Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=lavacano;41190701]and this is why Valve should make sure more of their items are named approximately the same across all languages
if they called it the zigzag we'd at least understand what the hell you meant[/QUOTE]
I suggested "La Punta Madre" but v:v:v
[QUOTE=robotnik185;41250132][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TzkCOVm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That happened on cp_steel on a Valve Server.
Or was it gorge?
Eitherway, I was there. :v:
old meme but the reaction was kind of funny
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[QUOTE=Pako;41250170]I suggested "La Punta Madre" but v:v:v[/QUOTE]
that might just get all the spanish speakers banned from trade servers
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;41251314]old meme but the reaction was kind of funny
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I remember that was my clan tag for a tournament I was in, so our entire team had names ending in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it's a pretty all-around useful bind
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it's pretty funny when you know what it means in french
but i'm immature so oh well
[QUOTE=CompanionMube;41254402]it's pretty funny when you know what it means in french
but i'm immature so oh well[/QUOTE]
Well what does it mean? My french is rather meh. :v:
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new weapon
THE BARLEY KNIFE
On backstab, victim is transformed into delicious bread.
No random critical hits.
[I]Imbued with a wheaty power.[/I]
I think he was just trying to facestab someone.
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[QUOTE=Blazyd;41254728][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/8yuucn.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
i think (s)he's a girl
totally
yup
[QUOTE=_charon;41254632][img]http://i.imgur.com/X2TT2YG.jpg[/img]
new weapon
THE BARLEY KNIFE
On backstab, victim is transformed into delicious bread.
No random critical hits.
[I]Imbued with a wheaty power.[/I]
I think he was just trying to facestab someone.[/QUOTE]
i'm imagining spy using a baguette as a knife
[QUOTE=DatWut?;41254534]Well what does it mean? My french is rather meh. :v:[/QUOTE]
ahem
the letter q said in french sounds like "cul" which means ass
yeah i know
[QUOTE=CompanionMube;41254789]ahem
the letter q said in french sounds like "cul" which means ass
yeah i know[/QUOTE]
that's cul
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[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;41256744][t]http://i.imgur.com/Ke6sDoD.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Oh my goodness
4 shot magnum?
What?!?
'This is TDM_Hightower.'
Heh.
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Aw fuck I gotta post something, I'll check if I have any screenies
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Nope nothing.
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Oh I do have this, not so much a quote, but an actual player.
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If only they spent like 5 seconds to read the stats.
[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;41257174]4 shot magnum?
What?!?[/QUOTE]
Probably the shortstop.
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;41257732]
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I lost it there.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;41262810]I lost it there.[/QUOTE]
Unusual Team Faptain
Effect: Orbiting Mad Milk
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Is it me or are a lot of these perfectly sensible questions? TF2 throws a whole lot of stuff at new players at once and a lot of it is pretty counterintuitive. For example, if someone who hasn't yet dropped and used a wrangler sees a wrangled sentry, it makes perfect sense for them to ask how one gets a force field for one's sentry.
Also, someone who refers to hightower as a tdm map is statistically speaking much less of a noob than someone who refers to it as plr.
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Someone moments ago named their Dillinger's Duffle to "SWAG BAG".
I admit, it made me giggle when it came up in the chat, but why would you want to name your item something like that?
[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;41265797]Someone moments ago named their Dillinger's Duffle to "SWAG BAG".
I admit, it made me giggle when it came up in the chat, but why would you want to name your item something like that?[/QUOTE]
I saw someone name their rainblower to Gay ol' Time.
that's not a horrendous name considering the past definitions of 'gay'
[QUOTE=OzzyCockroach;41265797]Someone moments ago named their Dillinger's Duffle to "SWAG BAG".
I admit, it made me giggle when it came up in the chat, but why would you want to name your item something like that?[/QUOTE]
Because swag means loot.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;41265928]Because swag means loot.[/QUOTE]
I know, it was more the caps that got to me which made me think otherwise.
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