Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition
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When the other team is clearly superior and everyone on my team starts leaving the server instead of digging in their heals and trying to overcome the odds.
Why is everyone so scared of a challenge?
If my team rolls, I like to switch and try and stem the tide against the better players. I played MM the other day and nearly everyone was better than me, but it's fun to play better players and it helps you improve. It's a bit of a vicious cycle because the more players leave, the more you get rolled, and the more players leave as a result.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;50030465]Snipers wearing the Danger Shield that taunt after killing you.[/QUOTE]
Also:
Snipers wearing the Danger Shield.
Snipers that taunt after killing you.
Snipers that taunt.
Snipers killing you.
Snipers.
Yes, this person is clearly just good at the game. Him sniping you literally the moment you walked out from behind any wall proves nothing.
[t]http://puu.sh/nYYu4/c2a188b4f2.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=printme;50030540]Also:
Snipers wearing the Danger Shield.
Snipers that taunt after killing you.
Snipers that taunt.
Snipers killing you.
Snipers.[/QUOTE]
this is where you realize maps like cactus canyon are godtier because of so many flank routes. it makes even gravelpit blush in shame.
[T]http://puu.sh/nZ3v6/a780b6ef18.png[/T]
First game on Comp Beta
Fresh Meats vs The Dream Team:why:
Do people bind a key on their keyboard so they can say "Nice shot!" every time they kill you, or do they just instinctively press C+7?
I have "Nice shot!" bound to mouse3 to compliment people on their airshots.
[QUOTE=Doctor Hunt;50031798]Do people bind a key on their keyboard so they can say "Nice shot!" every time they kill you, or do they just instinctively press C+7?[/QUOTE]
I have Thanks! and Spy! bound to mouse 4 & 5 because my keyboard language likes to switch randomly between Hungarian and English, and Y and Z are swapped between the two. Also I can't remember which command is where.
Though I only use Thanks! for medics healing me, when someone takes a medkit from me when I'm on fire and rarely after killing some [i]asshole[/i] to get back at them for doing it to me before.
[QUOTE=JonardLolz;50031297][T]http://puu.sh/nZ3v6/a780b6ef18.png[/T]
First game on Comp Beta
Fresh Meats vs The Dream Team:why:[/QUOTE]
Every single time I make [I]any[/I] significant progress towards leaving the Fresh Meat zone, a Dream Team like that always appears and shoves me right back into the first 1/4 of the rank bar after 1 loss.
:suicide:
Remember when TF2 released a bi-monthly comic series?
Yeah, me neither.
[QUOTE=Doctor Hunt;50031798]Do people bind a key on their keyboard so they can say "Nice shot!" every time they kill you, or do they just instinctively press C+7?[/QUOTE]
of course it's a bind
98% of thanks and nice shot are used sarcastically
[QUOTE=Ph3onix;50031945]Every single time I make [I]any[/I] significant progress towards leaving the Fresh Meat zone, a Dream Team like that always appears and shoves me right back into the first 1/4 of the rank bar after 1 loss.
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
I know how you feel.
I was one match away from becoming the rank after fresh meat, but then, the premades attacked, we lost instantly. 0-2. And the next game, we random people fought the same premade team. 0-2.
Fate decided that I will not be more than fresh meat.
And no matter how well you do, the exp bar decreases and increases the same amount.
[QUOTE=Ona;50031947]Remember when TF2 released a bi-monthly comic series?
Yeah, me neither.[/QUOTE]
What comic?
[QUOTE=Doctor Hunt;50031798]Do people bind a key on their keyboard so they can say "Nice shot!" every time they kill you, or do they just instinctively press C+7?[/QUOTE]
I do.
I have large hands.
I just have the muscle memory to say the common voice commands fairly easily, no need for binds...though I don't spam them after every kill
unless I'm playing scout 'cus that's kind of a requirement
I have the muscle memory to spam Cheers when I am doing good, and spam Jeers when I am doing bad.
Kinda fits, considering my mercs would be pretty mad if they died to a crit-a-cola+force a nature scout too.
Speaking of Force A Nature, [B][I]fuck that thing.[/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Ona;50031947]Remember when TF2 released a bi-monthly comic series?
Yeah, me neither.[/QUOTE]
I decided to check.
Yeah, last comic from the series was released in August 31.
About eight months, and I recall this isn't the first time.
Christ.
i usually say "Thanks!" when a medic starts to heal me or a soldier gives a buff
I am just now realizing that if you use an all-class item with styles, you can't have one class use one style while another uses another.
