Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=bungholioo;43774682]You can get even more kills when you play seriously and use weapons that outdamage the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
Sir, Are you an elitist noob who doesn't even know how to properly have fun in TF2 and doesn't get out every once a day who is a fat bitch behind the monitor?
;D
EDIT: NOPENOPENOPE! SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!
EDIT 2: Came back from school, I really expected alot of Boxes. *opens the boxes and and sees a dildo* I EVEN HAVE A DILDO WITH IT!
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[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;43775771]Man, you must totally wreck shit with the Brass Beast.[/QUOTE]
Hey brainiac, I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'll put this in a simple way somebody of your... "brainpower" could understand. Rolling a damage RL + any secondary is far more effective than Rocket Jumper + Shotgun. It's undeniable. And you'll surely do more damage if you use Sticky Launcher instead of Sticky jumper.
Do you get it now? Damage is better than no damage at all.
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43782309]Do you get it now? Damage is better than no damage at all.[/QUOTE]
Yet he still deals damage. With the shotgun.
[QUOTE=Widow Engie;43782554]Yet he still deals damage. With the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
For the 7th trillionth time, RL outdamages the shotgun.
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43782569]For the 7th trillionth time, RL outdamages the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
Except you implied that he was dealing no damage at all which obviously isn't the case.
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43782569]For the 7th trillionth time, RL outdamages the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
But many times the shotgun as saved me after running out of rocket ammo
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43782569]For the 7th trillionth time, RL outdamages the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
For the 7th trillionth time, no one gives a shit, this isn't platinum comp we're playing but pubs, drop-in games where we try to have fun instead of constantly going for ~maximum fargs~~. If i want to jump around with a shotgun and a RL that deals no damage, i'll damn well do that and have my fun with the challenge i get in a game where the outcome doesn't matter anyway
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43774496]I did, actually. Good luck getting an epic killstreak of 38 using only the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
and acting this arrogant for managing to get a 38 killstreak in any pub is a mix of hilarious and pathetic
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43774496]I did, actually. Good luck getting an epic killstreak of 38 using only the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
brb buying shotgun killstreak kit
I'd really prefer having 40 posts of new content instead of 40 posts of useless elitism, thanks
Drury, my automerge, damn you :v:
Just saw some guy type this:
Arthur Shankman : how do I make demonstration man fly?
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Is this a joke or something that I missed? Is that why I'm getting dumbs?
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:pwn:
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;43783248]Just saw some guy type this:
Arthur Shankman : how do I make demonstration man fly?
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Is this a joke or something that I missed? Is that why I'm getting dumbs?[/QUOTE]
Yep, it's an old one, sorry.
[QUOTE=Drury;43783659]Yep, it's an old one, sorry.[/QUOTE]
Well now I feel dumb.
[QUOTE=bungholioo;43774230]Sticky launcher & RL will always be much more effective.
Use any of the jumpers and I'll instantly votekick you.[/QUOTE]
This is hands down the edgiest and most pathetic post i've read this week, and we are still on Tuesday.
You're the kind of person you meet on an MvM pub, a TF2Lobby 6v6 server, or we could even say, on the Rust subforum. You complain about the smallest bullshit, we are talking about pubs, someone uses the Sticky/Rocket Jumper? Who gives a shit. Someone else is being a Shotgun Heavy? Who even gives two fucking SHITS. You can't force people to use what YOU want them to use.
Also, as someone who uses the Gunboats and the Sandvich most of the time, i still think the Shotgun is a great side weapon, it's so good you could even use it as primary weapon (Looking at Shotgun heavy right now, which is a great sub-class), and speaking of the Sticky Launcher, it's not even THAT great of a weapon. To me, it's more of a defensive weapon you should use to make traps with it. Valve never intended it to be an offensive weapon. You wanna play as an offensive Demoman? Fine, use the Grenade Launcher. You can wreck shit so easily with the Grenade Launcher, shoot down a class one or two times with it, bam, dead.
I don't want to continue this discussion further. Get your elitist ass out of here please, you're derailing a thread about funny mistakes new players make with your complaining on weapons you personally dislike, thinking everyone should respect your opinion and not use said weapons.
Uh guys, you can easily get this man to stop these posts involving flaming, etc. by clicking this little icon [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/report.png[/IMG] on a post to report a harmful post.
Now finally something on-topic.
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[QUOTE=Havolis;43784213]Also, as someone who uses the Gunboats and the Sandvich most of the time, i still think the Shotgun is a great side weapon, it's so good you could even use it as primary weapon (Looking at Shotgun heavy right now, which is a great sub-class)[/QUOTE]
I love to just play gunslinger engie with a catch. I use the gunslinger for more health more than anything, and I focus on keeping a tele and a dispenser up. I rarely build sentries, and it seems to catch people off guard that a puny engineer suddenly -70's them twice with his shotgun and sends them to the respawn queue.
It's great.
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Yes, because peaked caps are obviously Nazi Hats
[QUOTE=Vincentor;43788703][IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65113316/screenies/freshmeat/1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
We've all been there
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Someone told him to do Alt+F4 and he left the game right away so I'm assuming he acctualy did it...
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Someone told him to do Alt+F4 and he left the game right away so I'm assuming he acctualy did it...[/QUOTE]
Seeing as Alt+f4 doesn't do shit with HL2.exe, I'm guessing no, that wasn't the reason why.
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;43790875]Seeing as Alt+f4 doesn't do shit with HL2.exe, I'm guessing no, that wasn't the reason why.[/QUOTE]
That's interesting because the Mac equivalent most certainly works. I wonder why that is.
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This guy was pretty fun to have around
I called him Kim Jong-Il when he connected and he laughed so I changed my name to Obama, and it was North Korea's missile siege against GLORIOUS AMERICA
I swore I just saw one person saying "Selling 1 key for 6 keys.". in my fav server. :L
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Analed by Long Sword: The Game (GoTY Edition)
[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;43790875]Seeing as Alt+f4 doesn't do shit with HL2.exe, I'm guessing no, that wasn't the reason why.[/QUOTE]
Works for me (as long as the window is highlighed/being used. Seems to work more when the game is paused).
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I can't tell if this guy was being serious or not but he was saying he was going to report me and two other soldiers for rocket jumping over the train at mid on Well during setup and killing him.
Sounds like you deserved it. You killed him during not murderfuck time after all. I mean really, who does that?
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