• Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=DatGman;41441032][img]http://puu.sh/3BVGq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=425069&dateline=1372980109[/img]
Not really a quote, but... [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/615023469872531043/873B3926420DDC1A8ACA1121F7D9D40B7A8D8455/1024x575.resizedimage[/IMG]
Bloodfart: Can you sell me that chapeau? skullcrusher429: no srry my account is still band till august 5 Bloodfart: What happened? skullcrusher429: i maybe got carried away with my momes credit card Bloodfart: ah, I sorta understand...maybe... skullcrusher429: at least i got all my stuff back before i started using my momes credit card including my unusual Bloodfart: But how did you get banned though? skullcrusher429: she reported it in and got her money back and my account got banned Bloodfart: How much money did ya spend? Bloodfart: I know it's addicting to buy stuff in Tf2 skullcrusher429: over $700 skullcrusher429: i know Bloodfart: Bitch Bloodfart: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BUY? skullcrusher429: thats including the first time i did it skullcrusher429: keys skullcrusher429: and keys skullcrusher429: and keys Bloodfart: Then what did you get with the keys? skullcrusher429: nothing skullcrusher429: i pretty much lost everything in spycrabs :suicide: He then starts typing the quotes from the last Family Guy episode he watched. [IMG]http://puu.sh/3Cr3A.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;41433093][IMG]http://abload.de/img/ghghghc8kb9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] To be fair, Tyrant doesnt seem very fresh meat, also you gotta problem with England you gormless tosser?
[QUOTE=zekrom3112;41449557]Not really a quote, but... [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/615023469872531043/873B3926420DDC1A8ACA1121F7D9D40B7A8D8455/1024x575.resizedimage[/IMG][/QUOTE] I seriously want to know what goes through peoples' heads when they do this kind of shit.
[QUOTE=tempunary;41450578]I seriously want to know what goes through peoples' heads when they do this kind of shit.[/QUOTE] Actually, when I started tf2, I had horrible aim, so logically I picked the class that had a turret to aim for him. Right when I exited spawn, a medic ubered me for some reason, I guess his heavy died and he freaked out. So I ran out, and shot at the pyro coming at us. For a while after that, I just thought you were supposed to uber engineers, like they were the best uber choice for some reason.
[QUOTE=tempunary;41450578]I seriously want to know what goes through peoples' heads when they do this kind of shit.[/QUOTE] Maybe they think they can uber the sentry with him, so he can carry in a level 3 and deploy it without it getting taken down.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/v8unBm.png[/img] its the second time i meet geel9 in a random valve server
[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;41451724][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/v8unBm.png[/img] its the second time i meet geel9 in a random valve server[/QUOTE] I remember playing with Jessecar on a Mario Kart server it was pretty unveventful
Jesse was more fun when they had those halloween and fun mode servers up
[QUOTE=Giggle;41450503]also you gotta problem with England you gormless tosser?[/QUOTE] No, but nobody was chatting with him and he just wrote that he lives in England out of nowhere.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCkb.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CClL.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCmb.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCmK.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCnd.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCoe.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCoB.jpg[/IMG] This was all from a single round on a sd_doomsday valve server :pwn:
[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;41453197][IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCoB.jpg[/IMG] This was all from a single round on a sd_doomsday valve server :pwn:[/QUOTE] I can sympathize with this man.
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[QUOTE=Archides;41455260][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NlQANZS.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Good for a first post! [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]
[QUOTE=RandomGamer342;41453197] [IMG]http://puu.sh/3CCoB.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Maybe im too naive but these are the people i ususally give some free weapons or scrap..
My real life friends use only their computers to play commonly pirated games like Counter-Strike or use social networks like Facebook. I tried putting them on TF2, I failed, but at least they started playing Dota 2. Should I feel worried?
Decided to screw around in a 2fort server when this happened :v: [Img]http://i.imgur.com/507Jxn2.png[/Img] Now if only the second to last line had not reminded me of one song...
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41465637]Decided to screw around in a 2fort server when this happened :v: [Img]http://i.imgur.com/507Jxn2.png[/Img] Now if only the second to last line had not reminded me of one song...[/QUOTE] Where the hell do you guys find these sorts of people? Every server I attend to, there is none of that, just good ol killing and stuffs. Only rarely I've seen a newcomer say something, and that was something of how to go invisible as detective which isn't really too far off is it?
[QUOTE=brenz;41465662]Where the hell do you guys find these sorts of people? Every server I attend to, there is none of that, just good ol killing and stuffs. Only rarely I've seen a newcomer say something, and that was something of how to go invisible as detective which isn't really too far off is it?[/QUOTE] This happened on a valve server, where people can find a lot of hilarious stuff if they get lucky enough.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41465666]This happened on a valve server, where people can find a lot of hilarious stuff if they get [b]lucky[/b] enough.[/QUOTE] Sounds like I'm out of the question then. I JUST WANT TO LAUGH ONCE IN-GAME!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eVHmMqD.jpg[/img] Unfortunately, we were out of Enginmers to make portals to forwqard untis agead.
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[QUOTE=Archides;41466459]Thank you! This isn't exactly super funny but chuckleworthy [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8pLzziB.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Pretty sure they just got that bug where you're stuck in spectator unless you go into the console and stuff.
[QUOTE=Archides;41466459]Thank you! This isn't exactly super funny but chuckleworthy [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8pLzziB.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Besides the fact that he might not be a minotaur, his name fits really well.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MitDPOa.png[/img]
pay in monopoly money
[QUOTE=HyperTails;41467361][img]http://i.imgur.com/MitDPOa.png[/img][/QUOTE] Nah. I usually pay in Canadian Dollars.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;41467361][img]http://i.imgur.com/MitDPOa.png[/img][/QUOTE] It only costs you your car, your family, your cat, your soul, your loved ones, your clothes and your pc. But not money.
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