• Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[IMG]http://puu.sh/6qS5K.png[/IMG] [I]chockle nuts[/I]
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43596667][IMG]http://puu.sh/6qS5K.png[/IMG] [I]chockle nuts[/I][/QUOTE] I do like the "Buy "Chockle" Mugs & Shirts" bit at the bottom.
[QUOTE=KyoukoSakura;43542118]Oh god, I remember this guy. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Baruce[/url] Shitposting left and right + no gooder overall, don't take him seriously. He named all 3 of them the same: [IMG]http://puu.sh/6lsYc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/6qTW7.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Zenamez;43596685]I do like the "Buy "Chockle" Mugs & Shirts" bit at the bottom.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/6qU5g.jpg[/IMG] yeah perfect anniversary gift
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43596981][IMG]http://puu.sh/6qU5g.jpg[/IMG] yeah perfect anniversary gift[/QUOTE] Gotta remind her of that magical first time.
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[QUOTE=nuke4fix;43604479][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tdg8AZ2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://abload.de/img/eeeeeeeeeeeeejps6n.png[/img]
I'm pretty sure most Medics wish that people would [B]stop[/B] pressing 'E'.
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[QUOTE=Widow Engie;43605076]I'm pretty sure most Medics wish that people would [B]stop[/B] pressing 'E'.[/QUOTE] it doesnt really bother me, since the bubble is redder the lower their health it doesnt really affect my ability to see who's hurt
[QUOTE=Punchy;43605182]it doesnt really bother me, since the bubble is redder the lower their health it doesnt really affect my ability to see who's hurt[/QUOTE] tbh I liked it the way it was ones with red bubbles needed the most attention, ones with red-ish bubbles were next in the line and then the white ones were just always overhealing. Now I don't know if they're actually hurt or not if they're behind a wall or something and then they happen to have full health and the one I was healing usually dies pretty quickly after that. This applies (or applied) to burning teammates too.
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;43605129][IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/1608r2f.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] This actually happens when you get crits with flamethrower and cut it off. It will visually and audibly keep firing, but it won't do any damage or consume any ammo.
[QUOTE=Drury;43605281]This actually happens when you get crits with flamethrower and cut it off. It will visually and audibly keep firing, but it won't do any damage or consume any ammo.[/QUOTE] I've seen that glitch happen, mainly on laggy servers, but it's still funny. And the fact he said it like he did, it's just so funny.
My english [del]used to be[/del] is not much better. You should try playing on EU servers more often, they're full of people like that. After while you get used to it.
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;43604678][img]http://abload.de/img/eeeeeeeeeeeeejps6n.png[/img][/QUOTE] people need to realise there's this amazing tool called medic auto call. just turn it up to 99% and you know when anyone needs heals. Pretty great.
[QUOTE=Widow Engie;43605076]I'm pretty sure most Medics wish that people would [B]stop[/B] pressing 'E'.[/QUOTE] It annoys the piss out of me when I'm healing someone and they're constantly spamming the Medic call button. Worse when I detach from someone who's overhealed to max for two seconds to save a burning Scout and they look at me and spam E until I'm attached to them again. [editline]20th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Wolf532;43607568]people need to realise there's this amazing tool called medic auto call. just turn it up to 99% and you know when anyone needs heals. Pretty great.[/QUOTE] It's for the achievement. "Be the first player on a team of 6 or more players to change class to Medic after someone calls for one."
Play Doctor is one of the easiest fucking achievements ever considering you only need to heal 500 damage. Got it on some 2fort server when I first started playing.
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43609260]Play Doctor is one of the easiest fucking achievements ever considering you only need to heal 500 damage. Got it on some 2fort server when I first started playing.[/QUOTE] Gotta have some easy ones too. Cant only have such classics like win 139 rounds on foundry Also 420th post #blazin
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;43593995]I am totally with you man. They totally shit on the game and say "No, fuck you, I don't feel like playing, so I'm going to shit on your entire gameplay experience and make you down a man/two man(sometimes even 3 idiots), and make it so your team gets completely screwed"[/QUOTE] Tell me how to be funny at parties, [URL="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120529035317/mlp/images/8/8b/No_Fun_Allowed.jpg"]you guys.[/URL]
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[t]http://puu.sh/6sKcU.jpg[/t] why did you give this name to your rust botkiller and not your blood one
[QUOTE=bunnybijou;43616605][t]http://puu.sh/6sKcU.jpg[/t] why did you give this name to your rust botkiller and not your blood one[/QUOTE] That's clearly a reference to one of the strange ranks.
[QUOTE=VintageCat;43616743]That's clearly a reference to one of the strange ranks.[/QUOTE] gdi, that hadn't struck me. the strange rank is "blood spattered" anyway
[I]Good bye horr[/I] part got me.
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[QUOTE=Omninerd;43611991]Tell me how to be funny at parties, [URL="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120529035317/mlp/images/8/8b/No_Fun_Allowed.jpg"]you guys.[/URL][/QUOTE] Crouching on the ground in a war game throwing sandwiches and going "POOTIS, POOTIS" while complaining people are shooting you is in no shape or form fun. If you're gonna do something like that, could you PLEASE go to a trade server/achievement/fuck-around/GMOD server or something? Thank you.
[QUOTE=Outro-intro;43622045]Crouching on the ground in a [b]war themed hat simulator[/b] throwing sandwiches and going "POOTIS, POOTIS" while complaining people are shooting you is in no shape or form fun. If you're gonna do something like that, could you PLEASE go to a trade server/achievement/fuck-around/GMOD server or something? Thank you.[/QUOTE] FTFY
whoa whoa whoa, i had no idea we went back to 2009. might as well make a joke about gaben being fat and make a mortal kombat song with "bonk".
[QUOTE=Outro-intro;43622045]Crouching on the ground in a war game throwing sandwiches and going "POOTIS, POOTIS" while complaining people are shooting you is in no shape or form fun. If you're gonna do something like that, could you PLEASE go to a trade server/achievement/fuck-around/GMOD server or something? Thank you.[/QUOTE] The only time I didn't mind such a thing was when a person who had donator perks (donator perks on the server allow you to be a robot) had a robo-sandvich and was giving it to teammates and called himself "Sandvich-Bot 5000".
[QUOTE=Outro-intro;43622045]Crouching on the ground in a war game throwing sandwiches and going "POOTIS, POOTIS" while complaining people are shooting you is in no shape or form fun. If you're gonna do something like that, could you PLEASE go to a trade server/achievement/fuck-around/GMOD server or something? Thank you.[/QUOTE] Eh, I like to be useless most of the time, but I don't complain when people shoot me. I want to have fun with the game, and "friedly hoovies" seems to want it too, and if they are achieving it, I see no problem with that. Of course I can have fun by making an epic killstreak or winning an awesome round, but that isn't the only way to have fun. After all, that's what games are all about, right?
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