher). There was also the usual "how to sprint" and "how to go prone". Those seriously happened as well.

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[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;48450316][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mmqNPOU.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Why does this crack up up so much

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bDeHA7M.png[/IMG] [sp]I hope my friend Terro doesn't have a facepunch account.[/sp]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rbKFjjj.jpg[/IMG] from /r/tf2

Just had a thought, should the next incarnation of this thread be called something like "Shit people say in TF2"? A lot of what's posted here isn't really fresh meat, and that's not really a bad thing but it's not what the title implies

Probably a good idea. There is only so many times you can post a gibus asking how to place a turret.

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l4terror? Left 4 Terror? What is that, new Valve game being mixture of CSGO and L4D?

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48455535]l4terror? Left 4 Terror? What is that, new Valve game being mixture of CSGO and L4D?[/QUOTE] You got it all wrong, mang! It's a game that litterally replaces all zombies from L4D 2 with Gunslinger Engis. NOW that's Left 4 Terror.

[QUOTE=godzirra;48455153][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rbKFjjj.jpg[/IMG] from /r/tf2[/QUOTE] Hey, at least it's not lenny faces and bad ASCII art.

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[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;48456322]You got it all wrong, mang! It's a game that litterally replaces all zombies from L4D 2 with Gunslinger Engis. NOW that's Left 4 Terror.[/QUOTE] That just sounds like a normal TF2 server though.

Encountered this while playing with some friends on a valve server(ctf_turbine) *DEAD* [b]infamous[/b] : who [b]owl[/b] : matt [b]Matt[/b] : ? [b]8-Bauwl[/b] : no, i hack [b]owl[/b] : headshots mid fight [b]Matt[/b] : he sacks [b]Matt[/b] : yes that's possible [b]Matt[/b] : dude, sniper is my second main [b]owl[/b] : but twice? 1 as scout? really? [b]Matt[/b] : yes, it's possible [b]8-Bauwl[/b] : yes [b]8-Bauwl[/b] : he's obviously hacking [b]8-Bauwl[/b] : just look at that melee aimbot [b]Matt[/b] : My melee aimbot is the best [b]owl[/b] : kk sorry [b]owl[/b] : i just encountered so many hackers [b]Matt[/b] : it's understandable [b]8-Bauwl[/b] : i can guarentee that he isn't one [b]owl[/b] : valves vac sucks * A bit later... * [b]owl[/b] : who here is mlg -I headshot him in vents, he then joins spectator- * About 10 mins of him setting in spec... * Player [b]owl[/b] left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Oh man, we're gonna need a v4 soon. Any name ideas?

[QUOTE=chipsnapper2;48459885]Oh man, we're gonna need a v4 soon. Any name ideas?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Flash_Fire;48450316][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DJHFsv0.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=chipsnapper2;48459885]Oh man, we're gonna need a v4 soon. Any name ideas?[/QUOTE] Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v4: "the legacy of protecting the centuries?"

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" V4: 'who are the cows?' "