Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;40302301][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JBtNEug.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
How much you wanna bet that will actually be the halloween 2013 style.
[QUOTE=robo126;40305992]Zombie goasts?[/QUOTE]
a gibus with a headcrab sticking out of it?
gimme gimme
[QUOTE=robo126;40305992]Zombie goasts?[/QUOTE]
sorry but...
"the pants were dead."
[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;40319744]sorry but...
"the pants were dead."[/QUOTE]
And the birds and sun were almost down from the top of the sky
?
[QUOTE=HouraiDoll;40319744]sorry but...
"the pants were dead."[/QUOTE]
then who was thong?
[editline]18th April 2013[/editline]
That was terrible and I apologize.
[QUOTE=commandhat;40330881][img]http://i.imgur.com/2voWRJy.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Just blame your incompetence on lag like a normal sore loser.
[QUOTE=commandhat;40330881][img]http://i.imgur.com/2voWRJy.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I've never understood what these broken keyboards, new computer, or *NO SOUND* mean and why they are in peoples names. Like, who the fuck cares?
[QUOTE=Outro-intro;40352271]I've never understood what these broken keyboards, new computer, or *NO SOUND* mean and why they are in peoples names. Like, who the fuck cares?[/QUOTE]
To show off, or in this case, to be the cause of shitty playing.
In theory.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1GqoZ8G.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;40352356]To show off, or in this case, to be the cause of shitty playing.
In theory.[/QUOTE]
I used to put (No sound) on my name when I had no sound. A lot of teammates complained on how I didn't hear the deadringer and turn around, and the little tag made people complain less about me dying/getting them killed as often. Now, I can't be bothered to do it, so I just let people believe I'm one of those tunnel-vision soldiers that ignores everything.
[QUOTE=Dr. Doughnut;40352648]I used to put (No sound) on my name when I had no sound. A lot of teammates complained on how I didn't hear the deadringer and turn around, and the little tag made people complain less about me dying/getting them killed as often. Now, I can't be bothered to do it, so I just let people believe I'm one of those tunnel-vision soldiers that ignores everything.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I can back this up - sometimes I'll mute TF2 and just listen to music and it at least prevents people from yelling at me over the mic.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;40352249]Just blame your incompetence on lag like a normal sore loser.[/QUOTE]
That's actually what pisses me off. My internet keeps dissapearing every 5 seconds, making any online game unplayable. Sometimes this issue dissapears, but not for long. And if I refer to it when I'm losing horribly, everyone keeps calling me a little whiny shit. I'll switch to another provider, if they can connect their internet to my house.
Also, lil fun fact: When I called my provider to check and fix my issue, they told me that they'll send over someone to check my modem. That someone never came, and my provider never responded back.
[QUOTE=robo126;40355244][img]http://i.imgur.com/92ymPvy.jpg[/img]
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They were made for each other
[QUOTE=robo126;40355244][img]http://i.imgur.com/92ymPvy.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wKzZGaZ.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
yeah, i'm pretty sure you would need parental control on a cock
[QUOTE=El Fonz0;40355492]yeah, i'm pretty sure you would need parental control on a cock[/QUOTE]
I think he was considering sucking a cock for an unusual, but he wasn't sure of the price.
[QUOTE=mutated;40352789]Yeah, I can back this up - sometimes I'll mute TF2 and just listen to music and it at least prevents people from [B]yelling at me over the mic[/B].[/QUOTE]
How can you tell?
[QUOTE=Deodorant;40356096]How can you tell?[/QUOTE]
it's a preventative measure. I [I]presume[/I] that if they took the time to read my name that they won't waste their breath.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OT7qEP7.jpg[/IMG]
But there were no red sentries
[QUOTE=KandyMan;40358652]But there were no red sentries[/QUOTE]
Of course there weren't; [I]he got rid of them[/I].
[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;40358751]Of course there weren't; [I]he got rid of them[/I].[/QUOTE]
No, he got rid of the sunturys.
[QUOTE=Stiffy360;40358780]No, he got rid of the sunturys.[/QUOTE]
he got rid of the [i]RED SUNRAYS[/i]
THAT IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE THAT EFFECT
[QUOTE=KandyMan;40358652][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OT7qEP7.jpg[/IMG]
But there were no red sentries[/QUOTE]
He destroys the red sunturys and THEN goes to the red team
what
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40360538]He destroys the red sunturys and THEN goes to the red team
what[/QUOTE]
He must've wanted to join RED, but the sunturys were very, very ugly, so he joined BLU and got rid of them.
After that, he joins RED and does whatever someone on RED does.
[QUOTE=Damian0358;40360689]He must've wanted to join RED, but the sunturys were very, very ugly, so he joined BLU and got rid of them.
After that, he joins RED and does whatever someone on RED does.[/QUOTE]
so a RED (Reliable Excavations and Demolition) member joined BLU (Builder's League United) to destroy things?
So today in a dustbowl match I met an F2P pyro with a flaregun shooting in the air.
I asked him what he was doing and he said:
"I'm trying to call in an attack chopper."
That made my day.
Oh, and later he was attempting to "360 noscope" people as sniper. He promptly left after a few deaths.
[QUOTE=Scerelyn~;40363626]So today in a dustbowl match I met an F2P pyro with a flaregun shooting in the air.
I asked him what he was doing and he said:
"I'm trying to call in an attack chopper."
That made my day.
Oh, and later he was attempting to "360 noscope" people as sniper. He promptly left after a few deaths.[/QUOTE]
I think he was trying to be ironic.
[QUOTE=commandhat;40361100]so a RED (Reliable Excavations and Demolition) member joined BLU (Builder's League United) to destroy things?[/QUOTE]
Just like payload!
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