Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=inub0shi;43096334]Today I met a kid on a TF2 Valve Server who is apparently from South Africa, he kept asking in chat if someone would make him become Premium in TF2, I went ahead, added him but told him that I could at least just make him not a "Steam F2P" Account anymore, as in being able to add people and using other Community Features and stuff... so I gave him one of my many [URL="http://store.steampowered.com/app/253980"]Enclave[/URL] Steam Keys I have leftover:
[URL]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087445400/[/URL]
I bet he is really proud of this badge right now:
Edit:
Uhm, I was not really expecting this coming from a genuine 12-year old South African boy:
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People like you are few and far between [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/IMG]
...how unfortunate, but I'm bearing with him since he is so nice in general:
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[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;43095792]playing mvm
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He has to make a Contractual Bargaining Agreement to heal you?
[QUOTE=teddthebucfan;43107068]He has to make a Contractual Bargaining Agreement to heal you?[/QUOTE]
cba = can't be arsed
More like Centralne Biuro Antykorupcyjne for me
mabe he thinks you pay game developers for cheats
i dont have a proof of it but i was on a cp-Orange and a guy say {how does i transform as a tuxedo}
xD
I don't have proof but i feel like you're somebody's alt
[QUOTE=diobono;43134037]I don't have proof but i feel like you're somebody's alt[/QUOTE]
Yeah no shit like seriously who still plays Roblox
I don't have a screenshot, but I did take a quote of this and put it on my profile.
So, very long time ago I was trying to introduce a new friend to TF2, and he was Heavy, I was Medic, following him around, telling him what to look out for. So, this egotistical sniper thought it would be fun to shoot me and taunt. First few times I ignored it, but after about the third time or so, I was done. The guy didn't know what he was getting himself into. :v:
So, I switch to Soldier, and jump toward him, and completely wreck his shit two to three lives consecutively. Then, I switch it up to Sniper. Take him out in every sniper duel, getting a domination and then killing a few times past that--bear in mind I am taunting after EVERY kill. So, after kill 7 or 8, I finally go Spy of all things to put the nail in the coffin. I run toward him, shoot him once or twice, and while he's nearly dead, I let him get a hit on me and trigger my DR. Smug in his "revenge", he begins taunting. Mid-taunt, he hears a dead ringer uncloak...and on top of him is a Spy....I backstab him, immediately taunt, and then for a few seconds, silence. After he comes back up, I see this in chat.
"shootinggamer101 : YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU GOT HACKED BECAUSE YOU ARE A COCKSUCKER CUNT ASSHOLE
D"
Then, immediate disconnect. God it was great.
Wasn't able to get a picture of it, but some guy was asking if anyone had a "Postal Plumber"
He insisted it was a real item that existed.
[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;43142222]Wasn't able to get a picture of it, but some guy was asking if anyone had a "Postal Plumber"
He insisted it was a real item that existed.[/QUOTE]
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That duo there is the closest thing I could think of
[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;43134826]Yeah no shit like seriously who still plays Roblox[/QUOTE]
Me, but only because it's my guilty pleasure game and mostly I don't have anything better to play
[QUOTE=Pyraax;43145500]Me, but only because it's my guilty pleasure game and mostly I don't have anything better to play[/QUOTE]
I still get on from time to time to see how much it's changed
I kinda stopped when I found out users can make you pay money to play their games
so its like gmod but a million times worse?
[QUOTE=comet1337;43152410]so its like gmod but a million times worse?[/QUOTE]
it's like minecraft but with the demographic cut in half
so 6 year olds instead of 12
I used to play Roblox. It was good in 2007, back when Shoop da Whoop, Rickroll, and the Awesome Face were cool, but it went to hell in 2010 with first person shooters and detailed player models, so I stopped playing. Even worse, in 2012 Bronies, Furries, and /b/tards started playing it. Now I can't look at the front page without facepalming and hating the internet.
[QUOTE=Punchy;43153269]it's like minecraft but with the demographic cut in half[/QUOTE]
What makes you think that? The two games have [B]nothing[/B] in common other than the fact that they have blocky graphics.
[QUOTE=Smell;43153330]I used to play Roblox. It was good in 2007, back when Shoop da Whoop, Rickroll, and the Awesome Face were cool, but it went to hell in 2010 with first person shooters and detailed player models, so I stopped playing. Even worse, in 2012 Bronies, Furries, and /b/tards started playing it. Now I can't look at the front page without facepalming and hating the internet.
What makes you think that? The two games have nothing in common other than the fact that they have blocky graphics.[/QUOTE]
What
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i got off my lazy ass
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And my reaction to most of them
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[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43159865]i got off my lazy ass
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And that's what happens when you enter Trade_minecraft and any Mario_Kart server.
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Ok.
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[QUOTE=DrPyspy;43151961]I still get on from time to time to see how much it's changed
I kinda stopped when I found out users can make you pay money to play their games[/QUOTE]
I remember I won some ice crown thing on roblox back in 2010 or so
then I got permabanned
rip
Random guy added me to 'praise' me for stuff I've done before begging for items non-stop since he added me.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/70YMBfE.png[/img]
He even followed me to a server and sat spamming 'guiz its nearly christmas gib unusal to f2p?' for 2-3 hours until he got banned from the server. Despite how annoying he was, the way he typed was hilarious.
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I know I didn't have to blur it or anything, but I still don't wanna embarrass the dude.
danm it :(
[QUOTE=LightFlock;43175250]Random guy added me to 'praise' me for stuff I've done before begging for items non-stop since he added me.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/70YMBfE.png[/img]
He even followed me to a server and sat spamming 'guiz its nearly christmas gib unusal to f2p?' for 2-3 hours until he got banned from the server. Despite how annoying he was, the way he typed was hilarious.
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I know I didn't have to blur it or anything, but I still don't wanna embarrass the dude.[/QUOTE]
Everyone should get into the generous Christmas spirit by giving me free unusuals. It shows you care.
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