Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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I was an engie with my safe'n'sound equipped, and someone sends a trade asking if I had the safe'n'sound... I wouldn't have minded except he asked if the item I had equipped on the class I was playing as... also, no pics, srry.
[quote]moseley21 : who is host[/quote]
**HOST MIGRATION**
Not a quote, but
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[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;41115764]Not a quote, but
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I've seen people do that on the last point on cp_steel.
It's even worse when they keep trying after they see nothing happening.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;41115809]I've seen people do that on the last point on cp_steel.
It's even worse when they keep trying after they see nothing happening.[/QUOTE]
I think certain advanced options should be default.
[QUOTE=deckief;41116566]I think certain advanced options should be default.[/QUOTE]
You mean damage done?
Wait, an "Earl de Darkwood" added me once too and asked if I was making fun about his name. I said that i dont and explained him my name. My Steam name is "Earl of Cockwood".
[editline]21st June 2013[/editline]
No wait, YOU are Earl de Darkwood? Hey, nice to meet you..
Hey Earl of Cockwood :D
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;41124363]No wait, YOU are Earl de Darkwood? Hey, nice to meet you..[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Batmans;41124380]Hey Earl of Cockwood :D[/QUOTE]
I sense a blossoming friendship.
So cute ^_^
Is there an Earl of Mourningwood?
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;41132905]Is there an Earl of Mourningwood?[/QUOTE]
Don't ruin a beautiful moment.
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How can simple misspellings be so hilarious?
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;41137584][IMG]http://i.minus.com/iSVhmY3YUCKdL.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
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+25 health
-no random crits
*every 5th swing is a crit
*upon drinking, you are forced into melee and constantly swing your hands for 10 seconds
*goes into the melee slot
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Full moons.
I used to misread the Hitman Heatmaker as "Hitman Headmaker"
Also the Window Maker and sometimes the Equalizer Plan.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41143746]I used to misread the Hitman Heatmaker as "Hitman Headmaker" [/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, the image of a gun that shoots out heads is hilarious to me.
I mean imagine you're just running around 2fort when suddenly a head comes screaming at you out of nowhere.
Well it technically does make heads.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;41148559]Well it technically does make heads.[/QUOTE]
the head is already there, it just separates the head from the body
"Does airblast do anything?"
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41143746]I used to misread the Hitman Heatmaker as "Hitman Headmaker"
Also the Window Maker and sometimes the Equalizer Plan.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry. I keep calling the Heatmaker as Hitman's Headtaker. It's fairly embarrassing when people go "What the hell is he talking about?"
[QUOTE=KingOfScience;41148665]the head is already there, it just separates the head from the body[/QUOTE]
I meant in the fact that it causes a gib to spawn.
from tf2 outpost
[quote]How do you know when the updates are comming? I know about [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/history.php[/url] but they only show large updates. For example, now and then, a few items are getting possible to craft and a while ago, they introduced these swimming items. Please, I wanna know how to predict when these updates are happening so badly.[/quote]
[quote]they introduced these swimming items.[/quote]
