Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" - Games

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Over voice chat someone said "How is this grenadier black, but sound Scottish?", the guy speaking had a Scottish accent.

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I think this thread should be renamed to 'Idiotic things people say' or something. There's been more and more screenshots of people misspelling things for example protect my century, rather than things that a new player would say, like how do I airblast.

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[img]http://i.imgur.com/4AFRUAz.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/JIeu3gH.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/aNRPIdo.jpg[/img] The pictures in question was a couple kissing with the caption "Bisexuality: Get over it". Nothing extreme (unless you're a die hard religious type who takes it literal). [img]http://i.imgur.com/dpkvWXZ.jpg[/img] It then bridged onto an argument on Pokemon. Random stuff: [img]http://i.imgur.com/LitVIj1.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/t6WrFD1.jpg[/img] (I was a caber wielding Demo with the sticky jumper)

[QUOTE=Zenamez;43935611][img]http://i.imgur.com/t6WrFD1.jpg[/img] (I was a caber wielding Demo with the sticky jumper)[/QUOTE] i do that too but with boots+targe and yell ALLAHU AKBAR in the mic

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43935696]i do that too but with boots+targe and yell ALLAHU AKBAR in the mic[/QUOTE] I once got killed by a demoman that he's username was ALLAHU AKBAR and he would type this in chat every time he killed someone. Is this a thing now?

[QUOTE=Zenamez;43935611] [img]http://i.imgur.com/JIeu3gH.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Shut up Glaceon. Pokemon can't talk.

[QUOTE=Zenamez;43935611][img]http://i.imgur.com/JIeu3gH.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Arceus isn't real anyway, silly sub-par Pokemon. [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54310235/the_spy.png[/img] Speaking of sprays, quite recently saw someone ask how they could "paint" on the wall. To my surprise people actually told them they had to import a picture and then press T, and they were pretty happy when they got it working :downs: Normally any question like "how do I x?" is responded to by "press F10 or alt + F4 dumb f2p scum XD"

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mi1r3Qt.jpg[/img] Uhm...

[QUOTE=Zenamez;43938623][img]http://i.imgur.com/mi1r3Qt.jpg[/img] Uhm...[/QUOTE] Yeah, wtf, that is clearly an exclamation point, not a period.

Was playing on an MVM server full of kids yesterday. One starts bragging over voice chat how he's going to use his "Spy-cycle" to kill a giant crit Soldier.

[QUOTE=StormriderShift;43940895]Was playing on an MVM server full of kids yesterday. One starts bragging over voice chat how he's going to use his "Spy-cycle" to kill a giant crit Soldier.[/QUOTE] That makes me wonder what frozen robot statues look like. Of course it wouldn't work on giant ones, but... A regular icy robot would be neat.

[QUOTE=Drury;43949695]That makes me wonder what frozen robot statues look like. Of course it wouldn't work on giant ones, but... A regular icy robot would be neat.[/QUOTE] Go play stop that tank and be on red team. I had one jerk off turn me into a sniper-bot icicle quite a few times -.-.

[QUOTE=Drury;43949695]That makes me wonder what frozen robot statues look like. Of course it wouldn't work on giant ones, but... A regular icy robot would be neat.[/QUOTE] [T]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/506952434900749505/78776D2A750ED6AB2CEA5C71D7E10EE13E45F790/[/T] Well robots killed by the Saxxy do this, so similar but icy.

[QUOTE=Drury;43949695]That makes me wonder what frozen robot statues look like. Of course it wouldn't work on giant ones, but... A regular icy robot would be neat.[/QUOTE] Didn't get to find out, sadly. He died almost instantly and switched class I think. [sp]You guys know the joke was his pronunciation of Spycicle and not his strategy, right? The informative ratings are confusing me.[/sp]

[QUOTE=windows098;43931709]Dont have a screenshot as well, but I was Trolljering, and I killed a F2P scout who was in mid air, And he told me this "FUK NIGGA SUCK A DICK U F2P" Even though I was wearing a shitton of cosmetics and he only had a gibus and pyrovision goggles. :eng101:[/QUOTE] It is cancerous posts like this that make me want to kill myself and livestream it.

[QUOTE=bungholioo;43955607]It is cancerous posts like this that make me want to kill myself and livestream it.[/QUOTE] Please do so

"It's not even worth a key, it's like a key". A kid said this on the mic on a trade server.

[QUOTE=OneWhoMocks;43958647]"It's not even worth a key, it's like a key". A kid said this on the mic on a trade server.[/QUOTE] Stupid inflation. Even keys aren't worth keys anymore.

#key4buds

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why are you friends with that guy

[QUOTE=Blazyd;43970861]why are you friends with that guy[/QUOTE] No fucking clue. I think I traded with him. He keeps spamming me with ''PLZ PLAY TF2 WITH ME'' and shit but i'm too much of a lazy shit to remove him.

[QUOTE=Zotobom;43970914]No fucking clue. I think I traded with him. He keeps spamming me with ''PLZ PLAY TF2 WITH ME'' and shit but i'm too much of a lazy shit to remove him.[/QUOTE] you go through all the effort of screen-capping, cropping, saving, and posting but you're too lazy to click like three buttons

[QUOTE=Zotobom;43969768][IMG]http://puu.sh/726HU.png[/IMG] :pwn:[/QUOTE] you know, instead of using puush, you should switch to [url=http://getsharex.com/]sharex[/url] and set it to use imgur it's annoying to browse old threads with puush images because puush deletes them after some time of inactivity [url]http://getsharex.com/[/url]

Dropbox master race.

[QUOTE=Erfly;43976081]Dropbox master race.[/QUOTE] Dropbox sucks for hotlinking images but it's alright as an online vault. I would like something like puush that auto-uploads to imgur because I have an account there :v:

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