Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=Ritonare;44411757]And so we argued on, reaching topics such as: "Why does the medic have an overheat where I can't use it?" (I've never heard of the medigun having an overheat!!! Everybody else who's played Medic that I know irl replied to me saying: "Yes, the medigun has an overheat where you can't use it")[/QUOTE]
What. Are you saying they think that you can't heal too much or the medigun will overheat and be unusable for a certain period? Have they even played this game for longer than like ten seconds? Unless they added an unlock with it, that's ridiculous. It'd completely break the character.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;44412024]What. Are you saying they think that you can't heal too much or the medigun will overheat and be unusable for a certain period? Have they even played this game for longer than like ten seconds? Unless they added an unlock with it, that's ridiculous. It'd completely break the character.[/QUOTE]
I'm assuming the guy was referring to the Uber charge as overheat due to the particle effect that the medi-gun emits. He probably didn't realize that the medi-gun stores the uber.
My friend already has premium in TF2 but I still look at him as fresh meat because sometimes he can ask such ridculous questions like "who said money is important in MvM it does nothing" and he still thinks that Scout is the strongest and best class in the whole game...
Actually I think I could put almost all of his statements about TF2 here
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;44412024]What. Are you saying they think that you can't heal too much or the medigun will overheat and be unusable for a certain period? Have they even played this game for longer than like ten seconds? Unless they added an unlock with it, that's ridiculous. It'd completely break the character.[/QUOTE]
They meant that you can't use it for a certain amount of time after healing too much with it. Ik, it's sad. Very, very sad.
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Actually I think I could put almost all of his statements about TF2 here[/QUOTE]
Please do
Another friend of mine, who has been enjoying TF2 so far, keeps asking me about the economy of the game. He keeps wanting a S. Sniper Rifle, but only has maybe 3 ref worth of items. Once, he asked how much a Strange Rifle would cost. After looking at a price suggestion and getting shock by the 4.33 price suggestion (my original Rifle cost me only 1 ref), I told him it was 4.33. Then he asks me how much a key costs. I say 7.33 ref. I then say he could just buy a key when he gets a Steam card and trade it for the Rifle + 2.77. Then he starts going on about how a Strange Rifle costs 1 key. I tell him it doesn't. After a few more questions, he asks if a key costs 4.33. Annoyed, I just tell him to wait until he gets premium.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;44412606]Please do[/QUOTE]
"heavy is the worst class in tf"
"Why?"
"because all you do with him is shooting"
[QUOTE=Pyraax;44419731]"heavy is the worst class in tf"
"Why?"
"because all you do with him is shooting"[/QUOTE]
But that's true. Other classes have something else you can do.
Punching and eating aren't shooting. Unless my thesaurus is lying to me again.
[QUOTE=Pyraax;44412195] thinks that Scout is the strongest and best class in the whole game...
Actually I think I could put almost all of his statements about TF2 here[/QUOTE]
but he is?
[QUOTE=btfl;44420634]but he is?[/QUOTE]
but that's not how you spell "God"
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[QUOTE=btfl;44420634]but he is?[/QUOTE]
He's a glass cannon; he can completely wreck a team, but he's just as likely to die without doing anything.
[QUOTE=btfl;44420634]but he is?[/QUOTE]
Don't confuse strongest with most agile.
[QUOTE=_charon;44421324]He's a glass cannon; he can completely wreck a team, but he's just as likely to die without doing anything.[/QUOTE]
except outside of sentries most players can't even touch people who have more than 100 hours on scout
at skill ceiling scout is the strongest 1v1 class
[QUOTE=btfl;44421856]except outside of sentries most players can't even touch people who have more than 100 hours on scout
at skill ceiling scout is the strongest 1v1 class[/QUOTE]
You mean a class designed for killing solo targets is good against solo targets? No way!
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[sp]Is this considered as a shitpost?[/sp]
Being the strongest at 1v1 doesn't matter as much because it's [I]Team[/I] Fortress 2
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Annd back onto [sp]questionably amusing[/sp] content!
[QUOTE=Bynine;44422311]Being the strongest at 1v1 doesn't matter as much because it's [I]Team[/I] Fortress 2[/QUOTE]
if you're good enough everything is a 1v1
[QUOTE=btfl;44421856]except outside of sentries most players can't even touch people who have more than 100 hours on scout
at skill ceiling scout is the strongest 1v1 class[/QUOTE]
March 2014
He's Facepunch Fresh Meat, does that make this eligible to be content?
[QUOTE=lavacano;44425511]March 2014
He's Facepunch Fresh Meat, does that make this eligible to be content?[/QUOTE]
being new doesn't make what I think wrong, scout is very powerful, and a good enough one is basically unkillable
if you had to pick a single class to master, you could get the most done with a lone scout
[QUOTE=btfl;44426004]being new doesn't make what I think wrong, scout is very powerful, and a good enough one is basically unkillable
if you had to pick a single class to master, you could get the most done with a lone scout[/QUOTE]
unfortunately no matter how good a scout you are, you're going to get bent over by any bumblefuck with a gunslinger unless there's some really tight corridors happening
Considering all the equips that are in the game that heal the user it's possible for most classes to be unkillable depending on the skill level of the people they are up against.
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TIL i am a sick crit faggot.
[QUOTE=Bynine;44422311]Being the strongest at 1v1 doesn't matter as much because it's [I]Team[/I] Fortress 2[/QUOTE]
Ive played for like 3 years or so and it always comes down to like 2, sometimes 3 people carrying an entire team, and then the rest of the players does nothing. its not really much team work in team fortress 2.
Also; Pyro is best at 1v1.
[QUOTE=Evi.tf;44427600]Ive played for like 3 years or so and it always comes down to like 2, sometimes 3 people carrying an entire team, and then the rest of the players does nothing. its not really much team work in team fortress 2.
Also; Pyro is best at 1v1.[/QUOTE]
pyro is best at 1v1 in a vacuum. In a real game, he's too easy to kite to actually be useful like scout or soldier. The main reason they're so powerful is it's effective impossible to force them to fight if they don't want to.
If the scout can meatshot the pyro twice before the pyro 1shots him then yea, scout is the best at 1v1. but most people aren't anywhere near that good though, and because anyone with more than a 200 hours in tf2 can utilise the degreaser well that makes pyro best at 1v1.
Can you guys stop arguing about what class is the best with point & clicking so we have more space for fresh meat quotes?
Being bad doesn't make the class bad. You're projecting your own inability to play on other people.
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