Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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I wonder what he was trying to accomplish.
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[QUOTE]I wonder what he was trying to accomplish.[/QUOTE]
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/SEXY CHANGED MY LIFE!
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[QUOTE=btfl;44421856]except outside of sentries most players can't even touch people who have more than 100 hours on scout
at skill ceiling scout is the strongest 1v1 class[/QUOTE]
"i'm right because i said so"
Most classes can still mow down a good scout if they have good aim
yeah he's destructive but that doesnt mean he's the best
I would say if i were to nominate one it would be him though, i've still mowed and beat down great scouts without breaking a sweat before
[QUOTE=Punchy;44431815]"i'm right because i said so"
Most classes can still mow down a good scout if they have good aim
yeah he's destructive but that doesnt mean he's the best
I would say if i were to nominate one it would be him though, i've still mowed and beat down great scouts without breaking a sweat before[/QUOTE]
Scout is the best 1v1 skirmish class if he doesn't get hit. It's impossible to not ever get hit.
It's like he was designed as a glass cannon or something.
[QUOTE=Punchy;44431815]"i'm right because i said so"
Most classes can still mow down a good scout if they have good aim
yeah he's destructive but that doesnt mean he's the best
I would say if i were to nominate one it would be him though, i've still mowed and beat down great scouts without breaking a sweat before[/QUOTE]
see that falls apart when you look at, like, actual statistics
scouts don't die when they want to
[url]http://www.vanillatf2.org/2013/09/i49-by-the-numbers-part-2-a-matter-of-life-and-death/[/url]
scouts are near the bottom in kills per minute, but manage to be much higher as far as K/AD, this means that scouts at the highest level tend to play a very passive game without many kills or suicides. If what you were saying was true, that scouts are simply countered by good aim, scouts would be at the absolute bottom of K/AD charts as roamers and pockets could simply +forward to them and win most of their engagements.
Scout is only countered by engineer, he counters demo, and soft counters soldier at a high enough skill level. The only time you can truly go toe-to-toe with a good scout is if you catch him on flat ground, which good enough game sense and timing will prevent. A good enough scout is only killable with hitscan, because he'll never be in a spot where you can splash him
Do you know who you remind me of? Our dear friend Elliot A.K.A. legalize it.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44432111]Do you know who you remind me of? Our dear friend Elliot A.K.A. legalize it.[/QUOTE]
It's pretty obvious. At least I recognise him every time after his first post on a new account.
[QUOTE=btfl;44432005]see that falls apart when you look at, like, actual statistics
scouts don't die when they want to
[url]http://www.vanillatf2.org/2013/09/i49-by-the-numbers-part-2-a-matter-of-life-and-death/[/url]
scouts are near the bottom in kills per minute, but manage to be much higher as far as K/AD, this means that scouts at the highest level tend to play a very passive game without many kills or suicides. If what you were saying was true, that scouts are simply countered by good aim, scouts would be at the absolute bottom of K/AD charts as roamers and pockets could simply +forward to them and win most of their engagements.
Scout is only countered by engineer, he counters demo, and soft counters soldier at a high enough skill level. The only time you can truly go toe-to-toe with a good scout is if you catch him on flat ground, which good enough game sense and timing will prevent. A good enough scout is only killable with hitscan, because he'll never be in a spot where you can splash him[/QUOTE]
Reminder this entire argument is based on this
[QUOTE=Pyraax;44412195]and he still thinks that Scout is the strongest and best class in the whole game...[/QUOTE]
Yes scout can destroy in 1v1, which is what they tend to do. However, against more than 1 player he almost always loses. As you said yourself he's low in kills per minute, high in K/AD
obviously because he's going to be picking off unprotected or off guard classes
So yeah, scout are great and pull will in KDR. that's because they tend to pick off the classes which are alone easy and fast because he moves so fast. if any other class ran as fast as him they could do the same thing, picking off enemies and running around them or away.
He's not the best class, he's just the best at what he does.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44432111]Do you know who you remind me of? Our dear friend Elliot A.K.A. legalize it.[/QUOTE]
you mean that guy from /vg/?
[QUOTE=btfl;44432214]you mean that guy from /vg/?[/QUOTE]
Facepunch views /vg/ as a single entity that spews single lifeforms at the forum to which they all scream the universal scream "legalize it! legalize it! you're legalize it!"
I am not sure what /vg/ is but it sounds like place where he/you would roam and try to start arguments.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44432246]I am not sure what /vg/ is but it sounds like place where he/you would roam and try to start arguments.[/QUOTE]
/vg/ is alright there's just a lot of off topic posting and they're all bad at the game lol
elliott is okay I guess I've never actually talked to him though
and you people thought I was joking
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look what you've done you fools, now all I have left is to pray that he destroys earth, but at least spares my life
plus, actual thread-relevant content
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I wasn't actually saying that to him, just his timing that was rather off
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So I gave him his wish and threw Jarate all over him.
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So I gave him his wish and threw Jarate all over him.[/QUOTE]
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Piss of sniper, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog
Heard in voice chat the other day a kid referring to the pyro as the "Inferno".
Might as well have Berial from Devil May Cry as the Pyro.
What's better than a giant fire centaur cat destroying your opposition?
I mean, the Pyro is pretty underpowered anyway.
Not really that good but eh..
[QUOTE]tshug : how do you get the clack and dagger[/QUOTE]
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I don't have a screenshot of it, but someone said, "how did you craft your flamethrower to instakill".
Someone was attempting to teach our engies about not all building right next to each other.
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The dude in the second one then proceeded to type "HCKER" over and over for about 3 minutes.
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I can't even guess what "tstrubinger" is.
Those are just typos.
And I'm pretty sure he meant turbine.
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Yes.
Yes indeed.[/QUOTE]
Like this [video=youtube;MfN5lvGSQZQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfN5lvGSQZQ[/video]
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