Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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How do I go scout
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;40580937]How do I go scout[/QUOTE]
how become sprinter
[QUOTE=alexdom;40580311]well in the french translation of the game vintages are called retro so the guy is probably french[/QUOTE]
Or danish. They're also called retro in the danish translation.
Whenever I come in here I see absurd shit that people say, but I have almost never seen new players say things like this. Maybe it's because I play on a small group of servers with competent people, but where would one go to see noobs like these in their, er, natural habitat?
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;40582297]Whenever I come in here I see absurd shit that people say, but I have almost never seen new players say things like this. Maybe it's because I play on a small group of servers with competent people, but where would one go to see noobs like these in their, er, natural habitat?[/QUOTE]
Pretty much any Valve server.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578988753160503504/CEED2EFD1F33DD14C942E343FBCCDEA0FF3AA7B5/[/t]
I'm curious to find where I can get one too.
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;40582966][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578988753160503504/CEED2EFD1F33DD14C942E343FBCCDEA0FF3AA7B5/[/t]
I'm curious to find where I can get one too.[/QUOTE]
I guess he's talking about a Blood Botkiller Sticky Launcher.
Could be rocket launcher as well.
That sounds like it'd be a weird Medic weapon.
Naw, I don't think that's the case, cause he was asking to buy a blood loch n' load, which we know doesn't exist.
[t]http://puu.sh/2QeQd.jpg[/t]
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070997741103/6343E42244FC1733DA2F8163A5D4C4B24C4D5FDD/[/t]
(and while your at it, eat the whole highway too.)
[QUOTE=Outro-intro;40588750][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846950070997741103/6343E42244FC1733DA2F8163A5D4C4B24C4D5FDD/[/t]
(and while your at it, eat the whole highway too.)[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, but fuck THAT guy for bitching about spies on an orange map. Really, bitching about spies....on orange?
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;40589094]I'm sorry, but fuck THAT guy for bitching about spies on an orange map. Really, bitching about spies....on orange?[/QUOTE]
Looks like x3 as well. Not even a variation of it.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BqBOJyo.jpg[/IMG]
HELLTITAN does not know how to use the mute button on young boys
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IJFC8qk.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=lavacano;40579435]how do i surrender as frenchman[/QUOTE]
we played like france 1940
[img]http://i.imgur.com/P38LZG3.png[/img]
Was on a Mario Kart map, and suddenly the most obnoxious squeeker comes on, BackSlah1211 I believe was his name.
"Wait for me to play the minigame"
After somehow missing three, his whining reached a peak.
[QUOTE]Durrsly: Quit bitching.[/QUOTE]
"You're a bitch"
[QUOTE]Durrsly: lol[/QUOTE]
"You all suck dude penis."
[QUOTE]Durrsly: Oh wow, spend all night coming up with that one?[/QUOTE]
So he got pissed and killed me.
[QUOTE]Durrsly: Why are you so mad, it's just a game.[/QUOTE]
"Just a game? I've been trying the whole time I'm here."
[QUOTE]Durrsly: So what?
Durrsly: This map is up like 24/7.[/QUOTE]
"I swear to god if they start without me I'll rage."
When I got to minigame, they started without me and him, so he kills me again.
"You are all dead to me." x3
[QUOTE]Durrsly: You were never alive to us.[/QUOTE]
"Go suck camel penis, you suck it."
[QUOTE]Durrsly: What's your obession with dick? Are you trying to tell us something?[/QUOTE]
"*mumbles* rapscallion, *mumbles*"
[QUOTE]Durrsly: Did I step into 1925? Who uses rapscallion?[/QUOTE]
"Let's go to another server Joey"
He leaves.
At this point everyone, text and mic, except the kid, was laughing.
"The Spy has a gun?"
DawsonJohnson, 2013
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40612013]"The Spy has a gun?"
DawsonJohnson, 2013[/QUOTE]
To be fair how often in random pubs do you see spies using their actual primary
or secondary, I guess, because that's what it is on the wiki
Could've been a F2P who just happened to have never played spy, or got a spy drop
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40610149]Who uses rapscallion?[/QUOTE]
I do. :I
And now for a positive new player thing.
Remember how I mentioned before about my sister getting into TF2?
(That's her on the top of the Red Team.)
[IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/884107627941134699/0019BE89097F3EAA3D977BD5E405307506912A37/[/IMG]
I'm so proud!
What class was she playing?
your sister appears to be stomping you
how the hell did she get 200 points more than most of yours and her team
how
[QUOTE=WiltheKid;40613661]your sister appears to be stomping you
how the hell did she get 200 points more than most of yours and her team
how[/QUOTE]
Well, after the first match, she was so hooked, she never left the match, and racked up many points over a couple days.
She was there awhile before I was, Also she primarily plays Pyro and Engineer, just like me.
She might be f2p and doesn't any real hats save for the one I gave her, but she's quickly become a competent player. She says she likes it because it's something she can just boot up and play whenever she wants without having to really invest hours into it, mostly playing in short sessions on weekends.
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B33MO: yo cobalt
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B33MO had a mic as well, I don't remember it too well since these are all around a year old, but I know for a fact he was pretty young
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[QUOTE=Kyrto;40614078][quote]black_flacon: iternet expro... 8 or 7 or fiarfox or gogil
black_flacon: internet[/quote][/QUOTE]
oprah
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