Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=commandhat;40361100]so a RED (Reliable Excavations and Demolition) member joined BLU (Builder's League United) to destroy things?[/QUOTE] They will destroy and later RED would call them to fix the things they broke but of course they have to pay.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wb0HLdT.jpg[/IMG] So many noob spies I see just swinging their knife at people outside of melee range.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/J0k3EpJ.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2EcTG.jpg[/IMG] Hm.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1vy4uFG.jpg[/img] That was bizarre.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/a5hBSDV.jpg[/img]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2EGEX.jpg[/IMG] he probubly played solider and used the beggers zooka to make the mvmbot fly and die

"we need sout heavy to cap intel"

Last night I was playing TF2 and playing defensive engi. Some sniper headshots me before I can get my Wrangler out and then proceeds to destroy my sentry. When I respawn, I walk out and I see this other engi hitting the destroyed model of my sentry with his wrench, trying to repair it.

Not exactly "Funny" but does involve a new player. My sister's boyfriend told her basically, "if you're gonna be my girlfriend, you're going to be a gamer", and built her a new PC. So she started playing TF2. Last Friday I finally got to sit down and play a game with her. She tends to lean more towards being a W+M1 Pyro, but damn if I'm not happy to see my little sister happily set some spy on fire. I was so proud I gave her my prized Vintage Brain Slug hat that happens to be named after the rubber ducky she used to have as a kid. [QUOTE=lavacano;40373740]Last night I was playing TF2 and playing defensive engi. Some sniper headshots me before I can get my Wrangler out and then proceeds to destroy my sentry. When I respawn, I walk out and I see this other engi hitting the destroyed model of my sentry with his wrench, trying to repair it.[/QUOTE] Give that guy a "You tried" gold star.

So I posted that new command (cl_first_person_uses_world_model) in chat so someone I was talking to on voice could copy and use it. Then suddenly in chat... "i can see my pants help" "MY GUN IS GONE" "enginer face in water when i look down" "what happened to my rifle o_0" "i am a floating gun" Etc.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LljuvY2.jpg[/IMG] This was on ctf_turbine too. One of the only maps where 5 runners are completely viable.

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbf55d93a0a9258055565efe1a9a6153/tumblr_mlnp8fsrkm1s4h1rzo1_400.png[/img] He didn't survive :(

[QUOTE=Jesp;40376656][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbf55d93a0a9258055565efe1a9a6153/tumblr_mlnp8fsrkm1s4h1rzo1_400.png[/img] He didn't survive :([/QUOTE] Heh, reminds me of my first days playing TF2, I was in a group chat room with some guys who have all had a few hundred hours at the time. As I was playing, suddenly I saw myself run past me, so I instantly shift-tabbed and asked them what happened. They asked me if I got backstabbed, so I went to check and confirmed that I got indeed backstabbed. They laughed their asses off.

[QUOTE=No1curr;40376130][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LljuvY2.jpg[/IMG] This was on ctf_turbine too. One of the only maps where 5 runners are completely viable.[/QUOTE] And where inexperienced Engineers tend to set up on the higher path and in the vents, leaving the enemy scouts with free-roam in the lower path and, by extension, your intel room. God, I hate it when the team's on the Engie limit, and they're all set up in horrible positions, or right next to each other. Or right next to each other in a horrible position.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1hajoNL.png[/IMG] He was hitting his sentry but had no metal.

I remember when I first started TF2, way back in 2008, I was an awful spy and kept wondering how people instantly knew I was a spy. Then I saw a friendly spy wearing a disguise. "Well no wonder they can tell, the disguise is just a fucking paper mask!" I also used to think that the backburner was called the blackburner, and I giggled whenever I attacked a demoman with it.

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43795887/quoet.jpg[/img] ok guys thanks

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[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40378988][IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2jK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lg.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2ml.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh god I can just imagine some 10 year old kid trying to say this in real life. The guys name that tells him to shut up is just icing on the cake.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40378988][IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2jK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lg.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2ml.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh god the last guy's name

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40378988][IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2jK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lg.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2ml.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] The guy's name, bitte, is German for please. It's like the whole point of his account is just begging.

[QUOTE=No1curr;40376130][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LljuvY2.jpg[/IMG] This was on ctf_turbine too. One of the only maps where 5 runners are completely viable.[/QUOTE] Freaking wannabes

[QUOTE=SirVerbose;40379777]The guy's name, bitte, is German for please. It's like the whole point of his account is just begging.[/QUOTE] It's also a french slang name for "dick".

[QUOTE=01271;40384159]It's also a french slang name for "dick".[/QUOTE] because Germans were dicks to them in the World Wars! It all makes sense!

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/3219998680073dde8c3e249bb6ec3430.png?1366680290[/IMG] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/245202236cbb111d01074cd3f2b53466.png?1366680333[/IMG] and then [IMG]http://gyazo.com/fa2b32414f81fada8d9ea7ccfa9c55a3.png?1366680370[/IMG] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/6924143ed953b6d3488917f6dae87b2a.png?1366680401[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;40352271]I've never understood what these broken keyboards, new computer, or *NO SOUND* mean and why they are in peoples names. Like, who the fuck cares?[/QUOTE] I don't know about the broken keyboards, laggy computer, etc in people's names, but I don't really mind the nosound or music in people's names, it provides a reasonable explanation for why they just missed something that was really obvious in cs, or not hearing the DR in tf2. It's just the fuckers that have to be different and can't just put it with a hashtag, star, parenthesis, etc at the end of their name, that change it to be talking third person about themself. For example someone's name that is "ChESpi has no sound" , when I read that I'm like who the fuck is chespi and why do I care that they don't have sound.

[QUOTE=01271;40384159]It's also a french slang name for "dick".[/QUOTE] with one less T yes

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40378988][IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2jK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lg.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2lR.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2F2ml.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Read this in the form of Adele, Magica.