Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

[QUOTE=SirJakeJenkin;48783221] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2LvqY0N.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Someone wasted $100.99 on this

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;48785639]Ghhrrraraaaaaargh I hate fighting against the Sandman [I]so much![/I] If they manage to peg you with the ball there's an extreme probability there's nothing you can do to survive.[/QUOTE] Unless you're fighting against me, in which case I'll throw my cleaver, being very careful to keep my aim on point, only to miss anyway and promptly get one-shotted because a sticky bomb exploded on a nearby continent.

I've seen servers get voted up to 3+ hours on the same map. It makes me wonder why Valve hasn't just ditched map rotations, and made 24/7 servers dedicated to a single map.

I really hate this "Random crits are fair and balanced" thing that's going around. This game came out in 2007 but now you're ready to complain about it? Here's the best part, these people are still bottom of the scoreboard blindly rushing the CP like they're actually helping.

[QUOTE=Oizen;48785834]I've seen servers get voted up to 3+ hours on the same map. It makes me wonder why Valve hasn't just ditched map rotations, and made 24/7 servers dedicated to a single map.[/QUOTE] Every single time I've been in a PLR server on Hightower, it's been >5 hours. The highest I've seen was 9.5 hours.

[QUOTE=Agoat;48785838]I really hate this "Random crits are fair and balanced" thing that's going around. This game came out in 2007 but now you're ready to complain about it? Here's the best part, these people are still bottom of the scoreboard blindly rushing the CP like they're actually helping.[/QUOTE] Pretty much everyone agrees random crits are BS, but there's no need to make a bind and spam it every time you die to them. Binds are so fucking annoying in general. It's not about falling for trolls, it's more like "am I seriously fucking playing with this idiot who can't even bother to type his shit"

[QUOTE=ikes;48785275]because children still think lenny face is a "new meme" and not unfunny shit that was [B]literally bannable on 4chan for being absolute cancer[/B] over [I]two years[/I] ago not only is it a dead joke, but it was [I]never even funny to begin with[/I][/QUOTE] Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj were selected as [URL="http://rapfix.mtv.com/2011/12/16/nicki-minaj-lil-wayne-receive-teacher-of-the-year-awards/"]Teachers of the Year[/URL] a few years back. Just goes to show how much children and people are dumb and degenerate nowadays.

[QUOTE=Oizen;48785834]I've seen servers get voted up to 3+ hours on the same map. It makes me wonder why Valve hasn't just ditched map rotations, and made 24/7 servers dedicated to a single map.[/QUOTE] This is very clear with maps that people want to deathmatch on, like Hightower - and you will actually get kicked if you go and cap.

[url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Beastly_Bonnet[/url] Was this item even meant to be paintable.

Just another case of some people being literally too stupid to carry. [t]http://i.imgur.com/R7pKart.jpg[/t] Oh hey our med and soldier are pushing with an uber, lets hang back and jack off in a corner instead of joining them.

[QUOTE=TrustyGun;48785791]Someone wasted $100.99 on this[/QUOTE] That $100.99 is in better hands now

The new "extend server time" vote option makes literally every ctf server a 24/7 2fort server

best part is the vote can be repeated with no "cooldown" 5 minutes remaining less than 30 seconds later: 7 and a half hours remaining

[QUOTE=TrustyGun;48785791]Someone wasted $100.99 on this[/QUOTE] Mommy's gonna be really mad when the credit card bill comes.

[QUOTE=bobxrawks;48786911]The new "extend server time" vote option makes literally every ctf server a 24/7 2fort server[/QUOTE] I really hope Valve implement either a big cooldown on that vote or, better yet, make it impossible to extend a map past 2 or 3 hours max. Also, apparently the 'scramble teams' vote still resets the map timer, so you can first extend the timer to like 5 hours and then every successful team scramble vote after that will reset the timer to 5 hours. Even though I rarely play CTF, SD, PLR or A/D maps, Valve servers for particular gamemodes were at least decent places to play some of the less popular maps that don't show up on most other servers. Now the overplayed, lowest-common-denominator maps like 2Fort, Turbine, Dustbowl, Hightower, Harvest and Gold Rush will dominate Valve servers meant to [I]rotate[/I] maps of a certain type. As if there aren't already a shit-ton of 24/7 community servers running these maps over and over. And considering you don't even need a great majority of votes to pass the extend, a relative majority of like 8 people can impose their map tastes on everyone else for hours. It's stupid and unfair, I understand Hightower or Turbine are more likely to show up often on PLR or CTF servers than the other maps, but half or less of the server with the same shitty taste (subjective, I know) imposing their tastes across many servers on everyone else for hours? No one else gets their turn that way. ''Democracy'' dominated by the relative majority system at its finest.

I was playing the usual valve dustbowl yesterday and needless to say, doing most of the work and scoring most of the points cause it's not that difficult. Then there's this guy on my team saying "ez" every single time my team would win a round. So I call him out on that and say that he didn't really do anything or even be one of the mvps, also that a valve dustbowl isn't the most difficult thing out there to win. Nope, he just continues to do it. Also this wasn't even the first time this happened. It's just this disgusting wave of people who need to insult the other team for no reason other than epic memes.

[QUOTE=Drury;48786064]Pretty much everyone agrees random crits are BS, but there's no need to make a bind and spam it every time you die to them. Binds are so fucking annoying in general. It's not about falling for trolls, it's more like "am I seriously fucking playing with this idiot who can't even bother to type his shit"[/QUOTE] Bad fan fiction binds are acceptable if used sparingly.

