Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[sp] I'm sorry, P., but I had to.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Spherithex;42961208]well that's embarrassing[/QUOTE]
You got me. I just thought I'd whip up some content for an inactive thread. I know it's not really the point of the thread to do that, and I honestly just had the "must get funnies" idea stuck in my head. I'm sorry.
[editline]25th November 2013[/editline]
God damn I actually feel really humiliated about it.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42973377]You got me. I just thought I'd whip up some content for an inactive thread. I know it's not really the point of the thread to do that, and I honestly just had the "must get funnies" idea stuck in my head. I'm sorry.
[editline]25th November 2013[/editline]
God damn I actually feel really humiliated about it.[/QUOTE]
There there... It'll pass with a good night of sleep. We wuv u.
I think I'm gonna go to bed. I actually feel really awful about it.
Bye.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42973377]You got me. I just thought I'd whip up some content for an inactive thread. I know it's not really the point of the thread to do that, and I honestly just had the "must get funnies" idea stuck in my head. I'm sorry.
[editline]25th November 2013[/editline]
God damn I actually feel really humiliated about it.[/QUOTE]
To be honest, I can still read that and laugh at it a bit.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42973449]I think I'm gonna go to bed. I actually feel really awful about it.
Bye.[/QUOTE]
The only thing sadder than staging as an autistic player is trying to get sympathy for it
I guess that makes it funnier.
Really though, you failed a joke and got caught. Get over it
[QUOTE=Punchy;42974038]The only thing sadder than staging as an autistic player[/QUOTE]
Because autistic automatically means stupid amiright guys
[QUOTE=Punchy;42974038]The only thing sadder than staging as an autistic player is trying to get sympathy for it
I guess that makes it funnier.
Really though, you failed a joke and got caught. Get over it[/QUOTE]
I was apologizing for it, but okay.
"buying cold weapon"
We told him it's spelled "gold" but nah man, he was looking for cold weapons.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42984321]I was apologizing for it, but okay.[/QUOTE]
no one cares, you tried to be funny by pretending to be retarded and failed miserably, don't expect apologies to lend you any sympathy for that
ironically, the most funny part was when you got caught using the same name
[QUOTE=Snowshoe;42984366]no one cares, you tried to be funny by pretending to be retarded and failed miserably, don't expect apologies to lend you any sympathy for that
ironically, the most funny part was when you got caught using the same name[/QUOTE]
I don't want sympathy. I wanted to apologize because what I did was stupid. Please get off your high horse.
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I hate to be posting off topic in a happy fun times thread like this, but it's bothering me.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42984905]I don't want sympathy. I wanted to apologize because what I did was stupid. Please get off your high horse.[/QUOTE]
Here's how I see it.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42973377]You got me. I just thought I'd whip up some content for an inactive thread. I know it's not really the point of the thread to do that, and I honestly just had the [B]"must get funnies"[/B] idea stuck in my head. I'm sorry.
[editline]25th November 2013[/editline]
God damn I actually feel really humiliated about it.[/QUOTE]
This is an apology alright.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42973449]I think I'm gonna go to bed. I actually feel really awful about it.
Bye.[/QUOTE][B]"must get hearts"[/B]
Ratings are fun, but posting just to get them and making false screenies for that purpose is not (also makes me wonder how many gems of this thread came to existence that way). I don't see how Snowshoe is on a high horse here, I too felt your second post with that dramatic "bye" at the end was unnecessary.
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;42984354]"buying cold weapon"
We told him it's spelled "gold" but nah man, he was looking for cold weapons.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/9a/Spy-cicle.png/250px-Spy-cicle.png?t=20111223202640[/img]?
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I found that cute to be honest.
[sp]The weapon's name[/sp]
[QUOTE=Wolf532;42982966]Because autistic automatically means stupid amiright guys[/QUOTE]
Why does this post have a bunch of boxes? Using autistic as a general insult [I]is[/I] pretty ignorant.
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[sp] I'm sorry, P., but I had to.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Well, to be honest, I know its Über, but i cant help myself to write that, after 1000+ hours, I keep writing the same.
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[QUOTE=Zadrave;43003977][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PosKpIc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
sounds like the name of a powerful wizard or something
[QUOTE=DrPyspy;43004657]sounds like the name of a powerful wizard or something[/QUOTE]
To me it sounds some of misspelled dance move
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That sounds like Wolf532
[QUOTE=zekrom3112;43008743]That sounds like Wolf532[/QUOTE]
One time I connected with randoms to play Empire Escalation. The team had 2 Pyros, and they asked me to be a Medic. When I changed it, they said "no, not kritzkrieg. Go stock"
If Wolf was there I can imagine him having a heart attack. :v:
[QUOTE=Omninerd;43012919]One time I connected with randoms to play Empire Escalation. The team had 2 Pyros, and they asked me to be a Medic. When I changed it, they said "no, not kritzkrieg. Go stock"
If Wolf was there I can imagine him having a heart attack. :v:[/QUOTE]
Must comply to MvM metagame standards!
Does not comply: terminate! terminate!
Meta is love, meta is life!
[QUOTE=Wolf532;43013857]Must comply to MvM metagame standards!
Does not comply: terminate! terminate!
Meta is love, meta is life![/QUOTE]
Honestly, half of the metagame is just bubblewrap for new players.
When people don't want you to go pyro or spy, it's usually because you can only hold your own in those classes if you have experience. I've been a spy for half of all my tours and i've gone sniper several times and excelled on my teams. But i've also met spies who cant stab a single medic or help at all even when he insist that we're just meta-enforcers and should [I]learn to have fun[/I]
Since you can usually only do well as these if you know what to do, people just assume if you have low tours or[B] no hats[/B], they want you to be an easier class because that support or easy damage wont affect how your teammates do, so there isn't pressure put on the new guy
[QUOTE=Wolf532;43013857]Must comply to MvM metagame standards!
Does not comply: terminate! terminate!
Meta is love, meta is life![/QUOTE]
I hope you know the meta is aimed towards new/inexperienced players right
I usually let people go what they want if it fits within the team composition. I really only dislike pyro on manhattan, he's fine everywhere else. If they start doing something stupid like sydney sleeper sniper/quick fix medic/Tomislov heavy that's where I start to have problems. That or they're not contributing as much as they can as said class. It's a bit like DOTA 2, there are smart ways to play and dumb ways to play (e.g. you don't build battlefury on Bounty Hunter, you don't go gunslinger engineer) but there's no ONE right way to play. You can have all sorts of combos of classes and it will work as long as you have the right composition (a team of supports isn't going to do much against a team with a couple of supports and a carry, etc.) It's just mostly the fact if you don't play the class effectively you're really dragging your team down and people just want to get their rewards already so most people just want you to go the classes that are hardest to screw up.
TF2 is not DOTA.
[QUOTE=Zadrave;43013934]I hope you know the meta is aimed towards new/inexperienced players right[/QUOTE]
The meta is there for a reason, some people just take it to dumb extremes. It's like a 6s player saying you should NEVER offclass to heavy even when the situation calls for it.