Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=Trech;40813610][T]http://i43.tinypic.com/fcqo1x.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] Speaking of people who can't read [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=148141129[/url] :suicide:

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Imagine if someone would just answer with honesty to these questions and politely rectify any misunderstandings. Someone goes "How do I sprint as heavy", the guy answers "In TF2 you cannot sprint, but you can equip a weapon called Gloves Of Running Urgently to move around faster. You could also try the other classes, like the scout."

[QUOTE=Nitro836;40851684]Imagine if someone would just answer with honesty to these questions and politely rectify any misunderstandings. Someone goes "How do I sprint as heavy", the guy answers "In TF2 you cannot sprint, but you can equip a weapon called Gloves Of Running Urgently to move around faster. You could also try the other classes, like the scout."[/QUOTE] Then TF2 would be a beautiful place to be... Well, stop dreaming, back to work!

-snip boxes are delicious-

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[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40555854]If there would be a sniper rifle which can shoot hats off people but has -99% damage penalty, I'd use it. [sp]The Hatmans Hatmaker[/sp][/QUOTE] That would actually be pretty useful. Shoot that guy's unusual hat off and no medic is pocketing him until next respawn. Would work perfectly on the bigger hats.

I'm still waiting to see someone being fooled by the !enableadultcontent spray.

[QUOTE=Nitro836;40851684]Imagine if someone would just answer with honesty to these questions and politely rectify any misunderstandings. Someone goes "How do I sprint as heavy", the guy answers "In TF2 you cannot sprint, but you can equip a weapon called Gloves Of Running Urgently to move around faster. You could also try the other classes, like the scout."[/QUOTE] I'd rather send them to the TF2 wiki and tell 'em just to browse the weapon section for a while. That answers their initial question and any others they have.

Well. This is a "Fresh Meat Story" from a friend. My friend had another friend on steam called "Dan". He wasn't new to TF2 but he still never learned some useful stuff. One day Dan got scammed and he asked to my friend for some neat stuff: Dan: dude can u give me some unusuals Friend: No Dan: dude serious Friend: No Dan: I'm just asking for one thing Friend: I don't even have unusuals. Dan: I know u have, u have like 23 Dan: I lost my stuff Dan: fucking faggot Friend: Look, I don't have unusual hats. *Dan continues bitching trough the whole conversation (Like 30 minutes)* Dan: Ya, I know what is an unusual Friend: What is it then? Dan: faggot Dan: weapon that counts ur kills Friend: HAHAHA Dan: fuck you Friend: Those are strange weapons. *Dan rages and dis-friend him*

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[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40859338]Well. This is a "Fresh Meat Story" from a friend. My friend had another friend on steam called "Dan". He wasn't new to TF2 but he still never learned some useful stuff. One day Dan got scammed and he asked to my friend for some neat stuff: Dan: dude can u give me some unusuals Friend: No Dan: dude serious Friend: No Dan: I'm just asking for one thing Friend: I don't even have unusuals. Dan: I know u have, u have like 23 Dan: I lost my stuff Dan: fucking faggot Friend: Look, I don't have unusual hats. *Dan continues bitching trough the whole conversation (Like 30 minutes)* Dan: Ya, I know what is an unusual Friend: What is it then? Dan: faggot Dan: weapon that counts ur kills Friend: HAHAHA Dan: fuck you Friend: Those are strange weapons. *Dan rages and dis-friend him*[/QUOTE] Wow, why did he even add him(the noob) as friend?

[QUOTE=PSI Guy;40858985]I'd rather send them to the TF2 wiki and tell 'em just to browse the weapon section for a while. That answers their initial question and any others they have.[/QUOTE] but remember, they have the attention span of a chihuahua on speed.

[QUOTE=Deadrights;40864559]dont know if this really goes here but this just happened [img]http://i.imgur.com/nMggvgB.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit He actually crashed the server

[QUOTE=R.M.T.B.;40865405]Holy shit He actually crashed the server[/QUOTE] That cheeky cunt.

[QUOTE=R.M.T.B.;40865405]Holy shit He actually crashed the server[/QUOTE] Wanna see me join this server and crash it because red is cheating? Wanna see me do it again?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tryq6sM.png[/IMG] there was nobody else in the server with "derpy" in their name, he had to be talking about himself

[QUOTE=KingOfScience;40872998][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/the_ballad_of_hipsterderpy.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Not really funny, more like cringe-worthy

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40859338]Well. This is a "Fresh Meat Story" from a friend. My friend had another friend on steam called "Dan". He wasn't new to TF2 but he still never learned some useful stuff. One day Dan got scammed and he asked to my friend for some neat stuff: Dan: dude can u give me some unusuals Friend: No Dan: dude serious Friend: No Dan: I'm just asking for one thing Friend: I don't even have unusuals. Dan: I know u have, u have like 23 Dan: I lost my stuff Dan: fucking faggot Friend: Look, I don't have unusual hats. *Dan continues bitching trough the whole conversation (Like 30 minutes)* Dan: Ya, I know what is an unusual Friend: What is it then? Dan: faggot Dan: weapon that counts ur kills Friend: HAHAHA Dan: fuck you Friend: Those are strange weapons. *Dan rages and dis-friend him*[/QUOTE] Huh, I introduced Team Fortress 2 to MY friend Dan recently, and he also calls Stranges Unusual weapons.

first time posting here, or maybe even in facepunch, who cares. [IMG]http://puu.sh/36t1R.png[/IMG] ("El duplicador" is the name for the dead ringer in spanish)

[QUOTE=Deadrights;40864559]dont know if this really goes here but this just happened -a picture-[/QUOTE] The maker of the Darkstorm hack, gir489 made a video about this, might be him in the picture or it has spread to a few people. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS8FsJrBqb0[/url]

[QUOTE=Dr. Doughnut;40873029]Huh, I introduced Team Fortress 2 to MY friend Dan recently, and he also calls Stranges Unusual weapons.[/QUOTE] When you really think about it. Unusual - Something that's definitely not usual/normal. Strange - Something that's definitely not usual/normal.

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This: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/864969481808912364/[/url]

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[QUOTE=Wasaur;40877258][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9eR1acF.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I need those too.

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;40877519]I need those too.[/QUOTE] It would be nice to have new flamethrowers and miniguns that arn't just reskins

[QUOTE=Ferox;40877099]This: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/864969481808912364/[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ღ Egon :3 ღ]The pomson. Totaly destroys two of the best counters to engy - Spy and Medic. Medics can't über to destroy a sentry and spies can't ues the Dead Ringer (most spies use Dead Ringer). Besides it has infinte ammo which makes it very spam-friendly.[/QUOTE] I want to strangle this person so much.

[QUOTE=ღ Egon :3 ღ]The pomson. Totaly destroys two of the best counters to engy - Spy and Medic. Medics can't über to destroy a sentry and spies can't ues the Dead Ringer (most spies use Dead Ringer). Besides it has infinte ammo which makes it very spam-friendly.[/QUOTE] I love spamming the pomson.