I never realized this before.
[QUOTE=Ona;50031947]Remember when TF2 released a bi-monthly comic series?
Yeah, me neither.[/QUOTE]
I remember bitching about how 6 months was [I]such a long wait[/I].
I remember being optimistic that comics were going to be released faster because of a new colorist.
I'm positive it's been such a long gap since the comics started that their readership has gone down the shitter. It's similar how a show loses viewership after a long hiatus.
[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50035248]
Speaking of Force A Nature, [B][I]fuck that thing.[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
I know that feel, It's so annoying when you're playing Heavy.
I find it pretty harsh that they made the Proof of Purchase a Brodie helmet. Why not make it a cap or badge? the one chance for an all - class Brodie and only pre - Uber update players can own it.
[QUOTE=blueNES;50040093]I find it pretty harsh that they made the Proof of Purchase a Brodie helmet. Why not make it a cap or badge? the one chance for an all - class Brodie and only pre - Uber update players can own it.[/QUOTE]
To be honest, I kinda like how Proof of Purchase is at the moment. I also find people being able to get it after the Über update just cause Steam still has TF2 in The Valve Pack or whatever it was kinda dumb, but I still like how the hat looks.
It goes well if you find the right gear, which is neat.
Content:
I do not know why, but I really [B][I]REALLY[/I][/B] hate the Force A Nature.
Heavy has around %50 knock-back resistance from the start, as far as I know. Then, how in the fuck does The Force A Nature [B][I]SENDS ME FLYING EVEN WHEN I AM REVVED UP!?[/I][/B] It should not do that! Plus with the fact that it can instantly kill 8 of the classes (Excluding Heavy) without over-heal is so fucking [B][I]stupid.[/I][/B] If it gets a crit, then even an [B][I]OVER-HEALED HEAVY[/I][/B] can die to it. Less damage means nothing cause it shoots more bullets, anyway! It just encourages stupid plays cause you can get away with jumping onto your demise by just blasting two shots and no matter what class you are fighting, he will either die or be blasted too far away for him to shoot you anyway!
Just change the damn thing in some way so it's less annoying, please!
This:
[t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/79/Soldier_Executioner.png?t=20121106211959[/t]
I get the whole "Soldier has to have his eyes covered" thing but this just looks fucking stupid (no offence to the creator) especially that there are lots of hats that don't obscure Soldier's vision. It bugs me even more because it reminds me about Defiant Spartan which existed way before this hat and it doesn't make Soldier look retarded.
[editline]A request[/editline]
Sparkwire, if you're reading this, please consider making a style for this item where Soldier can actually see.
Here's one for the books:
Last point of badwater, cart is inches away from detonation, our entire team is defending like mad.
We have three people literally standing on top of the cart.
Spy uncloaks next to the cart, while it's blocked, and our three people are still on the cart, and it goes in anyway.
Someone on the other team then replies to our endless stream of "WTF?' with:
"The cart still scoots forward a little even when blocked"
What the hell is this shit, and why does that work.
I just got back into playing tf2, and I was thinking I should try and get my hands on some of the new taunts, weapons and everything, so I got the mobile authenticator running, did some trades after the trade hold was removed from my account, and overall I was pretty happy. But now, Steam acts like I haven't been using the authenticator, and my trades take 15 days to complete now. I didn't delete the Steam app, I use it to login every day, and I have no idea why the escrow reset itself, but it's goddamn frustrating. It shouldn't even be necessary to use this, seriously this level of account protection and paranoia is for people who either share their computer with imbeciles or for some that just can't resist clicking on suspicious links.
[QUOTE=Mayor Luigi;50042322]Here's one for the books:
Last point of badwater, cart is inches away from detonation, our entire team is defending like mad.
We have three people literally standing on top of the cart.
Spy uncloaks next to the cart, while it's blocked, and our three people are still on the cart, and it goes in anyway.
Someone on the other team then replies to our endless stream of "WTF?' with:
"The cart still scoots forward a little even when blocked"
What the hell is this shit, and why does that work.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Mayor Luigi;50042322]Here's one for the books:
Last point of badwater, cart is inches away from detonation, our entire team is defending like mad.
We have three people literally standing on top of the cart.
Spy uncloaks next to the cart, while it's blocked, and our three people are still on the cart, and it goes in anyway.
Someone on the other team then replies to our endless stream of "WTF?' with:
"The cart still scoots forward a little even when blocked"
What the hell is this shit, and why does that work.[/QUOTE]
Yup, you literally have to keep them from touching the cart at all.
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