Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;45020048]This is a game where your BARE FISTS are more powerful than BRASS KNUCKLES.
Of course they'd make bullet holes.[/QUOTE]
These BARE FISTS are made of STEEL.
Steel does more damage than brass.
[img]http://puu.sh/9pYX7/3f5a84b69d.jpg[/img]
I made a small collage of people I've had to play with in this game.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DwsQSu2.png[/IMG]
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oh geez that's pretty terrifying really
5'3", 370 lbs, colored yellow
he'd be like the sun from teletubbies decided to decline a diet plan and make a living out of a youtube channel playing scary games in the dark with a facecam
[QUOTE=Blazyd;45099035][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Jg7PmBD.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That's very nice to know. Means I can keep tearing you a new hole and you won't disappear from the server any time soon.
Very helpful indeed.
[sp]Do people like him really thing stating your build scares people? Hell, I'm 6'4" and 14 stone (196 pounds for those who prefer). Look! I can state facts about my build too![/sp]
I'm not afraid of anything.
[sp] Unless they know where I live, then I go into fetal position and cry [/sp]
[QUOTE=noitsyou;45069129]This random guy was giving me loadout advice on my spy. He thinks my Ambassador is a pistol.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zqqkPN8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I sure do love that macdinlands commercial wheen the burgerregulaur got the hemroidburgs from micdindin the clown. Oh my fucking god I am dying right now from that word "Macdinlands".
[QUOTE=Zenamez;45105982]Do people like him really thing stating your build scares people? Hell, I'm 6'4" and 14 stone (196 pounds for those who prefer). Look! I can state facts about my build too[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is a stone. You brits and your ancient measuring systems. Get with the times.
[sp]im 1.95m and 80kg fite me irl[/sp]
I'm 1.60m and 48kg, I lose!
[QUOTE=Wumbo;45109451]I'm 1.60m and 48kg, I lose![/QUOTE] You're not Melvin from The Toxic Avenger by any chance, are you
[QUOTE=gary spivey;45109466]You're not Melvin from The Toxic Avenger by any chance, are you[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[sp]Short girl with deep Asian roots[/sp]
Now, this is just cute than funny but still. He was talking to me.
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[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;45117564][IMG]http://puu.sh/9vGCc/3273d79440.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Is this 9gag?
[QUOTE=DrAkcel;45122728]Is this 9gag?[/QUOTE]
I don't know what 9gag is so I am gonna say no.
[QUOTE=DrAkcel;45122728]Is this 9gag?[/QUOTE]
It was taken from [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250200&p=45115924&viewfull=1#post45115924]this post[/url] I assume. Not 9gag.
[QUOTE=Erfly;45122820]It was taken from [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250200&p=45115924&viewfull=1#post45115924]this post[/url] I assume. Not 9gag.[/QUOTE]
Yep, probably should've mentioned it. I seriously don't know what 9gag is though.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;45122915]I seriously don't know what 9gag is though.[/QUOTE]
Probably for the better
[t]http://puu.sh/9wFVy/73f305a410.jpg[/t]
Ew
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Gross.
[QUOTE=Goldgalaxy;45124932][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Mg5G3LM.png[/IMG]
Gross.[/QUOTE]
but she still yells if i curse so i have to censor myself
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This had no context
[QUOTE=Anderan;45124914][t]http://puu.sh/9wFVy/73f305a410.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Well shit we need 5 Snipers who else is going to trick spies into stabbing their Razorback?
This thread made me using "century" instead of "sentry" in the game chat all the time..
[t]http://puu.sh/9xU4R/8752520740.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Anderan;45134041][t]http://puu.sh/9xU4R/8752520740.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Are you sanwich?
late snip
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;45134135]Are you sanwich?[/QUOTE]
[sp]Yes[/sp]
[t]http://puu.sh/9xYma/595c95da7e.png[/t]
