Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

Let's see if you can figure out what this guy in the chat box meant: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/35c09ja.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Wumbo;41942371]Let's see if you can figure out what this guy in the chat box meant: [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/35c09ja.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] "Let's only use swords" :v:

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;41943013]"Let's only use swords" :v:[/QUOTE] He was referring to half-zatoichi. :v: He was a silly soldier with the zatoichi out.

how to play baseball as little kid

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how to god mod as coat man

[QUOTE=Kurahk;41945034]how to god mod as coat man[/QUOTE] how to go steel as nazi

how to drink lemonade as crocodile dundee (okay, let's stop)

how to unfunny me me as head hitter

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[QUOTE=TwoYearLurker;41945243]how to drink lemonade as crocodile dundee (okay, let's stop)[/QUOTE] How to stop word as forum guy??

How to bong hit as batter? How to trumpet as Bandsman? How to pass gas as bondage guy? How to get sticky with Shaka man? How to die as joke thing?

how to make pokey orbs as eyepatch crusader

I think the ironic part is that whenever people do those jokes it's vets making fun of newbies, but never the newbies.

how do i fire RPG'S with the helmet-clad patriot man

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[QUOTE=ToastedTea;41945905]how to make pokey orbs as eyepatch crusader[/QUOTE] how do i fly high in the sky as martin luther king jr?

I miss my old image I can't find, but I posted it here before "Im selling bong boy"

"ullapoop caber"

How do I create travel device as construction worker?

how do i run a joke to the ground as a redditor

I've posted it before but someone was asking for a "strange stick launcher". Since we're posting those now, I guess. There was also this kid with an indian sort-of accent on the mic, and when the round started he said something like "Heavy is Medic best friend! Go heavy go!" and it was kinda cute/funny.

The other day I was on at 1 in the morning and this kid comes on and he is talking like he is high and rather incoherently as well. We asked him what was wrong and he said "I gath miahy writhdum theeth thaken oub thoday." Turns out he was high - on morphine, at least - and had absolutely no memory. We had a lot of fun messing around with him (getting him to sing Kelly Clarkson in his gauze-filled-mouth voice, having him almost give all his items to the Rawr admin, and using voice modulators to make him think his grandpa was playing). Eventually we convinced him to go to bed.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dyiv1C1.png[/IMG] He spammed this for like half an hour. I asked him what a "kostontash" is but he never replied.

[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;41961205][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dyiv1C1.png[/IMG] He spammed this for like half an hour. I asked him what a "kostontash" is but he never replied.[/QUOTE] To me it sounds like really weird nickname for Stout Shako

how to explode balls as demonstrations man

[QUOTE=saku-sama;41964576]how to explode balls as demonstrations man[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kapellmeister;41954326]how do i run a joke to the ground as a redditor[/QUOTE] [sp]the funniest thing is that it's copypasted just like 90% of reddit[/sp]

[QUOTE=saku-sama;41964576]how to explode balls as demonstrations man[/QUOTE] I think we've moved on.

I think it should've moved on after the second "how to blank as blank" because it was run into the ground right after that. Once a joke has a format and is repeated as easily and stupidly as it was a couple pages back it's not funny.