Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[Punchy]

[QUOTE=Metaru;43622450]whoa whoa whoa, i had no idea we went back to 2009. might as well make a joke about gaben being fat and make a mortal kombat song with "bonk".[/QUOTE]

those were the days man

[Aldawolf]

[QUOTE=Omninerd;43625154]Eh, I like to be useless most of the time, but I don't complain when people shoot me. I want to have fun with the game, and "friedly hoovies" seems to want it too, and if they are achieving it, I see no problem with that.

Of course I can have fun by making an epic killstreak or winning an awesome round, but that isn't the only way to have fun. After all, that's what games are all about, right?[/QUOTE]

Shitting all over heavy picnics is also fun.

Fuck your picnics I have a stickybomb launcher.

[XNiggerHunter88X]

[video=youtube;vgXQw9I8Fic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgXQw9I8Fic[/video]
Relevant

[Blazyd]

[IMG]http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff386/timkhaz/Lol.jpg[/IMG]

[AngryUnibrow]

[IMG]http://s12.postimg.org/c8fiyglsd/fucker.png[/IMG]

[UpgradeTech]

[QUOTE=Metaru;43622450]whoa whoa whoa, i had no idea we went back to 2009. might as well make a joke about gaben being fat and make a mortal kombat song with "bonk".[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://belgerum.tumblr.com/post/67543258747/im-back-dummy-you-miss-me-downloads"]This guy has Bonk Songs down to a science.[/URL]

[Capt. Tin]

[QUOTE=Blazyd;43631962][IMG]http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff386/timkhaz/Lol.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

It's an Australian game

[Monokarhu]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WVEBtD5.png[/IMG]

Translates to "gay shield nigga".

[gooooooooooogle]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z4EsvUd.png[/IMG]

[Omninerd]

-snip2lewd-

[Prollgurke]

Me: "Okay and this is how you can equip hats and stuff, see, this one is called 'Ellis cap', just click on it and the guy wears it."
My Sister: "I don't need that shit, I want to play this game serious."

[editline]24th January 2014[/editline]

She's still playing with her notebooks touchpad though

[zekrom3112]

[QUOTE=Omninerd;43648080]-snip2lewd-[/QUOTE]

Link it.

[Omninerd]

[QUOTE=zekrom3112;43655446]Link it.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZHxG914PJU"]Well, there ya go.[/URL] Warning: NSFW ecchi animu stuff.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Omninerd;43658636][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZHxG914PJU"]Well, there ya go.[/URL] Warning: NSFW ecchi animu stuff.[/QUOTE]

My brain, my poor slightly drunk brain...

[AngryUnibrow]

[IMG]http://s30.postimg.org/f09t4f00x/hightower.png[/IMG]

Late night hightower is a nice place.

[Cryme Tyme]

Not mine
[img]https://24.media.tumblr.com/036616f0e4fbc051fa5d3baf1974a5eb/tumblr_myx1q4gWE71s3uinro1_400.png[/img]
Dont know if it belong here, wrong Thread ?

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=AngryUnibrow;43661514][IMG]http://s30.postimg.org/f09t4f00x/hightower.png[/IMG]

Late night hightower is a nice place.[/QUOTE]

YOU SUCK MY COCK

HUH?

[HappyHead]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YHDfNEl.jpg[/IMG]
valve servers

[Pyraax]

[QUOTE=HappyHead;43664434][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YHDfNEl.jpg[/IMG]
valve servers[/QUOTE]
Someone's been playing too much Roblox lately

[Escargotage]

[IMG]https://31.media.tumblr.com/8ddd544ad912858d002131cfe5a8d993/tumblr_mzz6bboLJ61sh121vo1_400.jpg[/IMG]

When a gate was capped in Mannhattan, our pyro asked us this.

[The Comedian]

[QUOTE=Escargotage;43668675][IMG]https://31.media.tumblr.com/8ddd544ad912858d002131cfe5a8d993/tumblr_mzz6bboLJ61sh121vo1_400.jpg[/IMG]

When a gate was capped in Mannhattan, our pyro asked us this.[/QUOTE]

To be honest when I played Metro Malice for the first time I kinda asked myself the same thing. After all it was a new feature that is only available on Mannhatan missions.

[vnc]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/6yATs.png[/IMG]
This isn't from the Steam Workshop by the way.

[Purple Magpie]

That looks nothing like a sheep.

[KyoukoSakura]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/6yDvq.png[/IMG]

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;43675135]That looks nothing like a sheep.[/QUOTE]

Valve should have added a sheep emote because it was EPIC

[iThinkN7]

The Christmas name/ desc tags people got sure bring out the best of the tags:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/CJOUWMM.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/6PMvP2E.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/ugghSgS.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/As9OFmg.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/xueknXl.jpg[/t]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/EtbM0E4.jpg[/t]

The HUD that I was using in these pic is Eve HUD, in case anyone asks.

[Karmal]

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;43676671][t]http://i.imgur.com/xueknXl.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&t=3m59s]wepon,[/url]

[Tangerine]

[QUOTE=Karmal Khan;43677049][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&t=3m59s]wepon,[/url][/QUOTE]

I almost can't believe that video turned six years old three days ago

[Art3mis Jinx]

Obviously a typo. But I still found it fun
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pa3a5CD.png[/img]

[Pacifist]

[QUOTE=Karmal Khan;43677049][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&t=3m59s]wepon,[/url][/QUOTE]

Even the player's name is a reference to the series. It's said in the episode which stars Henry Freeman