Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=Liquid-Fire;40455470][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e8JRjUe.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] i'm not officer, drunk!

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[QUOTE=VintageCat;40456236]9 years old and [I]knows about burning Huntsman arrows[/I]. I'm impressed.[/QUOTE] Fixed it for you

[QUOTE=KandyMan;40465994]Fixed it for you[/QUOTE] Everyone knows about burning huntsman arrows, at least half the pyros i meet in valve servers light my bow on fire when they're near me [I]Extinguishing people, however...[/I]

[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;40466022]Everyone knows about burning huntsman arrows, at least half the pyros i meet in valve servers light my bow on fire when they're near me [I]Extinguishing people, however...[/I][/QUOTE] you are only fooling yourself, they are just spychecking everything they come across, nothing more

[QUOTE=comet1337;40466152]you are only fooling yourself, they are just spychecking everything they come across, nothing more[/QUOTE] Unless you find me playing Pyro on one :v:

[QUOTE=KandyMan;40465994]Fixed it for you[/QUOTE] Flaming is something the 9 year-olds know best mate. :v:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;40467528]Flaming is something the 9 year-olds know best mate. :v:[/QUOTE] [I]u wot m8 ur mom sad that 2 me last night lol[/I]

[QUOTE=LightFlock;40468664][I]u wot m8 ur mom sad that 2 me last night lol[/I][/QUOTE] [I]nu YOU'RE mum did rekt lel XDDDD kekeke #YOLO #SWAG go bak 3 skool kid n lern hao 3 b guud @dem cumbaks m8[/I]

[QUOTE=LuchaHoovy;40469378][I]nu YOU'RE mum did rekt lel XDDDD kekeke #YOLO #SWAG go bak 3 skool kid n lern hao 3 b guud @dem cumbaks m8[/I][/QUOTE] There's a line for everything. Thank you for showing us how to cross it best.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;40470421]There's a line for everything. Thank you for showing us how to cross it best.[/QUOTE] ok

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;40467017]Unless you find me playing Pyro on one :v:[/QUOTE] People always get impressed when a pyro actually knows how to extinguish

[QUOTE=Histrionic;40475501]People always get impressed when a pyro actually knows how to extinguish[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/bO83Dzv.png[/t] the problem isnt using m2 near burning allies, the problem is chasing that god damn medic/scout/sniper who would refuse to let me extinguish him(and save me)

So, while on my quest to obtain a Strange Sniper Rifle and SMG, I met this dude on a Turbine server who said he was willing to sell me Rifle. After trying to negotiate a price in the server chat, which he ignored, I sent him a trade request. When he asked me how much I wanted to buy it for, I told him ''1 refined'', because, hey, that's the price on both the spreadsheet AND backpack.tf. For a strange that isn't that valuable, that must be a reliable source. However, this guy didn't want that and after asking me what he wanted for it, he replied with ''hat''. ''Shit'', I thought to myself, ''I don't really have a lot of hats that I want to sell, because I use most of them''. So, reluctantly, I put up some hats that I was willing to part with, one of them being uncraftable Fruit Shoot. I told him to pick a hat and, guess what, he picked the FS. So, after the trade was done, I was about to equip it, when I noticed him saying in the public chat ''[redacted]l : fuck you i know u scemmer!'' and ''[redacted] : That Uncraft''. He quickly sent me another trade request and, for some reason I actually went along with this, we quickly undid the trade by giving our items back. He proceeds to talk some other shit after this, but I didn't really pay attention to what he said and I just typed some responses along the lines of ''You should have read the text'' or ''It's your fault, not mine''. [B]TL;DR: Dumb guy gets pissed after a trade because he didn't see that the hat he chose himself wasn't craftable, so I traded it back, but he was still angry with me.[/B]

-Snip- *crap, didn't realize this wasn't the shit trade thread, lol*

[QUOTE=GLH;40479057]So, while on my quest to obtain a Strange Sniper Rifle and SMG, I met this dude on a Turbine server who said he was willing to sell me Rifle. After trying to negotiate a price in the server chat, which he ignored, I sent him a trade request. When he asked me how much I wanted to buy it for, I told him ''1 refined'', because, hey, that's the price on both the spreadsheet AND backpack.tf. For a strange that isn't that valuable, that must be a reliable source. However, this guy didn't want that and after asking me what he wanted for it, he replied with ''hat''. ''Shit'', I thought to myself, ''I don't really have a lot of hats that I want to sell, because I use most of them''. So, reluctantly, I put up some hats that I was willing to part with, one of them being uncraftable Fruit Shoot. I told him to pick a hat and, guess what, he picked the FS. So, after the trade was done, I was about to equip it, when I noticed him saying in the public chat ''[redacted]l : fuck you i know u scemmer!'' and ''[redacted] : That Uncraft''. He quickly sent me another trade request and, for some reason I actually went along with this, we quickly undid the trade by giving our items back. He proceeds to talk some other shit after this, but I didn't really pay attention to what he said and I just typed some responses along the lines of ''You should have read the text'' or ''It's your fault, not mine''. [B]TL;DR: Dumb guy gets pissed after a trade because he didn't see that the hat he chose himself wasn't craftable, so I traded it back, but he was still angry with me.[/B][/QUOTE] Sounds like you were the one getting scammed at first.

[QUOTE=hogofwar;40479786]Sounds like you were the one getting scammed at first.[/QUOTE] Not really, the uncraftable Fruit shoot is worth like 2 reclaimed and it's a pain in the ass to sell, so I was glad when he picked that one.

[QUOTE=GLH;40480043]Not really, the uncraftable Fruit shoot is worth like 2 reclaimed and it's a pain in the ass to sell, so I was glad when he picked that one.[/QUOTE] You should've just walked away and said it was his fault to be honest.

[QUOTE=LightFlock;40480234]You should've just walked away and said it was his fault to be honest.[/QUOTE] I was thinking of just leaving the server after I got the Sniper Rifle, but when I saw him raging in the chat I felt kind of bad. I guess I'm too much of a pansy to rip someone off [sp]Even though the reason I needed those 2 stranges in the first place was because I sold my old ones for a pretty big profit[/sp]

silentjeff02 has found: Ghostly Gibus silentjeff02: WHOOOOA GUYS I DIDNT KNO U COULD FIND HATTS

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;40482485]silentjeff02 has found: Ghostly Gibus silentjeff02: WHOOOOA GUYS I DIDNT KNO U COULD FIND HATTS[/QUOTE] I didn't know you could be that level of intelligent. Knowing about hats, not having a gibus and knowing about drops.

[IMG]http://abload.de/img/2013-04-30_00001v0u3l.jpg[/IMG] packback him

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpc.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpK.jpg[/IMG] Demolman

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40489337][IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpc.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpK.jpg[/IMG] Demolman[/QUOTE] He's got it wrong; it's soldier who's RACEEST dat murica

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40489337][IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpK.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Now I'm imaging soldiers and demomen racing each other across entire payload maps using explosive jumps. Would be fun to see some soldier/demoman competitive pros trying to outrace each other.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40489337][IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpc.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2KKpK.jpg[/IMG] Demolman[/QUOTE] But... I thought they were friends?

[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;40492604]But... I thought they were friends?[/QUOTE] He is playing virtual poker by itself, Sam. He doesn't HAVE any friends.

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40482934][IMG]http://abload.de/img/2013-04-30_00001v0u3l.jpg[/IMG] packback him[/QUOTE] he probably meant payback

[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;40492604]But... I thought they were friends?[/QUOTE] Yeah, keyword [i]were[/i]

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