Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[QUOTE=.:FoxOnFire:.;39965843]Not really a quote, but I found this guy running around 2Fort trying to kill players with the Rocket Jumper [video=youtube;ljikbVBsuig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljikbVBsuig&feature=youtu.be[/video] [/QUOTE] Braaaaains! You know... because that soldier doesn't have any brains...

[QUOTE=.:FoxOnFire:.;39965843]Not really a quote, but I found this guy running around 2Fort trying to kill players with the Rocket Jumper [video=youtube;ljikbVBsuig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljikbVBsuig&feature=youtu.be[/video] Sorry for the shit quility, had to covert the video to different files and use wmm. :v:[/QUOTE] Give it some credit though, at least he changed to his shotgun the first time... Then completely forgot about it the second time :v:

"if u r a hacker stop get out im laging" In a fucking expert MVM server. Had another guy joined that was amazed that I could control my sentry, and had no idea what the wrangler was. Why, why, why do people join the harder MVM missions if they don't know how to play the fucking game?

Because, they're tactic00l 1337 pros

The casuals can't best anything past nintendo hard.

[img]http://puu.sh/2l7DX[/img]

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;39984785][img]http://puu.sh/2l7DX[/img][/QUOTE] I give him credit, though, spelling it how it sounds

I don't have pictures, but I was in a server once when a noobie came in. He wouldn't stop asking "how i change class," even though we all repeated variations on "press comma," ",", "press ,", etc, he just kept asking. Really should read the chat if you're asking in it.

[QUOTE=account;39986518]I don't have pictures, but I was in a server once when a noobie came in. He wouldn't stop asking "how i change class," even though we all repeated variations on "press comma," ",", "press ,", etc, he just kept asking. Really should read the chat if you're asking in it.[/QUOTE] I had that exact same thing happen to me as well.

[QUOTE=Bryceanater;39984785][img]http://puu.sh/2l7DX[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/sUE70t.png[/IMG]

I just had a guy in a cold killer try to "360 noscope" me for a minute on hightower [sp]before he was shot to pieces by a soldier[/sp]

[QUOTE]קulha: hi 15:38:28 קulha: what you have to trdaed? 15:38:33 : i'll show you 15:38:49 (You added items) You added Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe 15:38:56 (more items) : these 15:39:03 קulha added Noble Amassment of Hats 15:39:39 קulha: the cockswain 15:40:04 : no 15:40:12 קulha: what you need? 15:40:22 קulha added Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter 15:40:25 קulha added Strange Lollichop 15:40:28 קulha added Strange Homewrecker 15:40:29 : the cockswain is worth a key 15:40:56 קulha: WHAT? 15:41:34 : 1.34-1.42 keys 15:41:57 : that's the backpack.tf price 15:42:10 קulha: 3.66 15:42:14 קulha: YOU ARE CRAZY HAHHAHA 15:42:21 : how so 15:42:26 : it's painted yellow 15:42:35 קulha: this cust 3.66 in the backpack idiot 15:42:37 קulha: yayaya 15:42:41 : the cockswain is painted 15:42:47 קulha: you paint because you are idiot 15:42:50 : lol 15:42:54 : i'm an idiot because the item is too expensive for you 15:43:12 : right????? 15:43:16 קulha: no becaus you stool me 15:43:43 קulha: this is true 15:43:46 : what do you mean 15:43:54 קulha: cya 15:43:54[/QUOTE] i truly stooled him

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;39999573]i truly stooled him[/QUOTE] You [t]http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/05/diseases/Stool-3.jpg[/t]'d him?

[QUOTE=LightFlock;39999590]You [t]http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/05/diseases/Stool-3.jpg[/t]'d him?[/QUOTE] yes

[video=youtube;4I7DEs3fADU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I7DEs3fADU[/video] Here you go. Courtesy of Lazy Purple. It's not really a quote, but whatever.

"heavy sotp takeing all the ammo from my dispencer"

[QUOTE=Deadrights;40008138][IMG]http://puu.sh/2mkN6[/IMG][/QUOTE] That sounds weird.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eawYIAC.png[/IMG]

What was he trying to say?

[QUOTE=ASIC;40009960]What was he trying to say?[/QUOTE] asasin give me barr

That makes no sense.

[QUOTE=Drasnus;40009943][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eawYIAC.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] He surely wanted "asasin" to throw a Dakolohs Bar to him, what is actually impossible. PROBLEM SOLVED, OFF I GO

[QUOTE=LightFlock;39999661][video=youtube;4I7DEs3fADU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I7DEs3fADU[/video] Here you go. Courtesy of Lazy Purple. It's not really a quote, but whatever.[/QUOTE] I lost it at the spy attempting to trickstab.

[QUOTE=ASIC;40010010]That makes no sense.[/QUOTE] Welcome to the point of this thread

This guy wanted to trade: [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-22_00001gsuds.jpg[/IMG] This guy wanted a pyro to be dead: [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-13_000132hubf.jpg[/IMG] This guy wanted him to be banned: [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-13_00021fruw4.jpg[/IMG] And this guy posted the details of his brazzers account: [IMG]http://www.abload.de/img/2013-03-13_00025pousw.jpg[/IMG] I didnt test it though..

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d32CBLa.jpg[/IMG]

Maybe he was typing in a hurry.

[QUOTE=Nitromonkey;40011578][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d32CBLa.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [thumb]http://i45.tinypic.com/2e3yjxj.png[/thumb]

Looks tasty.

[QUOTE=ASIC;40011641]Maybe he was typing in a hurry.[/QUOTE] If you're going to type something condescending, at least write it correctly. It's like all those blatantly gay priests condemning all them dirty dang homos to Hell.