Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"

[Whyt546]

I was dominating a spy as a spy in a valve server. Everytime I killed him he announced to the server "me and whyt are really dukin it out" and started to tell people we were best friends. I dunno, it was weird

[Ryu-Gi]

I was really hoping one of the "mooculous" Photoshop pics would replace the eyeball with a giant udder shooting milk everywhere.

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Whyt546;40113356]I was dominating a spy as a spy in a valve server. Everytime I killed him he announced to the server "me and whyt are really dukin it out" and started to tell people we were best friends. I dunno, it was weird[/QUOTE]

Maybe he wore pyrovision goggles.

[RandomGamer342]

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;40114473]I was really hoping one of the "mooculous" Photoshop pics would replace the eyeball with a giant udder shooting [B]crit mad-milk[/B] everywhere.[/QUOTE]

[ElectricSquid]

I think I know what the next Halloween boss will be...

[HeavyGuy]

I think i fucked up please excuse me and my braindead idiocy

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;40118371]I think i fucked up please excuse me and my braindead idiocy[/QUOTE]

Are you quoting someone else or yourself? :v:

[HeavyGuy]

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;40118398]Are you quoting someone else or yourself? :v:[/QUOTE]

I posted something realised I was in the completely wrong place and snipped it and then failed to mention that I snipped it.
I'm dumb :v:

[gooooooooooogle]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PYJUEyL.png[/IMG]

[nuke4fix]

[QUOTE=KleinerHl;40094034]Was that in seigins?[/QUOTE]

Yep. There's more. Poor guy was trying to donate...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JHcnNLP.jpg[/IMG]

[editline]1st April 2013[/editline]

1st part
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/f41CsUV.jpg[/IMG]

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=nuke4fix;40119073]Yep. There's more. Poor guy was trying to donate...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JHcnNLP.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/f41CsUV.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

'El Donte
[t]http://dmcmods.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dante-642x361.jpg[/t]

[iRunner]

[img]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7197/dmcdante.jpg[/img]

[EngarDew]

[IMG] http://oi45.tinypic.com/5vangh.jpg[/IMG]

[Sntr]

[QUOTE=WhichStrider;40125311][IMG] http://oi45.tinypic.com/5vangh.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

where's the joke

[ottr]

[QUOTE=Fillmore;40126043]where's the joke[/QUOTE]
As usual, people who probably not are fresh meat who make a typo.

[EngarDew]

[QUOTE=Fillmore;40126043]where's the joke[/QUOTE]

I personally just found it funny for the fact they never bothered to change it. That also wouldn't have bothered me if...they didn't spam it for the next 10 minutes before leaving the server.

[MeowMeow]

Sharp degreaser? :v:

[EngarDew]

Almost exactly what I thought at first.

[XNiggerHunter88X]

[QUOTE=WhichStrider;40126228]I personally just found it funny for the fact they never bothered to change it. That also wouldn't have bothered me if...they didn't spam it for the next 10 minutes before leaving the server.[/QUOTE]

Swear to god there's the f2p's that can't spell then there's the chat flooders

[QUOTE]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[I]SinperShaun2004: Buying Neon Anilhattor[/i]
[/QUOTE]

Or the the 9 year old who keeps on saying "Buying the muh-sheen-uh" on the mic every 15 seconds as if no one didn't hear him the first time. You can mute the voice, but the chatwhores need to have autokick if you post that often

[Art3mis Jinx]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;40127408]
Or the the 9 year old who keeps on saying "Buying the muh-sheen-uh" on the mic every 15 seconds as if no one didn't hear him the first time. You can mute the voice, but the chatwhores need to have autokick if you post that often[/QUOTE]

Or valve should re-enable that muting people also mutes them in the chat.

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=Liquid-Fire;40128400]Or valve should re-enable that muting people also mutes them in the chat.[/QUOTE]

Mine does?

[NateDude]

[QUOTE=HyperTails;40129330]Mine does?[/QUOTE]

Mine doesn't.

[thatswordguy]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/expired_isecream.PNG[/img]

This makes me crack up for the fact that this guy was a Heavy who was shooting everywhere, then just stopped in the middle of the battlefield to say this

[ASIC]

You know there is an ice cream bar skin for the sandvich.

[Ermac20]

[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;39791483][img]http://www.celebrityvalues.com/images/the_rock_300.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://www1.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Dwayne+Johnson+Tattoos+Tribal+Tattoo+YF6mDOiqUDKl.jpg[/img]

[DatWut?]

Can't be arsed to crop, so have this:
[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/882978556533954476/38AF837A0A52842CFF9DCA7BD5891371B41BB8A3/[/T]

[Tufty 🌹]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;40138113]Can't be arsed to crop, so have this:
[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/882978556533954476/38AF837A0A52842CFF9DCA7BD5891371B41BB8A3/[/T][/QUOTE]

I don't get it.

[Oast]

Well, some guy named Cross just joins, right before team red lost pretty badly. He has 3 points and decides that everything is his team's fault.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nLQ8mI1.png[/IMG]

Then he left. The end.

[Spectre1406]

'Better games to play'

Probably MW3.

[vnc]

I hate it when the free-to-plays try to sell weapons, and don't know they can't trade - or if they can, they don't know anything about trading and have no concept of item value.
I also hate it when they say "trading x". DO YOU MEAN BUYING OR SELLING?