Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;40551969]Really? Jesus, a painted fast learner makes you an outright douchebag apparently.[/QUOTE]
try a paint that isn't black, lime, or pink
black is bad especially, it looks all greasy
[QUOTE=Bynine;40551995]try a paint that isn't black, lime, or pink
black is bad especially, it looks all greasy[/QUOTE]
TS Fast Learner 4 lyf
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;40551969]Really? Jesus, a painted fast learner makes you an outright douchebag apparently.[/QUOTE]
more like it makes you a dime-a-dozen meatshottin' scumbag. like, when i see that loadout, I just think 'another tryhard scout who only plays turbine'.
Why is Baby Face's Blaster such a hot topic nowadays
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I just remembered something from my n00b days of tf2, some of my teammates were whining about the fact that I never tried to headshot some people. I said as a response too that,'Of course not, they wear helmets, headshots won't work.
edit: Did I just really type hatshot instead of headshot
[QUOTE=WhatANiceName;40552435]edit: Did I just really type hatshot instead of headshot[/QUOTE]
This is Team Fortress 2. Those terms are one and the same.
[QUOTE=commandhat;40555184]This is Team Fortress 2. Those terms are one and the same.[/QUOTE]
If there would be a sniper rifle which can shoot hats off people but has -99% damage penalty, I'd use it.
[sp]The Hatmans Hatmaker[/sp]
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40555854]If there would be a sniper rifle which can shoot hats off people but has -99% damage penalty, I'd use it.
[sp]The Hatmans Hatmaker[/sp][/QUOTE]
Hatsmans hattaker.
"Hats will roll"
[QUOTE=KleinerHl;40552400]
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Gibus: +40% Ghastliness
Goggles: +60% Obliviousness
Together: +99% Hot Gas
op valve nerf or i am boycotting
you'll see, just you wait
it will be on CNN, FOX, NBC, ABC, 123, PBS, FBI, CIA, MIB, TNT, TBS, and whatever the hell that one group from grand theft auto was that had the acronym C U N T
Orange Fast Learner + Long Fall Loafers = Aperture Science Test Subject
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;40557173]Gibus: +40% Ghastliness
Goggles: +60% Obliviousness
Together: +99% Hot Gas
op valve nerf or i am boycotting
you'll see, just you wait
it will be on CNN, FOX, NBC, ABC, 123, PBS, FBI, CIA, MIB, TNT, TBS, and whatever the hell that one group from grand theft auto was that had the acronym C U N T[/QUOTE]
Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety :v:
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[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;40557173]Gibus: +40% Ghastliness
Goggles: +60% Obliviousness
Together: +99% Hot Gas
op valve nerf or i am boycotting
you'll see, just you wait
it will be on CNN, FOX, NBC, ABC, 123, PBS, FBI, CIA, MIB, TNT, TBS, and whatever the hell that one group from grand theft auto was that had the acronym C U N T[/QUOTE]
don't forget USA, CBC, and KFC
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Damn slavers
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I'm not sure if this counts.
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Wow. 3000+ kills and he never figured out he spelled Deeper wrong.
Almost feels like a new soda.
Dr. Depper.
"Makes Your Penis Begger!"
[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;40573342]-stupidity-[/QUOTE]
Jesus, if you witnessed all of these first-hand, I'd suggest other servers.
soda pooper
how do i go shiny as dentist.
how do i go invisible as the secret agent?
how do i surrender as frenchman
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;40562493][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gtq4UTF.jpg[/IMG]
I'm not sure if this counts.[/QUOTE]
well in the french translation of the game vintages are called retro so the guy is probably french
how put robot as texas man
Engine build healthrobot
demonstration man is op
how i can fly with america
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