Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

That would include me but i dont know him.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7RrqhRC.jpg[/IMG] Not exactly F2P, but it still made me chuckle. (for those who don't understand, it's a russian using Google Translate to try to sell a Dr. Whoa)

[QUOTE=KandyMan;40970841][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yL12Xr7.jpg[/IMG] Must feel good having a whole country as a friend.[/QUOTE] He's generally a cool guy; he really knows cars and he's got strong finances (which means his friends are always asking for loans) but he has a really fucked up past that he doesn't like to talk about.

[QUOTE=KandyMan;40970841][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yL12Xr7.jpg[/IMG] Must feel good having a whole country as a friend.[/QUOTE] I think Fennek needs some toilet paper.

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[QUOTE=KandyMan;40970841][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yL12Xr7.jpg[/IMG] Must feel good having a whole country as a friend.[/QUOTE] They're confusing "Hetalia" with real life. [QUOTE=HazzaHardie;40975306][img]http://puu.sh/3cGE5/bc60d3e926.png[/img][/QUOTE] No, you are the robocrates.

Me and KandyMan regularly visit the same server. I got some funny stuff which just needs cropping but I'm too lazy for now.

[img]http://puu.sh/3cY5l.png[/img] :pwn:

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[QUOTE=Jesp;40983298][img]http://puu.sh/3cY5l.png[/img] :pwn:[/QUOTE] I CAN'T EVEN IT'S CALLED TEAM FORTRESS 2 TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM FORTRESS 2 GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[QUOTE=Jesp;40983298][img]http://puu.sh/3cY5l.png[/img] :pwn:[/QUOTE] Fortress 2, the new TF2 game mode where there is no teamwork whatsoever. It removes every class other than the Soldier and forces everyone to kill each other.

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;40991110]Fortress 2, the new TF2 game mode where there is no teamwork whatsoever. It removes every class other than the Soldier and forces everyone to kill each other.[/QUOTE] with reloading removed, increased movement speed and stock loadouts only quake fortress 3 arena

Meanwhile, on my profile.... [QUOTE]GABEN 17 hours ago STILL NOT READING FAGGOT LOLOL I BET YOU STILL FEEL SAFE THAT I HAVEN'T LOGGED ON IN A MONTH. 0 VAC BANS ALL YEAR. STAY MAD KID. CHANGE YOUR IP ADDRESS PLS. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]GABEN 31 minutes ago WHEN ARE YOU GONNA REALIZE THAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY? I HAVEN'T READ ANY OF YOUR POSTS THE LAST FEW MONTHS. WITH THE NEW PROFILE LAYOUT, I JUST SCROLL DOWN ENOUGH TO START TYPING. I'M PRETTY SURE WHATEVER YOU SAID IS A FEW PARAGRAPHS OF NOTHING BUT RAGE AND CRYING. IT'D BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOUR COMPUTER. [/QUOTE] Guys, help, my computer is going to get fucked up by a script kiddie. I am seriously trembling in fear for this. What is the number of the cyber police, he can turn my computer into a bomb.

Who is that guy, and why are you replying to him. Seriously, you're putting so much work into rebutting him when that just makes him do it more. Just ignore him and/or turn off profile comments.

Do stupid shit like the marine sniper copypaste and dumb meme responses Seriously, you can't do anything about morons without doing their job better than them [sp]or you can just block him on steam[/sp]

