Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

[IMG]http://imageshack.com/a/img827/1701/vd38.png[/IMG] My team had five players while the other had eight. The two friendly heavy's were on my team. The other one was this kid who kept on saying dumb shit.

Not a quote, but I just had a fun adventure in MVM with a small child who was waiting for his brother in the spawn, didn't know how to type and got stuck for a while when we told him to press Y because "I can't press any buttons", sounded permanently on the verge of tears, and cried "NOOOOOO" when the round started without his brother (who never showed up).

"wow fucking scrubs stop talking about this MGE stuff xD"

[QUOTE=Sally;41967269][IMG]http://imageshack.com/a/img827/1701/vd38.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] that user name pootis warlock can we add tf2fandom names to the same tier sonic the hedgehog usernames reside at the bottom of the cesspool

[QUOTE=saku-sama;41964576]how to explode balls as demonstrations man[/QUOTE] Busting some balls, eh?

After we won a match with basically 3 heavies, 4 Medics a and some other classes: "Our heavies are extra fat!"

[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1117178606722144122/7EF7C6E78CFB1C2EC42599A316B197AD7AA0ADB9/[/img] que?

[QUOTE=Furnost;41975101][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1117178606722144122/7EF7C6E78CFB1C2EC42599A316B197AD7AA0ADB9/[/img] que?[/QUOTE] Muslum Gurses is some overrated Turkish (A.K.A. the "Anti-Christ" cause he's from a muslim country) singer who recently died. Perfect name to anger some people on a Christian server :v:

[QUOTE=Furnost;41975101][img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1117178606722144122/7EF7C6E78CFB1C2EC42599A316B197AD7AA0ADB9/[/img] que?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU[/media]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gAVGQj3.png[/img] There was a sentry on top of the truck

[QUOTE=Karmal Khan;41976553][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU[/media][/QUOTE] thats exactly what those 2 sounds are

[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;41969246]that user name pootis warlock can we add tf2fandom names to the same tier sonic the hedgehog usernames reside at the bottom of the cesspool[/QUOTE] No the sonic fandom have sonic raping shadow. All tf2 has got is nude heavys

I want to ruin your pure mind but my good nature and this big burly man with he nightstick behind me won't allow me to.

[QUOTE=Sally;41977394]No the sonic fandom have sonic raping shadow. All tf2 has got is nude heavys[/QUOTE] Don't google Hyper Fortress, kiddo.

-HOLY SHIT WRONG THREAD-

[QUOTE=Kurahk;41985265]Not mine [IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/921271833124541290/406F0A4B6EA910C7806F3AD2371D099C766DA492/[/IMG][/QUOTE] Wrong thread (But that is so perfect)

[QUOTE=Bynine;41985062]Don't google Hyper Fortress, kiddo.[/QUOTE] You tell him not to, it's going to be the first thing he's going to do.

it's what my uncle and aunt do to my 3-year old cousin every time they want him to do something

[QUOTE=mitterdoo;41991356]it's what my uncle and aunt do to my 3-year old cousin every time they want him to do something[/QUOTE] "Hey, go to Hyper-Fortress!" "No don't tell me what to do."

[QUOTE=Bynine;41985062]Don't google Hyper Fortress, kiddo.[/QUOTE] i should have listened

All these people talking about this... the temptation is growing... quick! Someone whose life has been scarred tell us what it is so we don't have to!

[QUOTE=Darth_Toast;41992571]All these people talking about this... the temptation is growing... quick! Someone whose life has been scarred tell us what it is so we don't have to![/QUOTE] run.

[QUOTE=Darth_Toast;41992571]All these people talking about this... the temptation is growing... quick! Someone whose life has been scarred tell us what it is so we don't have to![/QUOTE] I think it just makes the classes boingy bits extremely large.

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;41992625]I think it just makes the classes boingy bits extremely large.[/QUOTE] Whew, temptation gone. That reminds me of that post on [sp](sorry, reddit)[/sp] where someone was asking how to get rid of the "Schlongs of Skyrim" mod "for his friend" and it got something like 20000 upvotes.

It's the one time where I regret my name

"buying powerjacker" -some guy "GABBLY GIS, YOU SON OF A...YOUR SUCH A...*silence*" -some angry guy who didn't like bodyshotters [t]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/576747188060449601/B21E695F1E326FBB2C50A0B00D6D1F527A96150F/[/t] (ignore my loadout in the corner there, i was undercover) also my friend had a team of two twin scouts with the party hat who continously ran into me as heavy and died all this happened today, and much more I can't remember as well edit because not sure if doublepost if day later: Don't think this guy was new, but: [QUOTE=guy who wanted my wanga prick] MuZlimChick : are you selling the prick? [/QUOTE] it amused me anyways

Stolen from Reddit [t]http://i.imgur.com/hzErI8x.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Darth_Toast;42015913]Stolen from Reddit [t]http://i.imgur.com/hzErI8x.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] The winner rating can't express the unfathomable amount of win in this post.

Not a quote, but... [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/1117179143074198601/CC03FF04AB54FDB14EFCFCBC91C5A26B810B3DB4/[/t] Please note the cart progress. They weren't chasing a scout or spy or something, if you're wondering. Great minds think alike.

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