Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;43568804]I think I've seen enough machinas till end of the week, can we move on now?[/QUOTE]
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Bit of a story behind this. Me and a friend were playing on a sniper server. This one kid kept trying to duel with him, only for someone else to keep killing him.
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manlike213141 : MATTT IM DUELING WITH INC DAMN DAMN FUCKER
manlike213141 : DAMN BULLSHIT DAMN BITCH DAMN MITHERFUCKER FUCKER
manlike213141 : DAMN SSHOLE
Matt : sshole
Matt : Are you a snake now?
manlike213141 : DAMN MOTHERaSSHOLE
manlike213141 : HAHAHAHAH DAMN BITCH ASSHOLE DAMN MITEHERFUCKER FUCKER
manlike213141 : STOP BEING HIDY
manlike213141 : ABB LET ME DUEL WITH INC
manlike213141 : ABB DAMN FUCKER ASHHOLE DAMN DICK ASSHOLE MO+THEFUCKER DAMMN FUCKEER DAMN BULLSHIT
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pyraax;43569055]My friend recently played Mann Up and asked the scout to change because "scouts are useless and money is not needed"[/QUOTE]
Backstory:
It was late game on Two Cities, working on wave 5/6. We kept losing for what appeared to be no reason. So we decided the problem was DPS and asked the scout if he would use his upgrade refund credit and switch to spy. He agreed, and we won the last two waves first try.
[QUOTE=commandhat;43572465]Backstory:
It was late game on Two Cities, working on wave 5/6. We kept losing for what appeared to be no reason. So we decided the problem was DPS and asked the scout if he would use his upgrade refund credit and switch to spy. He agreed, and we won the last two waves first try.[/QUOTE]
What mission?
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This guy looked like he had some fun yesterday:
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I got some more of the last guy.
I wanted to gift him weapons since he made us all laugh with the last quote and he had so much fun. But it went a little different than expected..
[CODE]Earl of Cockwood: Hi 22:30:45
You added The Scottish Resistance 22:30:49
You added The Overdose 22:30:49
You added The Solemn Vow 22:30:51
You added The Ambassador 22:30:52
You added The Winger 22:30:53
You added The Black Box 22:30:54
You added The Red-Tape Recorder 22:30:54
You added The Holy Mackerel 22:30:57
You added Natascha 22:30:59
You added The Shortstop 22:31:00
You are ready 22:31:02
Earl of Cockwood: THere, I dont need them, 22:31:06
Earl of Cockwood: Have fun 22:31:10
Earl of Cockwood: Just tick the box and click trade 22:34:19
sonicxL4 added Dueling Mini-Game 22:34:29
Earl of Cockwood: Nah, I dont need anything 22:34:36
Earl of Cockwood: you can have it for free 22:34:40
sonicxL4: ok 22:34:53
sonicxL4: i just gave you an dueling thing 22:35:01
Earl of Cockwood: nah, keep it 22:35:12
sonicxL4: ok 22:35:20
Earl of Cockwood: you can have all this, i already got them :D 22:35:23
sonicxL4 removed Dueling Mini-Game 22:35:25
You are ready 22:35:30
sonicxL4: how to make it? 22:35:46
sonicxL4: to make it trade? 22:35:52
Earl of Cockwood: Click in the little box 22:36:00
sonicxL4: ok 22:36:06
Earl of Cockwood: and then on "Make Trade" 22:36:08
sonicxL4: ok 22:36:13
sonicxL4: i cant see the littl box 22:36:34
sonicxL4: what does it say 22:36:41
You are not ready 22:36:46
You are ready 22:36:49
[^Had to check how it looks myself here lol]
Earl of Cockwood: It's a blue bar 22:36:54
sonicxL4: ok 22:37:01
Earl of Cockwood: and it says "get ready to trade" or something like that 22:37:04
Earl of Cockwood: on the right side, in the middle 22:37:12
Earl of Cockwood: did you find it? 22:38:24
sonicxL4: no 22:38:28
You are not ready 22:38:48
You are ready 22:38:51
Earl of Cockwood: It is above the items i added 22:39:04
Earl of Cockwood: a long blue bar with a little boy 22:39:12
Earl of Cockwood: *box 22:39:14
You are not ready 22:39:22
You are ready 22:39:23
Earl of Cockwood: just click the blue bar 22:39:28
sonicxL4: still cant find it 22:39:48
Earl of Cockwood: It is under the field where you can put your items in 22:39:59
Earl of Cockwood: its a bit small 22:40:09[/CODE]
And then it said for him that he "can't accept the offer". Well, he thanked me anyways and we said goodbye.
