Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zfZJtl8.png?1[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w9SGIVd.png?1[/IMG] [B]WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH CRATES!?[/B]

[QUOTE=lateguy;50306025][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zfZJtl8.png?1[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w9SGIVd.png?1[/IMG] [B]WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH CRATES!?[/B][/QUOTE] Not enough money-milking from tier-less cosmetics on Steam Market.

Huh... Bedouin Bandana looks kinda nice. Let's just see... "Elite Grade Cosmetic" Oh for fuck's sake, valve, really?

why dont banners affect either friendly or enemy disguised spies? that's dumb. on the friend side I would gladly blow my cover to run at scout speed or be immune to crits while I pass through with my team. on the enemy side, well your cover gets exactly blown because it doesnt work. what a waste of time whoever designed this.

[QUOTE=Samwiseganja420;50302899]If that is true then that is absolutely fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] I don't think that item creators are that stupid to take bribes. This guy is delusional.

[QUOTE=lateguy;50306025][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zfZJtl8.png?1[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w9SGIVd.png?1[/IMG] [B]WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH CRATES!?[/B][/QUOTE] See, when crates first came out, everyone complained about them. So Valve implemented something even worse to make people want crates again.

Oh, look, I got a drop, I sure do hope that this is the new Cosmetic Case so that I can use my keys on it and try my luck to get my dream Dad Duds! [t]http://s32.postimg.org/k0y0k0f0j/20160512161049_1.jpg[/t] w-why

You wanna talk about "why", let's talk about that font first

[QUOTE=sponge7325;50308051]Oh, look, I got a drop, I sure do hope that this is the new Cosmetic Case so that I can use my keys on it and try my luck to get my dream Dad Duds! [t]http://s32.postimg.org/k0y0k0f0j/20160512161049_1.jpg[/t] w-why[/QUOTE] is that the Mr. Saturn font? [editline]12th May 2016[/editline] More to the point though, It annoys me when people complain about spawn camping. If you see an opportunity, you're SUPPOSED to take it.

This bothers me a lot [url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/The_Skullcap[/url] [url]https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Skullcap[/url]

It took 8 days from August 2-10, 2012 until Valve changed the Huo-Long Heatmaker to Heater.

Opened 5 cases and got my trademark luck of getting 5 different non-strange non-unusual mercenary grade cosmetics of every mercenary grade cosmetic except the one I actually want.

I'm lucky to get [URL="http://puu.sh/oPNJo/51da89669b.png"]over 50 FPS in a crowded Thunder Mountain server[/URL] when all of TF2's graphics settings are cranked down to the minimum [I]and[/I] the resolution is at 640x480. But Unreal Tournament 4 [URL="http://puu.sh/oPNKq/cdc2471f0e.png"]rarely dips below 70 FPS[/URL] at Epic settings and my native resolution of 1920x1080, even on maps with completed art passes. :why:

[QUOTE=Nick Mason;50309558]I'm lucky to get [URL="http://puu.sh/oPNJo/51da89669b.png"]over 50 FPS in a crowded Thunder Mountain server[/URL] when all of TF2's graphics settings are cranked down to the minimum [I]and[/I] the resolution is at 640x480. But Unreal Tournament 4 [URL="http://puu.sh/oPNKq/cdc2471f0e.png"]rarely dips below 70 FPS[/URL] at Epic settings and my native resolution of 1920x1080, even on maps with completed art passes. :why:[/QUOTE] Somewhere around 2013-2014 Valve fucked up big. The game has lower performance overall, even on older maps like Dustbowl and Gravel Pit. Disregarding cosmetics, the game still runs like junk compared to how it used to be in 2012. The Gun Mettle outlines easily suck out 30+ FPS from the game if you have them enabled. If I had to speculate, the TF engine branch is probably a mountain of garbage code right now.

I've never had FPS probelms, but that might be because I have a beefy computer. What I've been noticing is internet lag.

