Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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Wrong thread
[QUOTE=Pyraax;41311150] *something that wasn't part of this thread* [/QUOTE]
that ain't no things that annoy you thread boy
[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;41307003][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FWZXTQL.png[/IMG]
[sp]context: he was repeatedly saying "trade me anyone", and I told him in no uncertain terms that this isn't a fucking trade server. He continued.[/sp][/QUOTE]
What's the point in blacking out text when I can still see it?
buying escap flan
[QUOTE=GLH;41314930]What's the point in blacking out text when I can still see it?[/QUOTE]
Maybe because it's not the joke we are supposed to turn out attention to?
[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;41307003][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FWZXTQL.png[/IMG]
[sp]context: he was repeatedly saying "trade me anyone", and I told him in no uncertain terms that this isn't a fucking trade server. He continued.[/sp][/QUOTE]
there's no need for him to be facetious about it
[QUOTE=account;39986518]I don't have pictures, but I was in a server once when a noobie came in. He wouldn't stop asking "how i change class," even though we all repeated variations on "press comma," ",", "press ,", etc, he just kept asking. Really should read the chat if you're asking in it.[/QUOTE]
You my friend, have encountered one of the most heinous creatures out there, THE TROLL. DUN DUN DUN.
[editline]6th July 2013[/editline]
That's pretty messed up lol.[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41060670]Not really from a fresh meat, but still funny.
One day I was in one of those "No swearing" servers.
I was kind of high or stunned by something, without noticing it, I put a part of the lyrkcs of a P!NK song.
RandomGuy: Stops listening to P!nk fagget.
Me: Wat
Banned user RandomGuy "Swearing"
The dude just got banned instantly, I guess he didn't excepted that.[/QUOTE]
So i was on Dispenz0rs Fun Server, and found out this Idiot...
[IMG]http://oi41.tinypic.com/2uf82o9.jpg[/IMG]
Well, this ain't bad. But then when he gets killed:
[IMG]http://oi43.tinypic.com/qzhsut.jpg[/IMG]
10 Years? TF2 Weren't out in 2003... ._.
[t]http://oi43.tinypic.com/301dchv.jpg[/t]
And then he wen't ape-shit insane and started to kill everyone, i killed him with a pan, and got mad by that.
[sp]He got mad after every death, could made more pics, but its late now. And that ain't my fov, just a rtd :v[/sp]
that viewmodel fov.
[QUOTE=Octave;41336749]that viewmodel fov.[/QUOTE]
I dunno guys, there's something strange going on. Look how far I hit this guy! It's got extra range on it.
[QUOTE=legoformer;41335868][IMG]http://oi43.tinypic.com/qzhsut.jpg[/IMG]
10 Years? TF2 Weren't out in 2003... ._.[/QUOTE]
It's even funnier if you realise that 2001 is probably his birthdate. [sp]Which means he claims he's been playing TF2 since he was 2 years old[/sp] :v:
[QUOTE=Octave;41336749]that viewmodel fov.[/QUOTE]
Why did I get dumbs on this? Is that not high viewmodel fov? I wasn't sure, it looked like it though
[QUOTE=Octave;41342202]Why did I get dumbs on this? Is that not high viewmodel fov? I wasn't sure, it looked like it though[/QUOTE]
It's because he pointed it being caused by an RTD mod in the spoiler tagged text and not him setting it like that :v:
[QUOTE=Octave;41342202]Why did I get dumbs on this? Is that not high viewmodel fov? I wasn't sure, it looked like it though[/QUOTE]
He rolled funny feeling
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41342219]It's because he pointed it being caused by an RTD mod in the spoiler tagged text and not him setting it like that :v:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;41342226]He rolled funny feeling[/QUOTE]
Oh, I should really finish reading spoilers.
I don't know if this counts as Fresh Meat but still looks interesting
[IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/577867923997948829/CEC847445F5FDDEAB35F28444A3BF26E1DACD6C2/1024x578.resizedimage[/IMG]
That guy in the chat was just spamming [Noob Down] after every kill.
Then he started getting killed and left the server.
My guess being that he had a Lime Anger and a Hale's Own Machina
[QUOTE=lol user;41344240]My guess being that he had a Lime Anger and a Hale's Own Machina[/QUOTE]
[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902126642694288051/CA46902B101E3A78F9D1F4F7ECA1FA208582A22B/[/img]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41343306][Noob Down][/QUOTE]
Once I saw a guy who did this exact same thing, but instead of saying Noob Down, he said "Yu-Gi-Owned", with all of those flourishes on the side, of course.
I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me laugh.
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[QUOTE=Avvy;41360676][IMG]http://i.minus.com/ibx0B8Jo8idznm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Force-a-Nature, Natascha, and Flare Gun all rolled into one?
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Aaron0000;41362522]Force-a-Nature, Natascha, and Flare Gun all rolled into one?
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
At the same time I'd want to see and not see it :v:
I'm not sure this guys is actually "fresh meat" but....
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902127097187516091/B670BDFF3DD6B7AD85391E5B6FFE9A4731E11A8F/[/t]
(Look in the chat)
[QUOTE=R.M.T.B.;41363182]I'm not sure this guys is actually "fresh meat" but....
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902127097187516091/B670BDFF3DD6B7AD85391E5B6FFE9A4731E11A8F/[/t]
(Look in the chat)[/QUOTE]
I'd bet he is sort of fresh meat, as not everyone is aware of how the crits work in this game. Of course I could be wrong too.
Unless he's talking about a Sniper Rifle.
[QUOTE=Bynine;41363687]Unless he's talking about a Sniper Rifle.[/QUOTE]
Well, the guy had joined on May 25th 2012 and doesn't have that many items in his inventory so he might be talking about that.
[img]http://i.minus.com/ibsinvRJ0Jvvk1.png[/img]
I keep thinking that says particle basher
like the large hadron collider
Turns out Amsher means African Men for Sexual Health and Rights.
[sp]lal[/sp]
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