Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;49492022][img]http://i.imgur.com/WLpNfO9.png[/img]
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Well, you obviously did something wrong. I mean come on, you "fell to your theaf", that's uncalled for
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:v:
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all in one round
[QUOTE=Hock;49519639][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ceTCS3B.png[/IMG]
all in one round[/QUOTE]
All it took was this one post to destroy the English language.
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Yes, it was directed at the guy talking about spycrabs :v:
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[QUOTE=lavacano;49441927][img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/SWP1/2016-01-02-00001.png[/img]
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This guy did not, at any point, speak in any way that resembled normal, and refused to explain himself when asked what the hell he was doing. I wound up having to change servers because I could feel it rotting my brain, especially since half the time it was some bizarre word salad instead of anything that resembled valid English. I thought I took more screenshots of this bullshit, but evidently not.
To lighten the mood of my post, there's also this, which I meant to post a couple days ago but forgot:
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Holy shit, I remember this guy too. I used to see him a lot on community servers where I regularly used to play but that's at least two or three years ago. He always had these kind of binds, just random words, insults with weird punctuation and smileys.
It was all on EU servers though. But it was him, I exactly remember the name the style of his binds. Maybe he moved to America?
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;49556668]Holy shit, I remember this guy too. I used to see him a lot on community servers where I regularly used to play but that's at least two or three years ago. He always had these kind of binds, just random words, insults with weird punctuation and smileys.
It was all on EU servers though. But it was him, I exactly remember the name the style of his binds. Maybe he moved to America?[/QUOTE]
Unless he's managed to configure a bind for every button on his keyboard that wasn't tied up to basic gameplay functions, I'm pretty sure he was typing each individual statement out, which is the especially boggling part.
[QUOTE=lavacano;49558735]Unless he's managed to configure a bind for every button on his keyboard that wasn't tied up to basic gameplay functions, I'm pretty sure he was typing each individual statement out, which is the especially boggling part.[/QUOTE]
It's possible to set up rotating binds
[url]http://imgur.com/gallery/Xw5UB[/url]
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;49560225]It's possible to set up rotating binds
[url]http://imgur.com/gallery/Xw5UB[/url][/QUOTE]
I've got a rotating bind (the download page was taken down for some reason) that allows me to spam Hentai quotes :weeb: and also other stuff
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Note: I didn't make this, and it also lets me show copy-pastas in chat.
EDIT: I FOUND THE DOWNLOAD LINK FOR BEEMOVIE.CFG, IT IS A TRULY GLORIOUS DAY
also content: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DAbLQPL.png[/IMG]
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I wonder if he knows what he really said
I know it's not TF2, but I don't know where else to post this.
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also dont look up what owo means
Went through old screenshots a bit, there's still tons more to go through at some point
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Some quotes from my amazing tf2 commentator friend:
Child kidnapping is still legal in the middle point.
She's still swinging the thingy.
Get good and push it like a baby.
I know it doesn't look like it, but things are about to get sweaty and attractive.
[editline]27th January 2016[/editline]
BTW, this was within the last two days.
[QUOTE=Hark;49609869]Went through old screenshots a bit, there's still tons more to go through at some point
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Fun fact: The Emporium is actually a sweatshop in disguise and everyone who makes items is Chinese
[QUOTE=Hark;49609869]
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Ok.
blu won because the time ran out and they had more points
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[QUOTE=lavacano;49441927][img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/SWP1/2016-01-02-00001.png[/img]
[img]http://jesusfuck.me/di/197K/2016-01-02-00002.png[/img]
This guy did not, at any point, speak in any way that resembled normal, and refused to explain himself when asked what the hell he was doing. I wound up having to change servers because I could feel it rotting my brain, especially since half the time it was some bizarre word salad instead of anything that resembled valid English. I thought I took more screenshots of this bullshit, but evidently not.[/QUOTE]
this fucking guy! I played with him once, I posted this in the general chat thread and someone posted it here so technically this is a repost:
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throughout this entire game he had like 2 points, he was too busy typing <<lol>> followed by gibberish to actually play the game
like does he even understand TF2
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One of the perks of playing on european servers is reading hilarious sentences in broken English.
This guy really liked his gunslinger
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