Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

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[QUOTE=MrBond;41884674][IMG]http://puu.sh/455Jv.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I know what he's getting at ;) [QUOTE=Tyra;41879233][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tTfOIDJ.png[/IMG] I'd like to buy a pair of those slaved pretty boys. ty fast trade.[/QUOTE] One Direction?

[QUOTE=Tyra;41879233][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tTfOIDJ.png[/IMG] I'd like to buy a pair of those slaved pretty boys. ty fast trade.[/QUOTE] One of my friends has name Pretty Boy...

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;41889169]One of my friends has name Pretty Boy...[/QUOTE] Trade him for seven refined

[QUOTE=HyperTails;41890358]Trade him for seven refined[/QUOTE] Dude! He means so much to me! 12 or we ain't talking!

[t]http://puu.sh/45aaZ[/t] Also, In response to someone asking how to count kills on weapons: [t]http://puu.sh/460yT.jpg[/t]

Some old stories when I had my TF2 in Spanish. The Force-a-nature is called "Dispensadora de Caña" which could mean something like Trouble Dispenser in English, but I traduced it literally and I ended up with this: "Selling Dispenser of cane for one scrap" oh and I used to ask for "Dirty scouts", I was refering to uncrafteable hats but people started looking at me weird "Why would you want a dirty scout"

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;41898318]Some old stories when I had my TF2 in Spanish. The Force-a-nature is called "Dispensadora de Caña" which could mean something like Trouble Dispenser in English, but I traduced it literally and I ended up with this: "Selling Dispenser of cane for one scrap" oh and I used to ask for "Dirty scouts", I was refering to uncrafteable hats but people started looking at me weird "Why would you want a dirty scout"[/QUOTE] Cue Scout fangirls lining up for a "dirty scout"...

"buying internal award"

How much attention would I get by saying "hey guys how much is my crate #40 worth? I heard it's rare." in a random trade server?

[QUOTE=Omninerd;41900270]How much attention would I get by saying "hey guys how much is my crate #40 worth? I heard it's rare." in a random trade server?[/QUOTE] I bet there will be some people who answer you - with mainly two types of answers. First one is from people who actually tell you the current value, the other one is "trad me fur 2 het XXDd".

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;41900373]I bet there will be some people who answer you - with mainly two types of answers. First one is from people who actually tell you the current value, the other one is "trad me fur 2 het XXDd".[/QUOTE] 2 het could be worse. Could be 2 wepins

I was saying Gentlenary Bonnet instead Glengarry And also Picklebob instead Picklehaube :<

[QUOTE=Radaghast;41900621]And also Picklebob instead Picklehaube :<[/QUOTE] Quite a lot of people do things like this, actually.

The amount of people who misspell Otolaryngologist's Mirror is too damn high. It's not that hard, folks.

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;41901891]The amount of people who misspell Otolaryngologist's Mirror is too damn high. It's not that hard, folks.[/QUOTE] But that's like saying the Swagman's Swatter is not the best hat. [URL="http://abload.de/img/hetkwyii.png"]...[/URL]

[QUOTE=Omninerd;41900270]How much attention would I get by saying "hey guys how much is my crate #40 worth? I heard it's rare." in a random trade server?[/QUOTE] I am so gonna try that, let's hope they don't check my backpack first.

I was fucking around in a trading server today when a Sniper was getting attacked by a Soldier from afar. Over voice chat, in his little child voice, he said "HELP, I NEED A MEDIC" He was standing 5 feet way from a resupply locker. Someone eventually went Medic and healed him. He later left spawn and got his ass handed to him, but he survived. I was near him as an Engie, and he asked me to build a Dispenser. Because I was screwing around, I ignored him. 2 seconds later, he says "Is anyone blacksmith? I need a dispenser." He proceeded to repeat this 5 more times.

[QUOTE=Kurahk;41908766] "Is anyone blacksmith?"[/QUOTE] I can understand calling him the Construction Worker or Mechanic, but how do you even get blacksmith?

[QUOTE=Kurahk;41908766] "Is anyone blacksmith? I need a dispenser." [/QUOTE] I am surprised he wasn't playing as marathon runner.

[QUOTE=tempunary;41909078]I can understand calling him the Construction Worker or Mechanic, but how do you even get blacksmith?[/QUOTE] Medival mode changes the class names to things like "mage" and "knight(?)."

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;41909170]Medival mode changes the class names to things like "mage" and "knight(?)."[/QUOTE] Only in the chat box I think.

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;41909170]Medival mode changes the class names to things like "mage" and "knight(?)."[/QUOTE] Who would be mage? Medic?

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;41909318]Who would be mage? Medic?[/QUOTE] Pyro. Medic would be Cleric.

Team Exorcist 2 [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/wftL07P.png[/IMG_thumb]

For over a year, I always thought Jarate was pronounced Jar-8. I don't know how I managed it, despite playing the game quite a bit and having it in my loadout almost all the time.

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;41909170]Medival mode changes the class names to things like "mage" and "knight(?)."[/QUOTE] Yup, blacksmith is one of the filters for Engy. I even based my medieval weapons concept for him on it (though I've only drawn like the shotgun :v:)

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;41901891]The amount of people who misspell Otolaryngologist's Mirror is too damn high. It's not that hard, folks.[/QUOTE] You guys are dumbasses, I'm surprised how easy you all misspell Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. It's not that hard, it's an easy word.

Not necessarily from fresh meat, but I found them kinda humorous. [IMG]http://puu.sh/47f5t.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/47f7q.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/47f88.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/47fvP.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://puu.sh/47fwi.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;41915408]Not necessarily from fresh meat, but I found them kinda humorous. [IMG]http://puu.sh/47f5t.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] never thought of it this way