[QUOTE=Nick Mason;50309558]I'm lucky to get [URL="http://puu.sh/oPNJo/51da89669b.png"]over 50 FPS in a crowded Thunder Mountain server[/URL] when all of TF2's graphics settings are cranked down to the minimum [I]and[/I] the resolution is at 640x480. But Unreal Tournament 4 [URL="http://puu.sh/oPNKq/cdc2471f0e.png"]rarely dips below 70 FPS[/URL] at Epic settings and my native resolution of 1920x1080, even on maps with completed art passes. :why:[/QUOTE] I get some random short freezing in the middle of matches, kind of annoying ugh.

For all the people complaining about how TF2 performance has degraded over time for them, and comparing to newer games, consider the nature of graphics cards and driver updates. New drivers don't always mean better graphics across the board. When you update your drivers, the new versions are typically tuned for the most recent crop of game engines. So with newer games which utilize the most recent techniques, they work great. But new drivers can mean [I]de[/I]-tuning in relation to older engines that haven't been overhauled recently. Your graphics card is being told to follow a set of rules that may not actually work as well as older rules did for an older engine. And since computers are just complex arrangements of electrified sand, they're not smart enough to realize that the older rules would make things look better without someone actively telling them that fact. It's like teaching a robot how to hit a thrown baseball. If all your pitcher throws is fastballs, and you teach the robot how to hit them, then hooray! It works! But if the pitcher changes to throwing curveballs, you need to teach it how to hit those instead. And then if the pitcher goes back to throwing fastballs while the robot is [I]still[/I] trying to hit curveballs, it's going to whiff.

also didn't tuning up your texture texture fidelity also boost the framerate?

When you hit a spy two metres away with a rocket directly and it kills you and not him. If you see a spy and hit him with a rocket he should die. They're meant to be stealthy. Also, people building underground/in a wall on Upward and not a single players votekicking them.

[QUOTE=Ace_Rimmer;50312275]When you hit a spy two metres away with a rocket directly and it kills you and not him. If you see a spy and hit him with a rocket he should die. They're meant to be stealthy.[/QUOTE] Or maybe just don't use your rocket launcher at point blank as per the only tutorial in the game.

[QUOTE=Drury;50312304]Or maybe just don't use your rocket launcher at point blank as per the only tutorial in the game.[/QUOTE] Not much choice when im on gunboats. I don't mind it killing me but imo it should kill them too. Spies are meant to be stealthy, not just run in your face when youre engaged.

If you're so low on health you die from your own rocket you shouldn't be shooting rockets point-blank.

[QUOTE=Tinker;50312492]If you're so low on health you die from your own rocket you shouldn't be shooting rockets point-blank.[/QUOTE] What's the alternative? Let him stab/shoot me to death?

[QUOTE=Ace_Rimmer;50312495]What's the alternative? Let him stab/shoot me to death?[/QUOTE] Take out your shovel, line up to hit the fucker in the face and get face-stabbed because dodgy hitboxes and latency fuckin' magic.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;50312523]Take out your shovel, line up to hit the fucker in the face and get face-stabbed because dodgy hitboxes and latency fuckin' magic.[/QUOTE] Aye, I usually try pull out my shovel to smack the fucker, but it's too late.

[QUOTE=Ace_Rimmer;50312528]Aye, I usually try pull out my shovel to smack the fucker, but it's too late.[/QUOTE] Throw your shovel at him to end him rightly.

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;50313506]Throw your shovel at him to end him rightly.[/QUOTE] I usually throw my mouse at him.

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;50313506]Throw your shovel at him to end him rightly.[/QUOTE] Only a sober man would throw it.

anyone notice that if you're in the water and you try to eat a sanvich it glitches up and you lose the sanvich but you get no health restored?

[QUOTE=Ace_Rimmer;50312495]What's the alternative? Let him stab/shoot me to death?[/QUOTE] not use gunboats. that's literally the downside of using them; no close range damage without self-harm or using melee. [editline]13th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Wriok;50315084]anyone notice that if you're in the water and you try to eat a sanvich it glitches up and you lose the sanvich but you get no health restored?[/QUOTE] its because you cant taunt in water. similar things happen if you use bonk or fall off a ledge from momentum while eating.