Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[Batmans]

[video=youtube;i2Qt-UI25ys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Qt-UI25ys[/video]

Lalz

[Bug-a-boo]

[QUOTE=Batmans;39781488][video=youtube;i2Qt-UI25ys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Qt-UI25ys[/video]

Lalz[/QUOTE]
I kept watching and was like "this guy is clearly not free to play"
And then..I saw everything wrong.

[Drury]

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/19iydx/im_stabby_stabby_ama/c8omyh5[/url]

[Jesp]

[img]http://puu.sh/2bpiP[/img]

[G4Vi]

[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612759599367556222/8DC31AECD504EF0E1DD490FA22B370FEC144C42F/[/img]

[Mitchell]

[QUOTE=Lolnoob1;39776374][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/51082901/hachi1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/51082901/hachi2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/51082901/hachi3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/51082901/hachi4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Found HachyMachy123 profile :v: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198077816368[/url]

[Batmans]

[QUOTE=gav618;39784255][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612759599367556222/8DC31AECD504EF0E1DD490FA22B370FEC144C42F/[/img][/QUOTE]

Oh ok *leave pyrovision*

[patches]

[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;39775749][img]http://puu.sh/2b1c4[/img][/QUOTE]

Oh lord i laughed so hard

[nico2167]

Sadly no screenshots, but today a guy told me:
"Date u fuckin hacer cocksuking niga u hacked", to wich i responded "Why do you say i hacked?".
And he said:"u cant make headshots in TF2 fucking noob!!!!!"

I really dont understand why so much CoDfags in TF2 :v:

[Monokarhu]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YrHS1nD.png[/img]

[Mentlegen]

[img]http://oi50.tinypic.com/2emhrpc.jpg[/img]

Pay 2 Jump DLC.

[Jordax]

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;39787382][img]http://oi50.tinypic.com/2emhrpc.jpg[/img]

Pay 2 Jump DLC.[/QUOTE]

So it seems that laughter raises more than only your spirit.

[Prollgurke]

[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-02-25_00004iqzgv.jpg[/IMG]

This guy was complaining about his internet speed:
[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-03_00009n2aoo.jpg[/IMG]

[ElectricSquid]

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;39787930][IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-02-25_00004iqzgv.jpg[/IMG]

This guy was complaining about his internet speed:
[IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-03_00009n2aoo.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

As someone who has moved house several times, I can't help but sympathize with this guy.

[Prollgurke]

Yes i kinda felt sorry for him, but i had to laugh when he wrote that.

[HouraiDoll]

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;39786887][img]http://i.imgur.com/YrHS1nD.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/s/49i2igb9jx8xj2i/escrapplane.png[/img]

I think I found my life's calling...

[Mega Tuna]

I want an Escrap plan melee weapon right now.

[MeowMeow]

The escrap plan

- Do mini-crits to enemies that are using meele weapons.
- It gets destroyed after consecutive hits.
- No random critical hits
- After a kill, turns enemies into crap.

[What Up]

pick up the weapons of the enemies you kill

go from scrap to rec to ref and eventually hat.

[Mega Tuna]

[QUOTE=What Up;39789501]pick up the weapons of the enemies you kill

go from scrap to rec to ref and eventually hat.[/QUOTE]

Hat on a stick?

[Speed Of Dark]

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;39786887][img]http://puu.sh/2bQp1[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.celebrityvalues.com/images/the_rock_300.jpg[/img]

[VernaceJoe]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;39789477]The escrap plan

- Do mini-crits to enemies that are using meele weapons.
- It gets destroyed after consecutive hits.
- No random critical hits
- After a kill, turns enemies into [B]crap[/B].[/QUOTE]
Gross.

[Chaofanatic]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;39789477]- After a kill, turns enemies into crap.[/QUOTE]

I've never been happier that TF2's particle engine doesn't support render_blobs.

[Spudgun]

[img]http://puu.sh/2cy8X[/img]

[RonaldMcMuffi]

[IMG]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6385/3a0198a3b53019ac5234c8c.png[/IMG]

Oh god why.

[Samuel2213]

What's so bad about that? He made a very simple mistake and corrected himself after. I sometimes do the same as well.

[Radu RD]

[QUOTE=RonaldMcMuffi;39808124][IMG]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6385/3a0198a3b53019ac5234c8c.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[t]http://www.tvshopping24.com/internationalshop/bilder/K_H_Kitchenmachines/9904621_smoothie-maker/9904621_smoothie-maker.jpg[/t]

[WiltheKid]

[img]http://puu.sh/2d15a[/img]
from the tf2 gamebanana, but still relevant

[VintageCat]

[QUOTE=WiltheKid;39818630][img]http://puu.sh/2d15a[/img]
from the tf2 gamebanana, but still relevant[/QUOTE]
It pisses me off when people say "no" instead of "know"

[Tufty 🌹]

[QUOTE=VintageCat;39819121]It pisses me off when people say "no" instead of "know"[/QUOTE]

i no rite