Man I would hate it if Steam's buggy trade system prevented me from giving newbies stuff.
I'd kinda just awkwardly back out...
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[editline]17th January 2014[/editline]
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the second one sounds close to Festive Wanker :v:
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;43573871]the second one sounds close to Festive Wanker :v:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43573501]Man I would hate it if Steam's buggy trade system prevented me from giving newbies stuff.
I'd kinda just awkwardly back out...[/QUOTE]
My friend just started playing TF2, and every weapon he drops he goes like "Dude, I found a shield! Now I want a Claymore to go with it!". I wish I could just give him the weapons he wants. He really wished for a Black Box...
Godammit, Steam trading!
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Soldiger is the worst class
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People on hightower are nice.
[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;43576750][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pzOty54.png[/IMG]
Soldiger is the worst class[/QUOTE]
I'm betting he's just trying to be a troll, considering his name is the name of a popular Minecraft trolling youtube channel.
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;43577817]I'm betting he's just trying to be a troll, considering his name is the name of a popular Minecraft trolling youtube channel.[/QUOTE]
He wasn't
This was mann up mode
He was serious about this and typed at 2 words per minute
Laggy as well
He got mad when we lost and ragequit
[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;43576750][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pzOty54.png[/IMG]
Soldiger is the worst class[/QUOTE]
Completely useless. Digs into the Sun and stays there for a duration of the round.
[QUOTE=Omninerd;43576221]My friend just started playing TF2, and every weapon he drops he goes like "Dude, I found a shield! Now I want a Claymore to go with it!". I wish I could just give him the weapons he wants. He really wished for a Black Box...
Godammit, Steam trading![/QUOTE]
Keep pressing F5 while in trade if it won't show you your TF2 inventory or if it shows an error.
[QUOTE=Omninerd;43576221]My friend just started playing TF2, and every weapon he drops he goes like "Dude, I found a shield! Now I want a Claymore to go with it!". I wish I could just give him the weapons he wants. He really wished for a Black Box...
Godammit, Steam trading![/QUOTE]
You could just try using the Trade Offers thing, that always work for me.
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i bought this from the community market
"maybe its not real but at least its beautiful"
words to live by
How Could Bouffants Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
I wished I could have screenshot this,but I died of laughter when I read it. I was on a valve server and I saw this.
How to get peg leg as somali pirate?
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[QUOTE=bassie12;43584593]turret spawner[/QUOTE]
Gunslinger in a nutshell.
[QUOTE=SergerantJoe;43585152]Gunslinger in a nutshell.[/QUOTE]
He said that because I setup a lvl3 sentry at the sniper balcony on helltower at the enemy's spawn.
This guy was being friendly, I wasn't.
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[QUOTE=Timezbrick;43593941]This guy was being friendly, I wasn't.
-retarded friendly pics-[/QUOTE]
I am totally with you man. They totally shit on the game and say "No, fuck you, I don't feel like playing, so I'm going to shit on your entire gameplay experience and make you down a man/two man(sometimes even 3 idiots), and make it so your team gets completely screwed"
[QUOTE=Timezbrick;43593941]This guy was being friendly, I wasn't.
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Dude, is he hitting on you?
[QUOTE=Timezbrick;43593941]This guy was being friendly, I wasn't.
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Look man, he just doesn't want to be killed with Male weapons. Go for female weapons instead, they pack less of a punch physically but mentally they sting your enemy.
Crosspost from the trading shitlist:
[QUOTE=Tiitaniume;43590511][quote]Tiitaniume: Hi 08:53:13
(-_-)lol [THS]: please frry hat 08:53:26
Tiitaniume: ok 08:53:49
You added Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #59 08:54:01
You are ready 08:54:04
Tiitaniume: here you go 08:54:10
(-_-)lol [THS]: please frry hat 08:54:34
Tiitaniume: but thats a frry hat i swear 08:54:47
Tiitaniume: you put it on your head 08:54:52
Tiitaniume: accept i am poor i have nothing else 08:55:13[/quote]
He then canceled the trade, I just wanted to give him a frry hat :([/QUOTE]
