Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[img]http://i.imgur.com/64PLdCG.png[/img] [editline]12th May 2013[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/eBD5qxO.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr. Jazzels;40612167]To be fair how often in random pubs do you see spies using their actual primary or secondary, I guess, because that's what it is on the wiki Could've been a F2P who just happened to have never played spy, or got a spy drop[/QUOTE] The thing is, the guy was well versed in other First Person Shooters, but absolutely clueless about TF2. [editline]12th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=GastricTank;40612491]I do. :I[/QUOTE] I do too, but this kid was just too easy to fuck with.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2S32E.jpg[/IMG] I would also like to know how to do this.

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/7XW8hN.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2S5DY.jpg[/IMG] [I]close enough[/I]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2S6U8.bmp[/IMG] Was looking at my video. [B]THIS GUY JUST SERIOUSLY ASKED HOW TO GET A ITEM[/B] [B]WHAT IS [sp]HALLOWEEN[/sp] DROPS, HOW TO USE[/B] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y05nCdDWlMQ&lc=gJOcPNn67OZHjc9akzm1B-GLXg64gwhixcwIdy67Ccg"]The video he left that comment(pretty shitty video i made in the past)[/URL]

[QUOTE=PacifistHeavy;40617471][IMG]http://puu.sh/2S32E.jpg[/IMG] I would also like to know how to do this.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Piche_Patagonico_1.jpg/640px-Piche_Patagonico_1.jpg[/IMG] Pictured: The pichi, aka dwarf armadillo (Zaedyus pichiy). Native to central and southern Argentina, west to the Andean grasslands of Chile and south to the Strait of Magellan

okay so: i die and spectate some scout he is trying to get the enemy intel, but there is a level 3 sentry behind the corner he notices this and quickly backs up before he dies he switches to his secondary weapon, drinks it and runs he dies record speed because he drank CRIT A COLA INSTEAD OF BONK

[quote]*DEAD* cazademonioss : TUGRTUL CILEK CHEATER *DEAD* tugrul-cilek : no *DEAD* cazademonioss : yes tugrul-cilek : no[/quote] [quote]บูมครับ555 2: did you kill pumkinguy บูมครับ555 2: you have pukinn hat บูมครับ555 2: uberhotime? บูมครับ555 2: it want to listen this music Daniel The Lovable Kitten: what's it บูมครับ555 2: tottototottotototototto Kyrto: tater tots jives001: i love this music บูมครับ555 2: to ot otototototototototootototototoottootototoototototototototoototototototootototot[/quote] [quote]*SPEC* X.-.-yYyY : du have sombothui soda popper for trade??[/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/PNz9jKw.png[/img] [quote]Hiferj: you put your dick Hiferj: in vagina Hiferj: then Hiferj: you out it Hiferj: then you put it again Hiferj: until you get Hiferj: Orgazme[/quote] [quote]Hiferj: ! Hiferj: i tell you about my sex Hiferj: with your mom Hiferj: he just stuck my dick lyn (´･ω･`): stuck my dick That Tojo (Aaron): HE That Tojo (Aaron): >HE Hiferj: SUCK* lyn (´･ω･`): sounds painful That Tojo (Aaron): HE JUST STUCK MY DICK Hiferj: SHE lyn (´･ω･`): >stuck Hiferj: he is a mean Hiferj: MAN* lyn (´･ω･`): HE IS A MEAN MAN lyn (´･ω･`): AND HE STUCK MY DICK Hiferj: OMG lyn (´･ω･`): that's my mom Hiferj: stop trolling me Hiferj: i am fucking mother fucker smart Hiferj: you whores Hiferj: i have Earbuds That Tojo (Aaron): I AM MOTHEFUCKER SMART Hiferj: and 2 Bills Hiferj: and 3 BMOCS Hiferj: TROLOLOLOLO[/quote] [quote]Hiferj: i am the first Hiferj: israeli man Hiferj: who Hiferj: Scam Hiferj: that ITESM[/quote]

Motherfucker Smart's not a very badass name

iduno i kinda like it

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Yesterday somebody was searching for someone who would trade him a "sniper rifle". I told him its stock but he kept searching and asking in the chat.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/20cwF.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;40627129][IMG]http://puu.sh/20cwF.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Funnier because of his name and the whole 'poor and irish' thing tf2 goes with.

