Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

Kinda relevant to the entire "kicked for no reason" scenario, so here we go: I was playing on some Luxemburg pub today, and I killed someone and they got pissed off. I jokingly called them a "weeb" and said "i bet u fuck bees" (Their profile picture was a bee with purple hair, so yeah.) Appereantly calling someone a "weeb" is criminal, as they just joined my team and tried to kick me. It didn't pass, so they started talking about how "Everyone makes fun of their steam names" and such. I just said "I am not sure how I was supposed to know how people made fun of your steam names, but whatever floats your boat sire." and moved on. THEN one of their friends joined our team and tried to kick me, saying that "I made him cry on the Skype call." I started giggling into my mic while trying to say "Are you guys this stupid that you need to KICK ME just because I made a joke? What will you prove, anyway? That you have a larger e-peen than I do?" Then they kicked me :v:

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50369873]Kinda relevant to the entire "kicked for no reason" scenario, so here we go: I was playing on some Luxemburg pub today, and I killed someone and they got pissed off. I jokingly called them a "weeb" and said "i bet u fuck bees" (Their profile picture was a bee with purple hair, so yeah.) Appereantly calling someone a "weeb" is criminal, as they just joined my team and tried to kick me. It didn't pass, so they started talking about how "Everyone makes fun of their steam names" and such. I just said "I am not sure how I was supposed to know how people made fun of your steam names, but whatever floats your boat sire." and moved on. THEN one of their friends joined our team and tried to kick me, saying that "I made him cry on the Skype call." I started giggling into my mic while trying to say "Are you guys this stupid that you need to KICK ME just because I made a joke? What will you prove, anyway? That you have a larger e-peen than I do?" Then they kicked me :v:[/QUOTE] That's pretty rude of you though.

[QUOTE=lolvcrtape;50370609]That's pretty rude of you though.[/QUOTE] See, here's the thing. I do understand I was being ye olde big meanie, but they could have just told me I was being rude and I would have apogolized right there. They instead tried to kick me, which annoyed me. So I didn't think straight and just went on with it. :v: Besides, that person and their friend seemed to be big assholes through the entire match. Paired with great (terrible) binds and magnificent (god-awful) cosmetic choices! They also appeared to be pub-stomping before I joined, so I did not see anything wrong with what I did for the entirety of the thing. I am sorry if I sounded like a gigantic ass.

got kicked for killing friendlies who were unbalancing teams by taking up slots on a valve server ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am seriously getting sick tired of Tf2's current hitboxes. I could go to a valve pub right now, fight a Spy while STARING AT HIM DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, smack him once and get """BACK"""stabbed. Or I could go play Sniper, headshot somebody only for the blood splatter to show up on their head BUT not deal any damage (not even bodyshot dmg) then get shot in the leg and get """head"""shot. Or you know, I could start walking backwards and lose %75 of my melee range while the enemy scout is smacking me with his bat as if it was the Eyelander. You know, fun games!

Fucking shit, just tried to play attack defense. Immediately facing a spawncamp on dustbowl1 with their medic spamming binds. Let it scramble, scramble wasn't any better. The cuntsman sniper with 410pts went spec. I finally left before dustbowl2. Not even 5 minutes and I'm 100% MAD.

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50371983]I am seriously getting sick tired of Tf2's current hitboxes. I could go to a valve pub right now, fight a Spy while STARING AT HIM DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, smack him once and get """BACK"""stabbed. Or I could go play Sniper, headshot somebody only for the blood splatter to show up on their head BUT not deal any damage (not even bodyshot dmg) then get shot in the leg and get """head"""shot. Or you know, I could start walking backwards and lose %75 of my melee range while the enemy scout is smacking me with his bat as if it was the Eyelander. You know, fun games![/QUOTE] What are your lerp settings/ping?

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;50372474]What are your lerp settings/ping?[/QUOTE] My ping is around 50-70 when I am on a Luxemburg server, around 10-20 when I am on a Turkish server (Less facestabs and no damage headshots there.) And I did not touch my lerp settings since I got the game, so yeah.

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50372498]My ping is around 50-70 when I am on a Luxemburg server, around 10-20 when I am on a Turkish server (Less facestabs and no damage headshots there.) And I did not touch my lerp settings since I got the game, so yeah.[/QUOTE] Yeah if you're going on servers with 10-20 ping you're definitely not getting ideal hit detection on default settings. Try putting this in your autoexec.cfg and see if your hit detection is better. It might take a bit to get used to, because you're used to compensating for the default hit detection, but try it out for a bit. [QUOTE]rate 30000; cl_interp 0.0304; cl_interp_ratio 2; cl_updaterate 66.6; cl_cmdrate 66.6[/QUOTE] Keep in mind that this might be less effective than default settings if you're on higher ping servers.