[QUOTE=Agoat;48785838]I really hate this "Random crits are fair and balanced" thing that's going around. This game came out in 2007 but now you're ready to complain about it? Here's the best part, these people are still bottom of the scoreboard blindly rushing the CP like they're actually helping.[/QUOTE] bonus points if they say nothing when they're the ones who get a random crit kill

Just played with a hacker who pretended not to use hacks. Like no, I don't buy those 180 instareflects while you're fighting somebody else while you can't even fucking budge when I'm cornerspamming you around a window and you sit there just watching yourself die. I don't buy it just because you turn it off and die to rockets every now and then. I specifically don't buy it just after you reflected two of my rockets while flying sideways at mach5 and flarepunch me twice from said jump, then when I go spectator you can't hit the side of a barn. Check Steam profile. VAC ban on record? Totes legit. I swear to god that's even more infuriating than obvious hacks. It's like those shitty DR spies that thought they were fooling everyone by tanking all the damage back in the day.

step 1: only [b]one[/b] extend vote can be passed per map - once an extend vote passes, it will no longer be available as an option until the map changes step 2: scrambling the teams doesn't reset the timer step 3 (optional): add plr_nightfall style overtime to hightower, where after a 15 minute timer or so, the carts start slowly moving forward by themselves this would help so much

[QUOTE=Agoat;48785838]I really hate this "Random crits are fair and balanced" thing that's going around. This game came out in 2007 but now you're ready to complain about it? Here's the best part, these people are still bottom of the scoreboard blindly rushing the CP like they're actually helping.[/QUOTE] they removed random damage spread in gun mettle, another random damage multiplier thats been in the game since launch, it gave people hope that random crits are the next to be turned off by default

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;48785639]Ghhrrraraaaaaargh I hate fighting against the Sandman [I]so much![/I] If they manage to peg you with the ball there's an extreme probability there's nothing you can do to survive.[/QUOTE] Yeah and it's never when you stun someone they are stunned for nearly as long as you always get stunned. I swear, I get stunned like a minimum of four seconds every time. But unless it's a moon shot for me, It's half a second and the heavy I stunned is right back to killing me.

[QUOTE=Matihood1;48786652][url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Beastly_Bonnet[/url] Was this item even meant to be paintable.[/QUOTE] The only visible paint is "Pink As Hell". Every other paint is practically invisible.

[QUOTE=Matihood1;48786652][url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Beastly_Bonnet[/url] Was this item even meant to be paintable.[/QUOTE] That kind of thing drives me nuts. There are some legitimately great items out there that deserve to be paintable but aren't for some reason, and then there's this crap...

[QUOTE=Matihood1;48786652][url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Beastly_Bonnet[/url] Was this item even meant to be paintable.[/QUOTE] Take a closer look at the texture. [t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Painted_Beastly_Bonnet_UNPAINTED.png?t=20130616081559[/t][t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Painted_Beastly_Bonnet_32CD32.png?t=20130616081141[/t][t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3a/Painted_Beastly_Bonnet_FF69B4.png?t=20130616081017[/t] You can actually tell they [I]did[/I] have paint in mind, since they bothered to mask the eyes, inside of the head, spots, and nose so they wouldn't change color. It's even more noticeable with the other item in the set, since the whole thing uses just one texture but only the pelt changes color: [t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/be/Painted_Cheet_Sheet_UNPAINTED.png?t=20130616211523[/t][t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/Painted_Cheet_Sheet_32CD32.png?t=20130616211452[/t]

[QUOTE=TwoYearLurker;48790970]Take a closer look at the texture. [t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Painted_Beastly_Bonnet_UNPAINTED.png?t=20130616081559[/t][t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Painted_Beastly_Bonnet_32CD32.png?t=20130616081141[/t][t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3a/Painted_Beastly_Bonnet_FF69B4.png?t=20130616081017[/t] You can actually tell they [I]did[/I] have paint in mind, since they bothered to mask the eyes, inside of the head, spots, and nose so they wouldn't change color. It's even more noticeable with the other item in the set, since the whole thing uses just one texture but only the pelt changes color: [t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/be/Painted_Cheet_Sheet_UNPAINTED.png?t=20130616211523[/t][t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/Painted_Cheet_Sheet_32CD32.png?t=20130616211452[/t][/QUOTE] also notice lime and pink are literally the only ones that have any notable effect on it in other words it's basically pointless since they didnt bother to give it a proper paintable texture they just applied paintability to the existing orange pelt texture

[QUOTE=DrCactus;48787583]bonus points if they say nothing when they're the ones who get a random crit kill[/QUOTE] I usually feel bad when I do, sometimes i go on mic and apologize real men dont get crit kills

[QUOTE=bobxrawks;48786911]The new "extend server time" vote option makes literally every ctf server a 24/7 2fort server[/QUOTE]That new change is so fucking dumb. If the server I've played on is decent, I'd like to continue that on the next map in rotation. But can't have that now because I tire a map after maybe an hour.

[QUOTE=ikes;48792395]I usually feel bad when I do, sometimes i go on mic and apologize real men dont get crit kills[/QUOTE] Crit kills are fine. You can't control the randomness. But just play the damn game. You're not in a tournament, you're in a Valve server grinding out that dumb medal you paid for. [editline]30th September 2015[/editline] I meant to say crit kills are fine if you luck into one. I don't agree with random crits being enabled by default.

So I've just done my last Gun Mettle contract and guess what I've got. [t]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/17/Backpack_Concealed_Killer_Weapons_Case.png?t=20150704143524[/t] It's like 12th one I've got during the entire campaign!