Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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Dude popped onto my server today and said he was selling weapons. A guy asked him if he could buy a weapon for a scrap and here was his response:
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[QUOTE=Ferox;41161445]Dude popped onto my server today and said he was selling weapons. A guy asked him if he could buy a weapon for a scrap and here was his response:
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"i want 4 or 18 of your weapons in exchange for 1 of my weapons"
"and no in between amounts"
[B]My Little Cousin is new to Team Fortress 2, he likes playing Pyro so I gave him my Vintage Brigade Helm...I got this message from him moments later....[/B]
Day Of Anus: hey i got a srange shovel
Bloodfart: Neat! How?
Day Of Anus: i traded with a idiot
Bloodfart: what did you give him
Day Of Anus: fire man hat
Bloodfart: The vintage one I gave you? What are you stupid?!
Day Of Anus is now Offline.
[QUOTE=dolphin;41162334][B]My Little Cousin is new to Team Fortress 2, he likes playing Pyro so I gave him my Vintage Brigade Helm...I got this message from him moments later....[/B]
Day Of Anus: hey i got a srange shovel
Bloodfart: Neat! How?
Day Of Anus: i traded with a idiot
Bloodfart: what did you give him
Day Of Anus: fire man hat
Bloodfart: The vintage one I gave you? What are you stupid?!
Day Of Anus is now Offline.[/QUOTE]
You should've told him about how valuable it is right away and not after it was gone :v:
[QUOTE=dolphin;41162334][B]My Little Cousin is new to Team Fortress 2, he likes playing Pyro so I gave him my Vintage Brigade Helm...I got this message from him moments later....[/B]
Day Of Anus: hey i got a srange shovel
Bloodfart: Neat! How?
Day Of Anus: i traded with a idiot
Bloodfart: what did you give him
Day Of Anus: fire man hat
Bloodfart: The vintage one I gave you? What are you stupid?!
Day Of Anus is now Offline.[/QUOTE]
Your [i]little cousin[/i] is called Day of Anus?
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41162365]You should've told him about how valuable it is right away and not after it was gone :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah...I will have to tell him about it when he gets back online... my fault either way...
Reminds me of when I got the Genuine Pipboy the week of release I received a trade. A Guy wanted to give me his max head for my Genuine Pip boy, I said "No way why would I want a cute little bunny hat for my robo arm" ( or something like that) and canceled the trade.
sooo much regret...
[editline]24th June 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=NateDude;41162402]Your [i]little cousin[/i] is called Day of Anus?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he's 12 and I really dislike him too...
I actually have NO IDEA where he got that name...
he will not get far in life.
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[QUOTE=dolphin;41162429]Yeah...I will have to tell him about it when he gets back online... my fault either way...
Reminds me of when I got the Genuine Pipboy the week of release I received a trade. A Guy wanted to give me his max head for my Genuine Pip boy, I said "No way why would I want a cute little bunny hat for my robo arm" ( or something like that) and canceled the trade.
sooo much regret...
[editline]24th June 2013[/editline]
Yeah, hes 12. I kinda really dislike him too...[/QUOTE]
Heh, everyone has had trades like those where you get shorter end of a stick. Like me trading Vintage Crit-a-Cola for a nametag and some weapons back when tags were only a rec each.
[QUOTE=dolphin;41162334][B]My Little Cousin is new to Team Fortress 2, he likes playing Pyro so I gave him my Vintage Brigade Helm...I got this message from him moments later....[/B]
Day Of Anus: hey i got a srange shovel
Bloodfart: Neat! How?
Day Of Anus: i traded with a idiot
Bloodfart: what did you give him
Day Of Anus: fire man hat
Bloodfart: The vintage one I gave you? What are you stupid?!
Day Of Anus is now Offline.[/QUOTE]
Well, atleast my little cousin (he's like 2 years younger than me so, not really little) is atleast clever, he found a name tag and sold it for a Schadenfreude and he also declined Dota 2 for his Sharp Dresser. I feel like he already went in a Price spreadsheet :v:
Oh btw he's been also playing for less than a month, or a month, can't remember.
Today I met a guy who read the loading screen tips, and misinterpreted them.
I was Soldier, going through the other team's balcony on 2fort, holding the intel. I'm at like 3hp and I can hear an enemy approaching from one of the spawns, but luckily a Medic is there! So I press E, and you know what he says?