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50371983]I am seriously getting sick tired of Tf2's current hitboxes. I could go to a valve pub right now, fight a Spy while STARING AT HIM DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, smack him once and get """BACK"""stabbed. Or I could go play Sniper, headshot somebody only for the blood splatter to show up on their head BUT not deal any damage (not even bodyshot dmg) then get shot in the leg and get """head"""shot. Or you know, I could start walking backwards and lose %75 of my melee range while the enemy scout is smacking me with his bat as if it was the Eyelander.[/QUOTE] I feel you're mistaking hitboxes with lag compensation. (Though, don't get me wrong: TF2's hitboxes are also bullshit.)

[QUOTE=ambaxtoxin;50373545]I feel you're mistaking hitboxes with lag compensation. (Though, don't get me wrong: TF2's hitboxes are also bullshit.)[/QUOTE] I'll never understand why TF2's hitboxes are so terrible. [video=youtube;q1Nb-fkxVe0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Nb-fkxVe0[/video]

That Engie crotch hitbox has been missing since this 2009 video render. It's just not there at 0:30 [video=youtube;9TJmiDcsxdA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TJmiDcsxdA[/video] Plus Valve has apparently removed commands that would have allowed people to see hitboxes. The sigsegv series of TF2 videos relies on a custom build of the game to even make the collision hulls for airblast, explosions, or bullet hitboxes etc. show up at all.

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;50370857]got kicked for killing friendlies who were unbalancing teams by taking up slots on a valve server ¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/QUOTE] I always kill friendlies. ALWAYS. Like, just fuck off into a private server if you want to run around doing literally nothing instead of stopping the rest of us getting massacred against twice as many active enemy players.. Their usual outrage is pretty baffling.

On the flipside I hate it when I play on a friendly server and there's some dickhead going around killing people who are just minding their own business. We just want to make Rancho Relaxo tower IN PEACE PLEASE STOP KILLING EVERYONE. I bet those fuckers are the same people who pull the friendly hoovy shit when they're on a regular server and get mad when you kill them. I almost miss spycrabs sometimes, at least they were entertaining to watch.

[QUOTE=Oizen;50373566]I'll never understand why TF2's hitboxes are so terrible. [video=youtube;q1Nb-fkxVe0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Nb-fkxVe0[/video][/QUOTE] What if the Engie has no dick :freakout:?

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50374690]What if the Engie has no dick :freakout:?[/QUOTE] Slow down there Game Theory.

Fan of War scouts in medieval mode. The gamemode is lethal enough without taking significantly more dmg.

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50374690]What if the Engie has no dick :freakout:?[/QUOTE] Radigan's 4th invention was a robotic Australium dong, the only downside is that like the Gunslinger you also have to chop it off first

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50374690]What if the Engie has no dick :freakout:?[/QUOTE] Maybe his dick was lost in the battle :godzing:

I often keep getting these 1 second lag spikes and it's real fun when the Spy that DR'd away gets me because of my crappy internet. EDIT: And now I can't even play the game properly without lagging every few seconds. If only my router wasn't so far away from my PC that the signal occasionally screws up.

[QUOTE=SpeedDeoxys;50376563]And now I can't even play the game properly without lagging every few seconds. If only my router wasn't so far away from my PC that the signal occasionally screws up.[/QUOTE] My router is literally right next to my computer on my desk and I get that all the time too.

i have refined the arts [IMG]http://www.ezimba.com/work/160524C/ezimba04251474468100.png[/IMG]

Love it when my computer just randomly freezes the framerate for 2-3 seconds at crucial moments in this game. Anyone know what causes this?

the game tries to load weapon skins

i hate tf2 players who shits on overwatch like stop

[QUOTE=Riorio;50381964]i hate tf2 players who shits on overwatch like stop[/QUOTE] I love TF2 and want nothing to do with Overwatch though.

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;50382587]I love TF2 and want nothing to do with Overwatch though.[/QUOTE] So?

People are entitled to criticize things. Goodness knows plenty of TF2 players complain about TF2 itself, so...

[QUOTE=G. Verloren;50382737]People are entitled to criticize things. Goodness knows plenty of TF2 players complain about TF2 itself, so...[/QUOTE] True, that is all we do in this thread. Content: Mantreads. They are not really useful, even as a trolldier.

[QUOTE=Riorio;50381964]i hate tf2 players who shits on overwatch like stop[/QUOTE] From my experience the opposite is happening. Every single community server I join has some guy talking about how much TF2 sucks in contrast to Overwatch and how Overwatch is going to kill TF2.