Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[TectonicImprov]

[QUOTE=Anderan;48459912]where are the mems[/QUOTE]

I'd like this as a title only if you added the guys name to it too. I.E. Shit People Say in TF2 v4: "vaporous23: where are the mems"

[Anderan]

To be fair we still have a good 500 posts until lock. May find something better by then.

[godzirra]

Stuff People Say in TF2 v4: "Im hate scout"

[Demo-the-man]

Shit People Say in Tf2 V4: "We specialize in buying things for 2.3 kids"

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;48463529]Shit People Say in Tf2 V4: "We specialize in buying [B]strangers[/B] for 2.3 kids"[/QUOTE]

ftfy

[butilka4]

[QUOTE=butilka4;48273269][quote]Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v4: "CENTINELA IN THE VENTS!"[/quote]
?[/QUOTE]

[nuke4fix]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pS3AhsI.png[/IMG]

[gary spivey]

[QUOTE=nuke4fix;48464552]SON OF BIRCH[/QUOTE]

[img]http://beforeitsnews.com/mediadrop/uploads/2013/38/e2307d1c17d64356a03eb1aa05104034f5bb0988.jpg[/img]

[Flash_Fire]

Sweet MvM and Hella sniper

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dqGGmj3.png[/IMG]

:sbhj:

[ProfHappycat7]

snop

[editline]15th August 2015[/editline]

whoops, thought this was the "stuff that annoys you" thread, move along

[Anderan]

Some guy couldn't quite figure out how to join partner taunts
[t]http://puu.sh/jCTq6/3f42dd346d.jpg[/t]

[Blackavar]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9XncVdN.png[/t]

context

[t]http://i.imgur.com/eaBNZX5.png[/t]

it's funny because they're right :v:

[Stylee32]

[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-08-17_19-04-07.png[/img]
(My servers change rekt to kittens)
I think you mean kittens.

[100undead]

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;48479167][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-08-17_19-04-07.png[/img]
(My servers change rekt to kittens)
I think you mean kittens.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/NxHfNk2.png[/t]

Me being bad at art software isn't gonna stop me from posting brainfarts that made me giggle.

[Flash_Fire]

Just ran in to this wonderful guy who claimed to be 25

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HFFfDil.png[/IMG]

Also seen: spewing racism about football players

[InvalidVertex]

That timing though
[t]http://i.imgur.com/TGkBfa6.png[/t]

[Kirbyfactor]

Vault Boy : best fuckin argue with the poster child of abortion if hes in your face

This dude kept complaining about my team and everytime he did I replied with 'top kek'
: Xen0n Later on... : kirby, you fck off you fcking motherfuckin jewish ppl

[Dekania]

[QUOTE=Vault Boy;48503103]jewish[/QUOTE]

Why do people use this as an insult?

[_charon]

[QUOTE=ILLUMM;48504496]Why do people use this as an insult?[/QUOTE]

a proud tradition of the human race, going back thousands (probably) of years

edit:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/NujawVC.jpg[/t]
this went on for like an hour before he left

also:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GmlwlEA.jpg[/IMG]

[Oast]

[QUOTE=someone101001;48505290]Speaking of "SOMEONE" hacking

I stole this from the console and edited out all the errors and kills on other ppl

*DEAD* cameronburns81: Someone
[pG] Someone: Yes?
cameronburns81: Stop hacking pelase
cameronburns81: please
[pG] Someone: You think I'm hacking?
[pG] Someone: Maybe you should stop disguising as scout EVERY TIME.
[pG] Someone: Maybe you should stop going to the same spot EVERY TIME
cameronburns81: MABY IM TRYING TO GET ACHIVEMENTS
[pG] Someone: And it's my fault?
[pG] Someone killed cameronburns81 with minigun.
*DEAD* cameronburns81: HA
*DEAD* cameronburns81: Howd you know that time
[pG] Someone: because we have no soldiers on our team
[pG] Someone: normally a 'friendly' with no items is a spy
[pG] Someone: since most people have hats and such
[pG] Someone: otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell right away
[pG] Someone killed cameronburns81 with minigun.
cameronburns81 [1:68993540] disconnected.

A completely default friendly is totally not suspicous, especially if he walks in a straight line right to you[/QUOTE]

Good on you for actually explaining it. Although he'll never admit it, he probably learned a lot from that.

[ontrigger]

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;48479167][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-08-17_19-04-07.png[/img]
(My servers change rekt to kittens)
I think you mean kittens.[/QUOTE]
☐ Not kittens. ☑ Kittens.

[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=FireWarp;48517862]☐ Not kittens. ☑ Kittens.[/QUOTE]

I believe facepunch as a whole should use this as a bind

[Roo]

[QUOTE=Blackavar;48518152]I believe facepunch as a whole should use this as a bind[/QUOTE]

Official forums for Guild Wars 2 replace all swears by "kittens", I kid you not.

[CapitalismHo!]

[IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/17ccd6473dbb96570d2bd9ac95c47d1c.png[/IMG]
[IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/744a449d5d6914115b39b47075ac0dba.png[/IMG]
this fucking game sometimes

[_charon]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ofgt5pu.jpg[/img]
Guy just kept going too, unfortunately I didn't screenshot the rest.

[Cti]

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;48518464]Official forums for Guild Wars 2 replace all swears by "kittens", I kid you not.[/QUOTE]

Don't you mean you [B]kit[/B] him not?

[Bynine]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/uzZeGR4.png[/img]

[Stylee32]

[QUOTE=FireWarp;48517862]☐ Not kittens. ☑ Kittens.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-05-22_21-16-50.png[/img]
:wink:

[Sir Mullich]

[QUOTE=_charon;48520960][img]http://i.imgur.com/ofgt5pu.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/JhYpO9J.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/AQDfXka.png[/img]

[Giveaway412]

[QUOTE=Bynine;48523045][img]http://i.imgur.com/uzZeGR4.png[/img][/QUOTE]

I think I met that Tyrannosaurus Rekt guy earlier. He was on a Suijin server and vote-kicked a guy for having Japanese characters in his name, citing "I hate weeaboos". Then he started acting like a huge jerk saying he was better than everyone else because he had 1500 hours and an unusual. I started a votekick on him and it passed.