• Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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[QUOTE=VintageCat;45189831][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1mhN2jp.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [I]No.[/I] :suicide:
From a short time on a goldrush server [IMG]http://s9.postimg.org/7g0anxmzj/wip.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/h8uedpQ.jpg[/img] Explosive decompression incoming!
My servers [B]automatically [/B] burn players for 20 seconds when they type rtd, tp etc. I always get one of these players [img]http://s.stylee32.net/2014-06-23_18-34-13.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45192816]My servers [B]automatically [/B] burn players for 20 seconds when they type rtd, tp etc. I always get one of these players [img]http://s.stylee32.net/2014-06-23_18-34-13.png[/img][/QUOTE] You should also have a message pop up to all players that says "Playername tried to roll the dice. He's an idiot."
[QUOTE=Kierany9;45192882]You should also have a message pop up to all players that says "Playername tried to roll the dice. He's an idiot."[/QUOTE] Well I've set it so that if they type noob it replaces their text with 'I'm such a noob' [quote] "JAMLENOM BACON<1588><STEAM_0:0:54199749><Blue>" say "I'm such a noob " "JAMLENOM BACON<1588><STEAM_0:0:54199749><Blue>" say "i am" "JAMLENOM BACON<1588><STEAM_0:0:54199749><Blue>" say "lo jk"[/quote] There can be some funny reactions
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45192816]My servers [B]automatically [/B] burn players for 20 seconds when they type rtd, tp etc. I always get one of these players [/QUOTE] I wish valve servers had that.
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[QUOTE=Zenamez;45191989][img]http://i.imgur.com/h8uedpQ.jpg[/img] Explosive decompression incoming![/QUOTE] That is called a Sneert, it's a sneeze and a fart at the same time. [editline]23rd June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Darkfawful;45193425][IMG]http://38.media.tumblr.com/7d28d18c138d389f4967a5a5060c9ef0/tumblr_n5svytyWc11s3uinro1_400.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] He gonna be reaaaaally lonely.
I like to randomly type !raffle or !unusual or something to see how many people try to join in.
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45192906]Well I've set it so that if they type noob it replaces their text with 'I'm such a noob' There can be some funny reactions[/QUOTE] Oh I like that. I'd replace "mad" with "great" or something and suddenly all of those raging meme guys would be very friendly. [sp]"u great bro"[/sp]
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;45194495]Oh I like that. I'd replace "mad" with "great" or something and suddenly all of those raging meme guys would be very friendly. [sp]"u great bro"[/sp][/QUOTE] "I'm so great my friend died in a car crash due to a drunk driver!"
[QUOTE=TheMooseman;45195726]"I'm so great my friend died in a car crash due to a drunk driver!"[/QUOTE] now just who would say something like that in a game and why? like, "oh man something really bad happened to me better go play some video games and share it with everyone!"
not mine [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dws4fk5.png[/IMG]
Oh god, I love compilations like that ^ Makes me all warm inside. I make screenshots of every person that's mad at me (started a few days ago). So far, got like 4-5 screenshots.
Rehost that thing.
done
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45192906]Well I've set it so that if they type noob it replaces their text with 'I'm such a noob' [/QUOTE] I'm getting sick to death of people saying 'selling x' 'buying x', Anyone got any suggestions to replace their text with? Like for noob it''s 'I'm such a noob'
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45202681]I'm getting sick to death of people saying 'selling x' 'buying x', Anyone got any suggestions to replace their text with? Like for noob it''s 'I'm such a noob'[/QUOTE] "I enjoy pleasing myself with dragon dildoes"
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45202681]I'm getting sick to death of people saying 'selling x' 'buying x', Anyone got any suggestions to replace their text with? Like for noob it''s 'I'm such a noob'[/QUOTE] "C'MON, LETS PLAY MONOPOLY!"
[QUOTE=VintageCat;45202724]"I enjoy pleasing myself with dragon dildoes"[/QUOTE] Good idea, it won't be random. It'll be one sentence for everyone
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45202681]I'm getting sick to death of people saying 'selling x' 'buying x', Anyone got any suggestions to replace their text with? Like for noob it''s 'I'm such a noob'[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;_Uj8p6GNIRY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uj8p6GNIRY[/video] This [B]Edit:[/B] It would be even better if it played that sound from the video too
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5YGBglT.png[/IMG] Not technically fresh meat, turns out their computer restarted while they were typing. :v: I still got a kick out of it.
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[QUOTE=Pyraax;45202898]It would be even better if it played that sound from the video too[/QUOTE] That would be easy to abuse.
I don't have the screencap but a long time ago this one guy said "trading for son on a stick" and some other guy was like "What kind of a father are you?"
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;45197578]not mine [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dws4fk5.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I thought everyone had forgotten about this by now :tinfoil:
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wth
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