[QUOTE=comet1337;40620248]okay so: i die and spectate some scout he is trying to get the enemy intel, but there is a level 3 sentry behind the corner he notices this and quickly backs up before he dies he switches to his secondary weapon, drinks it and runs he dies record speed because he drank CRIT A COLA INSTEAD OF BONK[/QUOTE] That would be me. I thought nobody noticed that little mistake. :suicide:

[img]http://puu.sh/2T6eW.jpg[/img] i'm useless cause i'm wrothless

Got added by someone, this happened. [IMG]http://puu.sh/2TdiO.png[/IMG] wat.

So, some guy claiming to be MLG raged at me today, because I was apparently aimbotting with a Backburner. Of course, the fact that he was moving around so much while cloaked that anyone could see him, or would sit in the middle of the walkway so that you couldn't go around him and would bump into and reveal him every time, or would simply be caught out when I spychecked didn't occur to him. Noo, I [I]had[/I] to be an aimbotting fgt. My retort of 'If you were MLG, you'd know how to play Spy' fell on deaf ears, however. I killed him again and he ragequit before the ragdoll hit the floor.

Not exactly fresh meat but... [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3430278/miyMA.jpg[/img] Borrowed from TF2 Emporium

[QUOTE=That Spy;40640715]Not exactly fresh meat but... [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3430278/miyMA.jpg[/img] Borrowed from TF2 Emporium[/QUOTE] For anyone unaware, KellyT works for valve.

[QUOTE=Erfly;40640823]For anyone unaware, KellyT works for valve.[/QUOTE] That makes it even better.

I dunno if this is THAT good but whatever. Ignore the lines. Just to be clear he also used an anger, and later on his tosslecap (when he got bored of being ub3r pr0 snip3r) [img]http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag9/lightflock2/plsno1_zps228f99e3.png[/img] And a bonus: [img]http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag9/lightflock2/plsno2_zpsd6f79490.png[/img] Aaaaand not really related, but I'm happy this happened too: [img]http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag9/lightflock2/plsyes_zps051e2044.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;40627129][IMG]http://puu.sh/20cwF.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] you just crushed his dreams into a million little pieces, put them into a pile, and incinerated the pieces at least you told it like it is.

[QUOTE=cpt. Jebski;40646419]you just crushed his dreams into a million little pieces, put them into a pile, and incinerated the pieces at least you told it like it is.[/QUOTE] Burned in an Irish fire?

[QUOTE=LightFlock;40645124]-snip-[/QUOTE] You should stop feeding the trolls.

[QUOTE=PacifistHeavy;40651360]You should stop feeding the trolls.[/QUOTE] He seemed less of a troll and more of an 8 year old who'd just came from CoD (no offense to anyone who plays it). I did also miss out some of the logs which supported this.

[QUOTE=LightFlock;40645124] [img]http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag9/lightflock2/plsno2_zpsd6f79490.png[/img] [/QUOTE] I was on a server where a guy called his hu-long heater "dead dragon head on a minigun" :v:

[QUOTE=YogPoz;40652610]I was on a server where a guy called his hu-long heater "dead dragon head on a minigun" :v:[/QUOTE] I once saw an Ebenezer renamed to "Hat with bird shit on it". Edit: Here, have some quotes [IMG]http://abload.de/img/5k8j6s.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/41mjyp.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/3kxjp1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://abload.de/img/2lqkv8.jpg[/IMG] (^but he was playing sniper all the time) [IMG]http://abload.de/img/1b4jk6.jpg[/IMG]

blit shit?