Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

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I don't have a screenshot, but I had someone asking for my "Scarygun" on a nearly abandoned server. Coincidentally, this took place during the Halloween event on Helltower. :v:

The Christmas name/ description tag aftermath. [t]http://i.imgur.com/tEpOkGB.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/UqiMziA.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/mAWYr1V.jpg[/t] Decided not to crop out the last pic because the heavy looks like hes constipated.

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;43699695]The Christmas name/ description tag aftermath. [t]http://i.imgur.com/tEpOkGB.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/UqiMziA.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/mAWYr1V.jpg[/t] Decided not to crop out the last pic because the heavy looks like hes constipated.[/QUOTE] Give an idiot with questionable mental health a strange weapon and they'll only play that class. ... Give an idiot with questionable mental health some free description tags and name tags and whenever they look at their weapon in their loadout, they fall onto the floor laughing uncontrollably whenever they read their poop jokes or porn habits. I fear for the future of the human race...

[QUOTE=Zenamez;43699976]Give an idiot with questionable mental health a strange weapon and they'll only play that class. ... Give an idiot with questionable mental health some free description tags and name tags and whenever they look at their weapon in their loadout, they fall onto the floor laughing uncontrollably whenever they read their poop jokes or porn habits. I fear for the future of the human race...[/QUOTE] It's already too late

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;43699695]The Christmas name/ description tag aftermath. [t]http://i.imgur.com/tEpOkGB.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/UqiMziA.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/mAWYr1V.jpg[/t] Decided not to crop out the last pic because the heavy looks like hes constipated.[/QUOTE] I think there should be a thread for Bad Name- and Desctags

I met a guy with a strange scattergun named "The gun I used to kill you" Admittedly I have a bad scattergun name of "JUMP N' SHOOT MAN"

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I've never seen "pineapple" used as an insult before. :v:

[QUOTE=Prollgurke;43709826]I've never seen "pineapple" used as an insult before. :v:[/QUOTE] That's his name.

[QUOTE=Karmal Khan;43709848]That's his name.[/QUOTE] Oops, totally missed that. :suicide:

Pineapple will still be a valid insult, however

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43710345]Pineapple will still be a valid insult, however[/QUOTE] *pineapple toast man bitch

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;43710345]Pineapple will still be a valid insult, however[/QUOTE] "I bet you fap to pineapples bitch"

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;43710406]"I bet you fap to pineapples bitch"[/QUOTE] I can't help it

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;43710406]"I bet you fap to pineapples bitch"[/QUOTE] [url=http://i.imgur.com/bMvKS3i.jpg]NSFW[/url]

[IMG]http://s5.postimg.org/rrup910d3/See.png[/IMG] In the end he only got 1 kill in 40 minutes and telled us he is good at spy. This is the fun fact.

[QUOTE=TheSniper;43712356][IMG]http://s5.postimg.org/rrup910d3/See.png[/IMG] In the end he only got 1 kill in 40 minutes and telled us he is good at spy. This is the fun fact.[/QUOTE] Please [t] tag that.

[QUOTE=iThinkN7;43699695][t]http://i.imgur.com/tEpOkGB.jpg[/t] [/QUOTE] Why is that Original black? I haven't played for a while. Is it a new item?

[QUOTE=_Axel;43712657]Why is that Original black? I haven't played for a while. Is it a new item?[/QUOTE] It's a mod.

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[QUOTE=The Calzone;43713313][img]http://puu.sh/6CGDf.png[/img][/QUOTE] He's afraid of nothing....Except Weightwatchers and Jenny Craig showing up at his door.

Today I met a guy named troll face. (who had a troll face for an avatar.) He randomly traded me and asked for my area 451 and offered a cotton head. I said yes and traded. A few seconds later when I rejoin the server he gets mad and in trade chat goes "NO YOU GIVE ME COTTON HEAD OR ELSE." Or something like that but it was really funny during the time the way he said it. And later he killed one of the mods and all the other mods and VIPS kicked his shit until he was so mad he had a bind that said FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every time he died. It was pretty funny.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nf6NT6u.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uJ8sDwe.png[/IMG] And to this day They say he never got his Markat Gardener

[QUOTE=The Calzone;43713313][img]http://puu.sh/6CGDf.png[/img][/QUOTE] Yes and I'm 6'5" and weigh 13.5 stone/189 Ibs. Whoopy fucking do. ... Want a medal?...oh you've eaten it...

[QUOTE=Capt. Tin;43716525][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nf6NT6u.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uJ8sDwe.png[/IMG] And to this day They say he never got his Markat Gardener[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.notcutts.co.uk/pws/client/images/catalogue/products/00251346/large/00251346.jpg[/IMG]?

[QUOTE=Zenamez;43717839]Yes and I'm 6'5" and weigh 13.5 stone/189 Ibs. Whoopy fucking do. ... Want a medal?...oh you've eaten it...[/QUOTE] People actually use the stone system? Is that... is that like centric to a specific part of England? I saw it in Arcanum and have seen it referenced a few times elsewhere, but I have never actually met anyone who uses the stone system for weight measurement. How common is it over there? I am actually curious about this.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;43720448]People actually use the stone system? Is that... is that like centric to a specific part of England? I saw it in Arcanum and have seen it referenced a few times elsewhere, but I have never actually met anyone who uses the stone system for weight measurement. How common is it over there? I am actually curious about this.[/QUOTE] If it's human, it's in Stone. If it's sugar it's in pounds (lb). Other than that we pretty much just use kilos and grams.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;43720448]People actually use the stone system? Is that... is that like centric to a specific part of England? I saw it in Arcanum and have seen it referenced a few times elsewhere, but I have never actually met anyone who uses the stone system for weight measurement. How common is it over there? I am actually curious about this.[/QUOTE] Nah, I was just brought up to use Stone. I tend to flit between imperial and metric at times. I know people who do the same or have a preference (like some prefer height in centimeters or meters whereas I prefer feet for height of people but meters for other measurements because I can visualise it better than things like miles - again, just a preference). Besides, I live in Scotland so I can't speak for England so you'll have to get another person's opinion.

[QUOTE=Karmal Khan;43677049][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&t=3m59s]wepon,[/url][/QUOTE] [URL="http://youtu.be/UCuLpdg9aIk?t=1m23s"]wepon, wepon, wepeon on wepon[/URL] I remember hearing that during the credits about 4 years ago, I thought it was amazing