Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[No1curr]

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At first I thought he was joking because he was a decent medic but he only had about 10 hours of TF2.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=No1curr;40398222][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qkTIAP8.jpg[/IMG]

At first I thought he was joking because he was a decent medic but he only had about 10 hours of TF2.[/QUOTE]

The truth is that it is rude

[Xyrofen]

[QUOTE=gav618;40395484]I don't know about the broken keyboards, laggy computer, etc in people's names, but I don't really mind the nosound or music in people's names, it provides a reasonable explanation for why they just missed something that was really obvious in cs, or not hearing the DR in tf2.

It's just the fuckers that have to be different and can't just put it with a hashtag, star, parenthesis, etc at the end of their name, that change it to be talking third person about themself. For example someone's name that is "ChESpi has no sound" , when I read that I'm like who the fuck is chespi and why do I care that they don't have sound.[/QUOTE]

I don't think that should bother you as much as it seems to be.

[COSTA]

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And from that day forward, due to that unpleasant experience, Phil Fish lost all the good remaining in his heart. He turned out to be a very arrogant person, not trusting anyone and insulting them whenever he could, whether they bought FEZ or not.

[Nitro836]

[QUOTE=No1curr;40398222][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qkTIAP8.jpg[/IMG]

At first I thought he was joking because he was a decent medic but he only had about 10 hours of TF2.[/QUOTE]

I KNOW, I think so too, I'm a medic and this spy irritates me with a knife.

A friggin' butter knife! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little spine with my bonesaw while he goes AAAAHHHHH and he can't walk without spycrabbing cuz his spine is so bent and mangled and he's bumping into stuff and OH MAN!

I don't know, maybe you had to see it. The moral is, spies are a bitch to gut.

[Oast]

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;40352271]I've never understood what these broken keyboards, new computer, or *NO SOUND* mean and why they are in peoples names. Like, who the fuck cares?[/QUOTE]

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/540706885780614931/B2E16A1549E9D739DD1619068F2C6D1716210508/[/t]
:v:
We created friendly heavy sandwich party in minutes.

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;40352271]I've never understood what these broken keyboards, new computer, or *NO SOUND* mean and why they are in peoples names. Like, who the fuck cares?[/QUOTE]

If someone's keyboard is fucked, the put *Broken Keyboard*.

If someone has no audio, the put *No Sound*.

Now, "New Computer" seems like a shitty excuse.

[9600bauds]

::RED Engineer, turtling alone in the intel room::

teddykgb####: I am to far away from everyone
teddykgb####: I fell iscolated.. :(

[DrPyspy]

[QUOTE=9600bauds;40409863]::RED Engineer, turtling alone in the intel room::

teddykgb####: I am to far away from everyone
teddykgb####: I fell iscolated.. :([/QUOTE]

once I set up a sentry nest in the enemy base

the intel was never returned to the spawn, so nobody ever came down there

:(

[9600bauds]

my joke about disco-lation didn't cheer him up either

[What Up]

[QUOTE=NateDude;40408264]If someone's keyboard is fucked, the put *Broken Keyboard*.

If someone has no audio, the put *No Sound*.

Now, "New Computer" seems like a shitty excuse.[/QUOTE]

it probably takes awhile to get used to the new fps and sensitivity, but it didn't for me. I wrecked as scout after i got a new computer.

[Dat Lobo]

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Damn, looks like I gotta go to the Wicks N' Sticks for my aroma therapy candles now.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;40416409][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578987482678353234/63EE5E551D1F36945402FD3E2AA479A7B7470DDF/[/t]

Damn, looks like I gotta go to the Wicks N' Sticks for my aroma therapy candles now.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/09/Waxy_Wayfinder.png[/img]?

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;40416409][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578987482678353234/63EE5E551D1F36945402FD3E2AA479A7B7470DDF/[/t]

Damn, looks like I gotta go to the Wicks N' Sticks for my aroma therapy candles now.[/QUOTE]

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:v:

[gooooooooooogle]

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rip :(

[Magic Scrumpy]

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rip :([/QUOTE]

we can pretend that you were missed

[Roo]

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[Zadrave]

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[Prollgurke]

A little story:

Ok so i was recently on a trade server where some noob decided to challenge me to a duel.

I accepted.

We were having some derpy pyro fights and i was playing with him a little bit and stuff like that. And whenever i was trading he wrote:

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(^he wasnt correcting himself, this was some time later. FYI: My ingame name is Earl of Cockwood.)

He was taking this duell serious.

Unfortunately, the duell ended due to a rather unclever reason:

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I kind of felt sorry for him. After looking into his backpack and checking which weapons he got (almost nothing), i wanted to trade him some useful weapons i found this week. For free of course.
He somehow wasnt "available to trade" for some weird reason (he wasnt trading with someone else). So i explained him in the chat that he shall trade me so i can donate some stuff to him. But he always said:

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Some time later he left the server.

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40437049]He somehow wasnt "available to trade" for some weird reason[/QUOTE]

You need to have had Steam Guard enabled on your account for at least 10 or 15 days before you're allowed to trade.

Think it's been like that since Christmas.

[donutbigpoland]

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ok v:v:v

[Art3mis Jinx]

[QUOTE=lavacano;40438011]You need to have had Steam Guard enabled on your account for at least 10 or 15 days before you're allowed to trade.

Think it's been like that since Christmas.[/QUOTE]

Or it could be that he was f2p. For some reason you need to have a game activated on steam to be able to trade.

[Roo]

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[nahkakakkone]

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[Zadrave]

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You lose stranger

[ElectricSquid]

[QUOTE=nahkakakkone;40445148][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/L3jJlJP.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Human trafficking spreads to TF2.

[thatswordguy]

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You lose stranger[/QUOTE]

I never thought I'd see a retsupurae reference on Facepunch :v:

[Art3mis Jinx]

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[VintageCat]

[QUOTE=Liquid-Fire;40455470][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e8JRjUe.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
9 years old and plays TF2 already. I'm impressed.

[RandomGamer342]

[QUOTE=VintageCat;40456236]9 years old and plays TF2 already. I'm impressed.[/QUOTE]

Just wait until you see someone with 2001 in their name