Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Drury;40096323]omg wickedplayer such a no0b l2p
everee1 kno's stock is beter[/QUOTE]
Well, stock weapons ARE the best weapons. With a few exceptions. Third Degree, Solemn Vow (Übersaw and Bazaar Bargain in good hands).
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;40097045]Well, stock weapons ARE the best weapons. With a few exceptions. Third Degree, Solemn Vow (Übersaw and Bazaar Bargain in good hands).[/QUOTE]
Except in MvM.
[QUOTE=Drury;40097610]Except in MvM.[/QUOTE]
Not only is that debatable, but Demoman wants to talk to you.
[QUOTE=Drury;40097610]Except in MvM.[/QUOTE]
Oh dear, we've got a nob on the loose! :v:
There are stock weapons which are the best (like the Knife and the Minigun) and there are stock weapons that are definitely overwritten by practically everything else (like the Fire Axe, the Bat, the Sticky Launcher, the Shovel, the SMG, the Pistol on the Scout, the Shotgun, the Fists, the Wrench, the Syringe Gun the Bonesaw, the Kukri and the Revolver) and a few that are good enough to work on their own, but also have sidegrades that are also decent (like the Rocket Launcher, the Medigun, the Sniper Rifle, the Invisibility Watch, the Sapper and the Bottle).
default fire axe is pretty fun. It's fun if you learn to estimate how much health the enemy has and just humiliate them.
[QUOTE=What Up;40102160]default fire axe is pretty fun. It's fun if you learn to estimate how much health the enemy has and just humiliate them.[/QUOTE]
It's beaten by literally anything. There is absolutely no reason you should use it. The Third Degree is a straight upgrade at the very least.
[QUOTE=Lium;40102174]It's beaten by literally anything. There is absolutely no reason you should use it. The Third Degree is a straight upgrade at the very least.[/QUOTE]
But,
why must we use straight upgrades?
There's no rules stating so, so why must we use X instead of Y?
[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;40102222]But,
why must we use straight upgrades?
There's no rules stating so, so why must we use X instead of Y?[/QUOTE]
Well, you don't have to but it seems a trifle strange to do so. There's no reason for it.
but there are reasons for it.
it's more fun.
What's that fun you're talking about?
[QUOTE=Lium;40102139]There are stock weapons which are the best (like the Knife and the Minigun) and there are stock weapons that are definitely overwritten by practically everything else (like the Fire Axe, [B]the Bat[/B], [B]the Sticky Launcher[/B], the Shovel, [B]the SMG[/B], [B]the Pistol on the Scout[/B], [B]the Shotgun[/B], the Fists, [B]the Wrench[/B], [B]the Syringe Gun[/B] the Bonesaw, [B]the Kukri and the Revolver[/B]) and a few that are good enough to work on their own, but also have sidegrades that are also decent (like the Rocket Launcher, the Medigun, the Sniper Rifle, the Invisibility Watch, the Sapper and the Bottle).[/QUOTE]
How?
[QUOTE=Lium;40102139]and there are stock weapons that are definitely overwritten by practically everything else (like the Fire Axe, the Bat, the Sticky Launcher, the Shovel, the SMG, the Pistol on the Scout, the Shotgun, the Fists, the Wrench, the Syringe Gun the Bonesaw, the Kukri and the Revolver) [/QUOTE]
Bat is great since any bat in game has it's critical disadvantages, Sticky Launcher has no alternatives, I don't know what are you talking about, SMG is great for enemies that are close, Pistol is the best weapon for scout for me, I just can't play him without it. FG has a big chance to miss, milk recharges too long, bonk is situational, cola and winger are useless, Wrench is great for the same reason that Bat is, Revolver is useful for people who can't aim with Ambassador (Like me)
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[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;40102222]But,
why must we use straight upgrades?
There's no rules stating so, so why must we use X instead of Y?[/QUOTE]
Don't forget psychological reason, some people prefer chop players with axe instead of some futuristic shit. Once I played Demoknight with Ham Shank and couldn't kill anyone but when I changed to Frying Pan I got much better.
[QUOTE=Lium;40102139]There are stock weapons which are the best (like the Knife and the Minigun) and there are stock weapons that are definitely overwritten by practically everything else (like the Fire Axe, [b]the Bat, the Sticky Launcher, the Shovel, the SMG, the Pistol on the Scout, the Shotgun, the Fists, the Wrench[/b], the Syringe Gun the Bonesaw, the [b]Kukri and the Revolver[/b]) and a few that are good enough to work on their own, but also have sidegrades that are also decent (like the Rocket Launcher, the Medigun, the Sniper Rifle, the Invisibility Watch, the Sapper and the Bottle).[/QUOTE]
default spy loadout > all other spy combinations
[sp]imo[/sp]
Also, I fail to see how all of those are "completely overwritten" as I find myself using stock weapons for almost all my loadouts most of the time. Reskins included.
[QUOTE=Fillmore;40101626]Not only is that debatable, but Demoman wants to talk to you.[/QUOTE]
But... Scout, spy, medic, soldier, engineer, pyro, heavy...
Also, scotres demo has the highest dps against tanks and giants.
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;40097045]Well, stock weapons ARE the best weapons. With a few exceptions. Third Degree, Solemn Vow (Übersaw and Bazaar Bargain in good hands).[/QUOTE]
I thought he was specifically talking about Engineer in MvM? The Rescue Ranger is pretty fantastic in that mode, as is the wrangler.
Did I mention my friend once asked how to get self-mades and how he could upgrade his hero's tail to genuine? because this the stupid quotes thread. Not the argue-about-which-stock-weapons-are-better-than-the-other-options thread.
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[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;40102222]But,
why must we use straight upgrades?
There's no rules stating so, so why must we use X instead of Y?[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of people complaining about people using straight upgrades on every server.
"omfg ojcoolj stop using machina u noob its op"
So?
If its overpowered, that gives me more reason to use it
Its not being a noob
Its maintaining the advantage
If it lets me kill you faster, then there's no reason I shouldn't use it
Sorry, I just needed to get that out
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40108542]This reminds me of people complaining about people using straight upgrades on every server.
"omfg ojcoolj stop using machina u noob its op"
So?
If its overpowered, that gives me more reason to use it
Its not being a noob
Its maintaining the advantage
If it lets me kill you faster, then there's no reason I shouldn't use it
Sorry, I just needed to get that out[/QUOTE]
I agree whole-heartedly with that. Besides, for those of us that main other classes, and thus aren't that good with Sniper it's good to have a weapon we can use effectively with little practice.
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moo
[QUOTE=Liquid-Fire;40104024]How?[/QUOTE]
he's right about the bat. theres literally no reason a scout needs to use a melee weapon other than the boston basher. scouts should be using the boston basher because they can boost ubers with their medic and they can bash jump.
[QUOTE=oz;40110003]he's right about the bat. theres literally no reason a scout needs to use a melee weapon other than the boston basher. scouts should be using the boston basher because they can boost ubers with their medic and they can bash jump.[/QUOTE]
Scout had a plenty of great melees than just the basher, some of which give him more mobility while others are for support, such as Fan o War which is highly underrated and rather ugly looking.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;40110035]Scout had a plenty of great melees than just the basher, some of which give him more mobility while others are for support, such as Fan o War which is highly underrated and rather ugly looking.[/QUOTE]
i'm talking about from a competitive stand point. if i was in a 6s scrim and saw a scout un ironically using the fan of war i would laugh in his face
