Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40756594]Sentries!
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2ZG1l.jpg[/IMG]
-someone said he's homophobic-
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2ZG2h.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Hophobia?
Is he afraid of things that hop? Like bunnies, kangaroos, and pogo sticks?
[QUOTE=Outro-intro;40758722]Hophobia?
Is he afraid of things that hop? Like bunnies, kangaroos, and pogo sticks?[/QUOTE]
The fear of whores
[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40756594]Sentries!
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2ZG1l.jpg[/IMG]
-someone said he's homophobic-
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2ZG2h.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I want to mock this, but I can't. Instead of apologizing, most people would just call me a cocksucker 12 more times.
[QUOTE=Hank Scorpio;40759302]I want to mock this, but I can't. Instead of apologizing, most people would just call me a cocksucker 12 more times.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention that he capitalised "Your". Cute.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PLIq0Lg.jpg[/IMG]
Noscoped with Jarate. That's pretty impressive. :v:
[QUOTE=lol user;40749268]Does anyone have that version of this spray that instead encourages to type "enable adult content" but in the chatbox[/QUOTE]
Here: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nsfw1.rar[/url]
[QUOTE=Alexandroras;40764968]Here: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nsfw1.rar[/url][/QUOTE]
That's the same thing, but it's a gif. I think he's talking about typing something like !adult_content in the chatbox, instead of the console. I'm interested in that, too.
[QUOTE=Radu RD;40766998]That's the same thing, but it's a gif. I think he's talking about typing something like !adult_content in the chatbox, instead of the console. I'm interested in that, too.[/QUOTE]
That one's [URL="http://puu.sh/30f8s.vtf"]here[/URL]
It's a lot worse, though, as it's pretty much completely black so no one looks at it (and i don't know animated vtf's well enough to know how to put the text of the second on the first)
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[QUOTE=Radu RD;40767106]Alright, cheers. You can overlay the image of the first one on the second, there's no need for it to be a gif. I'll try and do that.[/QUOTE]
Can you do this? I have no idea how to
[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;40767056](and i don't know animated vtf's well enough to know how to put the text of the second on the first)[/QUOTE]
Alright, cheers. You can overlay the image of the first one on the second, there's no need for it to be a gif. I'll try and do that.
Here's the image:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/oiqBmr6.png[/img]
Go to [url]http://tfsprays.com/[/url] upload the image, and save those files in steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\materials\vgui\logos\
[img]http://i.imgur.com/IgA9YDW.png[/img]
[IMG_thumb]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/362/d/a/exploding_beaver_bits_by_youcouldsayigotlost-d4khkti.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]25th May 2013[/editline]
SELLING BURSTING BEAVER 5 REF
[QUOTE=Bynine;40788851][IMG]http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n529/ChibiWaira/quote_zps9a811021.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Have breakfast first, duh. :v:
[img]http://puu.sh/31Dbc.jpg[/img]
NO WAY CAN A SNIPER SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD THAT FAST
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hQyWvfn.png[/img]
[QUOTE=DatWut?;40788920]Have breakfast first, duh. :v:[/QUOTE]
You're gonna need a lottery card, a shoe, and a novelty mustache. Great, now put those together and burn them. Don't ask.
Now, reach in - yes, into the ash pile, trust me - reach in and root around for something. Got it? Yeah, it's a key.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CO7ehZL.png[/IMG]
I guess I must go from being noob cake to a noob roll.
[QUOTE=cpubasic13;40793240][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CO7ehZL.png[/IMG]
I guess I must go from being noob cake to a noob roll.[/QUOTE]
No, he wants you to roll him
[quote]icewalker : flatline die in a dick fire[/quote]
I...
I don't know how to respond.
[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;40791740][img]http://i.imgur.com/hQyWvfn.png[/img][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111229073256/southpark/images/c/c9/2770790752_1.gif[/IMG]
Apparently that's how he types too
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GDX3WTZ.png[/IMG]
Probably my all-time favorite one I've encountered.
[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;40767056]That one's [URL="http://puu.sh/30f8s.vtf"]here[/URL]
It's a lot worse, though, as it's pretty much completely black so no one looks at it (and i don't know animated vtf's well enough to know how to put the text of the second on the first)
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Can you do this? I have no idea how to[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.mediafire.com/download/bibq5m1i8bnbrqi/NSFW3.rar"]Here ya go.enjoy.[/URL]
[QUOTE=cpubasic13;40793240][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CO7ehZL.png[/IMG]
I guess I must go from being noob cake to a noob roll.[/QUOTE]
piss off kid
WTF it worked lol.
[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/541835583520944083/121481E3E5A4479B977BC5F7EED3F1B5A3050190/[/img]
