Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century"
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literally same round
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How 2 bait.
Step 1: make a sentence pop-up on the screen ("Unusual for free! First one to type !unusualfree gets the unusual)
Step 2: replace !unusualfree message with "I'm a greedy,selfish and gullible idiot"
Step 3: watch the rage.
Be sure to screencap the chat reactions ;)
[QUOTE=Headshot_;45209511]How 2 bait.
Step 1: make a sentence pop-up on the screen ("Unusual for free! First one to type !unusualfree gets the unusual)
Step 2: replace !unusualfree message with "I'm a greedy,selfish and gullible idiot"
Step 3: watch the rage.
Be sure to screencap the chat reactions ;)[/QUOTE]
Please do
[QUOTE=Headshot_;45209511]How 2 bait.
Step 1: make a sentence pop-up on the screen ("Unusual for free! First one to type !unusualfree gets the unusual)
Step 2: replace !unusualfree message with "I'm a greedy,selfish and gullible idiot"
Step 3: watch the rage.
Be sure to screencap the chat reactions ;)[/QUOTE]
Applied to all servers, i'll post them as they come through ;)
[editline]25th June 2014[/editline]
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[QUOTE=Headshot_;45209511]How 2 bait.
Step 1: make a sentence pop-up on the screen ("Unusual for free! First one to type !unusualfree gets the unusual)
Step 2: replace !unusualfree message with "I'm a greedy,selfish and gullible idiot"
Step 3: watch the rage.
Be sure to screencap the chat reactions ;)[/QUOTE]
That's a bit... rude.
Their insults are getting better by the day
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I demand server IP
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45202681]I'm getting sick to death of people saying 'selling x' 'buying x', Anyone got any suggestions to replace their text with?[/QUOTE]
Don't. Instead kick or ban.
Chances are if they come in and say "(selling|buying) x" they're only going to idle in spawn until they complete a transaction anyway.
[editline]25th June 2014[/editline]
i speak from experience
[QUOTE=meetthemeat;45214472]I demand server IP[/QUOTE]
If orange_x3, and no fun allowed is your thing; then my servers are perfect for you!: [url]http://tf.stylee32.net/bans/index.php?p=servers[/url]
[QUOTE=lavacano;45215112]Don't. Instead kick or ban.
Chances are if they come in and say "(selling|buying) x" they're only going to idle in spawn until they complete a transaction anyway.
[editline]25th June 2014[/editline]
i speak from experience[/QUOTE]
I've just set it so that it blocks their message, blocked 'anyone got' and they started saying 'any1 got' lol
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;45217291]If orange_x3, and no fun allowed is your thing; then my servers are perfect for you!: [url]http://tf.stylee32.net/bans/index.php?p=servers[/url]
I've just set it so that it blocks their message, blocked 'anyone got' and they started saying 'any1 got' lol[/QUOTE]
Instead of selling X make it i love sucking on X
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let me guess
CONGACONGACONGKABOOM
[quote]Epic player :): Sir?
Epic player :): How much do you have to work at tf2 wiki?
Liquid Fire: To get a wiki cap?
Epic player :): To get sparkle community wik cap?
Liquid Fire: There's no amount. It depends on how active you are and how good your contributions are.
Epic player :): oh
Epic player :): So it randomly drops?
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He must have alt stuck down on his keyboard.
Newbie sniper gets his revenge after dying repeatedly to someone taunting him in chat.
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Not a quote but
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why would you even open that particular crate series?
[QUOTE=Kapellmeister;45239652]Not a quote but
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why would you even open that particular crate series?[/QUOTE]
It would make sense if he had unboxed #1, #3 or #4 as they got good paint, but #5 literally has nothing good in it.
Maybe he thought he'd get Strange Gunboats???
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And he was using Degreastinguisher(not very effectively though).
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And he was using Degreastinguisher(not very effectively though).[/QUOTE]
Before I met a Degreserver user who accused everyone of being "skilless" when we spawncamped his team. Then he switched to Dr. Ambassicicle.
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;45240205]Before I met a Degreserver user who accused everyone of being "skilless" when we spawncamped his team. Then he switched to Dr. Ambassicicle.[/QUOTE]
Well at least the Dr. Ambassicicle is better than the Cloakanddagenforceternalreward. I still prefer the Tomislawperhalfzatoichilimeangerbazaarbarginomicon.
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Hah, someone bluntly put what happens when you type !freeunusual on my servers
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Hah, someone bluntly put what happens when you type !freeunusual on my servers[/QUOTE]
Make reply random. Put some more responses.
[QUOTE=Knurr;45240744]Make reply random. Put some more responses.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately the plugin only allows one response, i'm more than willing to change the current one to something else with some suggestions
You should have some text that says "Thank you to -username- for donating to our free unusual raffle!"
Automatic nickname change to some noscope360 mlg joke when x sniper scores y headshots/noscopes
[QUOTE=Grandzeit;45239705]It would make sense if he had unboxed #1, #3 or #4 as they got good paint, but #5 literally has nothing good in it.
Maybe he thought he'd get Strange Gunboats???[/QUOTE]
Crates series 1-25 only drops the first batch of unusual effects (burning, scorching, sunbeams etc.), so it's possible he was aiming for that.
[QUOTE=Liquid Fire;45241192]Crates series 1-25 only drops the first batch of unusual effects (burning, scorching, sunbeams etc.), so it's possible he was aiming for that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but even then you got a 99% chance of getting crap paint, a UNIQUE weapon or a cheap hat. He should at least pick one of the good low-series crate.
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