"cant heal if u have intel"
We both died.
you cant be ubered or teleport with the intel though
[QUOTE=comet1337;41168566]you cant be ubered or teleport with the intel though[/QUOTE]
That's not an excuse for not trying to left click while facing someone
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When I was new, my Team Fortress 2 was in Spanish.
In the spanish version, the Jag is called "El Manitas".
"El Manitas" means "Handyman" in Spanish.
I went around trade servers asking for a [I]handyman[/I] until I realized that it's called Jag.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41162447]Heh, everyone has had trades like those where you get shorter end of a stick. Like me trading Vintage Crit-a-Cola for a nametag and some weapons back when tags were only a rec each.[/QUOTE]
Ahh those newbie trades...I remember trading a can of paint for like 2 weapons. I think it was black, whatever black is called, I'm not very into paint. And I also remember trading a key and almost all of my backpack for a Familiar Fez way back when. I kept insisting to my friend with like 1200 hours more than me that it was a fair trade until I got into trading months later. Probably should have listened..
I gave some white essential's accessories for a front runner and a minig light.
I don't regret anything.
I don't have nothing anyways.
I can have 30 buds for one week and end up with one scrap.
Speaking of bad trades, SCUD has this... thing:
[quote]Here's a funny story. Some guy on Tf2Newbs.com server asked me if he could have my nametag. [B]I said sure, and he wanted to trade me 1 name tag for Dota 2. Of course I said yes, only to find out that Dota 2 is only for Windows. I'm not really that mad, but I just didn't know that Dota 2 was only for PC.[/B] I already added it to my game library, so there's no way I can sell it. Help :3[/quote]
Tell him to sell his Mac on the Steam market for another copy of DotA.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;41175881]Tell him to sell his Mac on the Steam market for another copy of DotA.[/QUOTE]
Macs are too hip for old age games like DOTA, Mac users are of the fresh age that is Smite and League of Legends.
But you've probably never heard of them.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;41167143]Today I met a guy who read the loading screen tips, and misinterpreted them.
I was Soldier, going through the other team's balcony on 2fort, holding the intel. I'm at like 3hp and I can hear an enemy approaching from one of the spawns, but luckily a Medic is there! So I press E, and you know what he says?
"cant heal if u have intel"
We both died.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you had the Equalizer?
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For some reason, stuff like that always pisses me off. I would be tempted to say "it's called the cart you filthy f2p."
Ok, maybe not filthy, but something like 'stupid'.
at the first I saw "push the carrot"
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41174074]When I was new, my Team Fortress 2 was in Spanish.
In the spanish version, the Jag is called "El Manitas".
"El Manitas" means "Handyman" in Spanish.
I went around trade servers asking for a [I]handyman[/I] until I realized that it's called Jag.[/QUOTE]
and this is why Valve should make sure more of their items are named approximately the same across all languages
if they called it the zigzag we'd at least understand what the hell you meant
[QUOTE=lavacano;41190701]and this is why Valve should make sure more of their items are named approximately the same across all languages
if they called it the zigzag we'd at least understand what the hell you meant[/QUOTE]
you've gotta admit, though, "the handyman" is a lot better of a name than "the jag"
it almost sounds like a wrench that actually [I]does stuff[/I]
[QUOTE=Amish Steak;41187317]For some reason, stuff like that always pisses me off. I would be tempted to say "it's called the cart you filthy f2p."
Ok, maybe not filthy, but something like 'stupid'.[/QUOTE]
Give him some credit, at least he acknowledged the objective. Most "filthy f2ps" play Sniper wars and care only about the points.
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A simple typo turns this into a funny Facepunch-worthy quote v1030
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Oh nice, someone found a tag.
Then a few minutes later:
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[I]Why[/I]
I once found a guy named Rider Shade who named all of his weapons "Rider Shade", or 'Rider Shade's [weapon name]".
I can understand being proud of yourself, but Jesus.
At the first.
I thought that the Dead Ringer was a hack in some way.
"Guys, I killed him and he keeps appearing in our base"
"It's impossible, my kill isn't counting"
"I'm shooting at him and he doesn't dies"
"How does he teleports?"
"Impossible, there is no way that someone can survive that"
Those were really hard and long days.
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