[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;40995507]Do stupid shit like the marine sniper copypaste and dumb meme responses Seriously, you can't do anything about morons without doing their job better than them [sp]or you can just block him on steam[/sp][/QUOTE] I did. He just comes back on a new alt every time like a boomerang. It is getting kinda depressing one year down the line. Also, I think he went a bit apeshit when I kinda rubbed in how his main got banned. I guess he is still a bit irked about the loss of his stranges and unusuals. [QUOTE=Octave;40995462]Who is that guy, and why are you replying to him. Seriously, you're putting so much work into rebutting him when that just makes him do it more. Just ignore him and/or turn off profile comments.[/QUOTE] Well, seeing how he keeps exploding in pure anger and hatred even when I let it rest for a while, even when this all started well over a year ago... Okay, over a year ago, someone here had as thing that annoyed him that this hacker was stalking him across servers and leaving pretty vile comments on his profile. So, he posted said account, vac wave hits, hacker with all his friends, alts with their 'undetectable' hacks get vac and their inventories wiped, I comment on that, and directs the hate at me, and here we are one year down the line. [QUOTE=Octave;40996024]It just shows that he won't stop, so don't let him continue, turn off profile comments or something.[/QUOTE] While I never got much positive feedback on it, I do not want to shut it down just because one singular angry person keeps posting on it. Well, maybe if I am going away for a while and he still hasn't quit by then.

[QUOTE=Jordax;40995922]I did. He just comes back on a new alt every time like a boomerang. It is getting kinda depressing one year down the line. Also, I think he went a bit apeshit when I kinda rubbed in how his main got banned. I guess he is still a bit irked about the loss of his stranges and unusuals. Well, seeing how he keeps exploding in pure anger and hatred even when I let it rest for a while, even when this all started well over a year ago...[/QUOTE] It just shows that he won't stop, so don't let him continue, turn off profile comments or something.

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem"]I'm surprised neither one of you have posted the collective works of Shakespeare yet.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jordax;40995922]I did. He just comes back on a new alt every time like a boomerang. It is getting kinda depressing one year down the line. Also, I think he went a bit apeshit when I kinda rubbed in how his main got banned. I guess he is still a bit irked about the loss of his stranges and unusuals. Well, seeing how he keeps exploding in pure anger and hatred even when I let it rest for a while, even when this all started well over a year ago... Okay, over a year ago, someone here had as thing that annoyed him that this hacker was stalking him across servers and leaving pretty vile comments on his profile. So, he posted said account, vac wave hits, hacker with all his friends, alts with their 'undetectable' hacks get vac and their inventories wiped, I comment on that, and directs the hate at me, and here we are one year down the line. While I never got much positive feedback on it, I do not want to shut it down just because one singular angry person keeps posting on it. Well, maybe if I am going away for a while and he still hasn't quit by then.[/QUOTE] Set your profile to only allow friends commenting there.

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[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40997275][IMG]http://puu.sh/3dyJn.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Can't pass an offer like that up. Mercenaries do it for the money and loot after all.

[QUOTE=Nitro836;41004887]Can't pass an offer like that up. Mercenaries do it for the money and loot after all.[/QUOTE] The guy this generous offer was directed at was against bribery and refused.

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;40997275][IMG]http://puu.sh/3dyJn.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] FILF? Isn't that "Fathers I Lo-", yeah you get the point...

[IMG]http://puu.sh/3eagj.jpg[/IMG] I found this a bit funny for some reason [IMG]http://puu.sh/3ea7H.jpg[/IMG] I was a goddamn [I]SOLDIER[/I] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eaij.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eajq.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eajS.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eamS.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eamb.jpg[/IMG] He rocket jumped into my direct hit once and was afk the second :v: [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eaoA.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3eapN.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3ear2.jpg[/IMG]

[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576739673123792130/9DDCE27C962EF5141A7F08455FAC36B56180D341/[/img] That's one way to get Hale's Own.

[QUOTE=Jesp;41013485][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576739673123792130/9DDCE27C962EF5141A7F08455FAC36B56180D341/[/img] That's one way to get Hale's Own.[/QUOTE] "Minugun"

[QUOTE=Jesp;41013485][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576739673123792130/9DDCE27C962EF5141A7F08455FAC36B56180D341/[/img] That's one way to get Hale's Own.[/QUOTE] That is what happens when you don't eat your steak.

"buying interal award"

[IMG]http://puu.sh/3eOKz.jpg[/IMG] Why not... y'know... use the [I]FLAREGUN?!?[/I]

[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;41020225][IMG]http://puu.sh/3eOKz.jpg[/IMG] Why not... y'know... use the [I]FLAREGUN?!?[/I][/QUOTE] Because crit.