Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Giveaway412;48525456]I think I met that Tyrannosaurus Rekt guy earlier. He was on a Suijin server and vote-kicked a guy for having Japanese characters in his name, citing "I hate weeaboos". Then he started acting like a huge jerk saying he was better than everyone else because he had 1500 hours and an unusual. I started a votekick on him and it passed.[/QUOTE]
I think I've been in a match with him before on a valve server. He kept telling us how we 'sucked' and that he was 'carrying the team'...carrying it from 5th place on the leaderboards. I told him I was the highest scoring player on the server (after 25 minutes of being there) and that he should spend more time playing than complaining and he flew off the handle; swearing, insults - the works before a vote to kick him passed.
I think I uploaded screencaps of some of that little tantrum on the "funny stuff F2P's say" thread.
[QUOTE=Zenamez;48525536]I think I've been in a match with him before on a valve server. He kept telling us how we 'sucked' and that he was 'carrying the team'...carrying it from 5th place on the leaderboards. I told him I was the highest scoring player on the server (after 25 minutes of being there) and that he should spend more time playing than complaining and he flew off the handle; swearing, insults - the works before a vote to kick him passed.
I think I uploaded screencaps of some of that little tantrum on the "funny stuff F2P's say" thread.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like him, when I met him he was saying how "this team belongs on this curb, because it's trash" even though I had a higher score than him. (I was a demoman, he was a soldier.)
[QUOTE=Cti;48521067]Don't you mean you [B]kit[/B] him not?[/QUOTE]
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[editline]24th August 2015[/editline]
Emergency content:
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Don't you hate that smell?
[QUOTE=Giveaway412;48525456]I think I met that Tyrannosaurus Rekt guy earlier. He was on a Suijin server and vote-kicked a guy for having Japanese characters in his name, citing "I hate weeaboos". Then he started acting like a huge jerk saying he was better than everyone else because he had 1500 hours and an unusual. I started a votekick on him and it passed.[/QUOTE]
Ditto. Toxic scout or pyro main as I recall, but I can't remember. Just remember him flying off the handle about me managing to juggle him with the liberty launcher before getting votekicked.
[QUOTE=Giveaway412;48525456]
better than everyone else
1500 hours
an unusual[/QUOTE]
like
neither of those things mean much
Apparently Tyrannosaurus Rekt has a youtube channel where all his videos are showing him using lmaobox
May not be the same guy doh
I dont know
[QUOTE=Blackavar;48528251]like
neither of those things mean much[/QUOTE]
can confirm
i got over double the hours
and i had an unusual at one point
am still a chump at this game
[QUOTE=Gentlebear;48528968]Apparently Tyrannosaurus Rekt has a youtube channel where all his videos are showing him using lmaobox
May not be the same guy doh
I dont know[/QUOTE]
I doubt it's that uncommon of a name.
"Heavy is shitty"
gets killed by heavy
"Alright"
Guy quits
[QUOTE=Cti;48541410][T]http://i.imgur.com/mX59efM.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]
I never thought a simple mistake would make me laugh.
Had a really salty guy in game where I was finishing off the contract. I had hoped the console had all of it, but it seems to have shoved most of it out the way for errors so:
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[QUOTE]] Flying Scotsman : He's salty AND homophobic
disgusting scout main kid died.
scope} : lel you are salty
disgusting scout main kid : ni
disgusting scout main kid : im not homophobic
[V3] Flying Scotsman : Go home Scout, you're not of legal age to get drunk
[V3] Flying Scotsman : Calling people faggots is homophobic
disgusting scout main kid : no its not LMAO U RETARD
[V3] Flying Scotsman : Yes it is
disgusting scout main kid : u prbobably support multiculture, stupid gay leftist faggot
[V3] Flying Scotsman : lol homophobia
[V3] Flying Scotsman : Should've stayed in school
*DEAD* TH3 B4C0N : lol
[V3] Flying Scotsman : You would've learnt the meaning of the words you spit
disgusting scout main kid : faggot is not condesending to homosexuals
disgusting scout main kid : idiot
*DEAD* [V3] Flying Scotsman : it is
[V3] Flying Scotsman : Google it, champ.
[V3] Flying Scotsman : See for yourself
disgusting scout main kid : GOOGLE IS NEVER RIGHT
disgusting scout main kid : IDIOT
disgusting scout main kid disconnected
(TEAM) scope} : he left Scotsman 8)
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Other such quotes include:
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disgusting scout main kid : its called being a swede
[V3] Flying Scotsman : A swede is a turnip.
[V3] Flying Scotsman : explains a lot.
disgusting scout main kid : no it doesnt
[V3] Flying Scotsman : yes it does
*DEAD* TH3 B4C0N : yes it does
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disgusting scout main kid : lol u died rich kid
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[QUOTE]disgusting scout main kid : just becus ur a rich african kid[/QUOTE]
That's because I was wearing my HOUWAR.
[QUOTE]scope} : scout - be salty over the mic. Make us all laugh
disgusting scout main kid : no because im not a reddit faggot kid
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What does that even mean!?
He also spewed the usual "rekt" shit, but we've all seen that before so it's not worth posting.
I pointed out he had the vocab of an 'edgy' 12 year old, so he decided to (try) to prove us wrong by making a paragraph of racist, homophobic and derogatory terms then asking "would a 12 year old say this?!". Yes, Scout. Yes they would because you just did (among your other xenophobic, homophobic and borderline "edgy" neo-nazi quotes).
He's a Xenophobe and Homophobe who probably doesn't understand what left-right political things are. A great resource for people who want to keep their kids in school; just show them this waste of space and ask them "Do YOU want to become Scout?"
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[QUOTE=The T;48545822][t]http://i.imgur.com/f7fWwMl.jpg?1[/t][/QUOTE]
I love how he expects people to believe that he is 32 when he is named "Pootisbird".
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Guess I can sympathize, not the easiest thing to spell
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(KIRBY was playing battle medic and not healing anyone and MisterDoctorPotato started to complain.)
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At this point, a vote was started to kick MisterDoctorPotato (I don't know why though).
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[I]Eat darkoods[/I][/QUOTE]
I agree with XDZABUJCAXD, it's better to ochraniac skrzynke
So I was playing Sniper on Pass because the map, Warehouse, is a heaven for sniping. And I made one guy mad, like ultimately losing-my-shit mad.
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They even kicked him to make him even more mad.
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But it did not end here...
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And finally the [sp]the anticlimatic end[/sp]
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he lives up to his name
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48569606]-snip-[/QUOTE]
At least he finally calmed down.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48569606]So I was playing Sniper on Pass because the map, Warehouse, is a heaven for sniping. And I made one guy mad, like ultimately losing-my-shit mad.
-a familiar face-[/QUOTE]
Heeyy, I know this guy.
Met him at a pub some time ago and he was getting quite angry there as well.
Guy's alright and means well, but gets real angry real quick.
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Who was he talking to?
I looked back in the chat but no one was insulting him.
[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;48575002][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6l9FoSZ.png[/IMG]
Who was he talking to?
I looked back in the chat but no one was insulting him.[/QUOTE]
The name Fuhrer Cookie triggered him.
A guy called "fnaf chica" was on a server and it caused some guy to lose his shit
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this guy responded with
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[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;48575002]Who was he talking to?
I looked back in the chat but no one was insulting him.[/QUOTE]
Remember that if you're alive you can't see the other team's dead chat, it's really silly.
[QUOTE=blueNES;48577350]A guy called "fnaf chica" was on a server and it caused some guy to lose his shit
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this guy responded with
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That's rich coming from a guy called "Crazed Psychopathic Hedgehog". Is that his OC?
