Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50470428]I hate getting random crits. Specifically when the guy I get those said crits spams the chat with "Random crits are fair and balanced." and makes me feel much more guilty.[/QUOTE] There's no point in being upset about those guys. Chances are if he got a crit on you he would either say nothing at all despite his obnoxious bind, or make you feel bad for it anyway.

[QUOTE=DrCactus;50471823]There's no point in being upset about those guys. Chances are if he got a crit on you he would either say nothing at all despite his obnoxious bind, or make you feel bad for it anyway.[/QUOTE] He would probably use the exact same bind and add a lenny face at the end for good measure

[QUOTE=X marks it;50467496]You might wanna check your link there pal. Your image isn't there.[/QUOTE] [T]http://i.imgur.com/qw4mYey.png[/T]

people who kill friendly players for no apparent reason look, the teams are uneven and my team has two more players. doing you a favor, man.

[QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;50472935]people who kill friendly players for no apparent reason look, the teams are uneven and my team has two more players. doing you a favor, man.[/QUOTE] How about uh... Joining the other team? Friendlies are cancer anyways. Good riddance.

I like friendlies. They're a nice refreshment after a long and tense game. I usually join them, do some group taunts and walk on my merry way. No need to kill them.

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;50472947]How about uh... Joining the other team? Friendlies are cancer anyways. Good riddance.[/QUOTE] I would join the other team if there wasn't a prick dominating me I fucking hate that obnoxious icon above their heads and I am determined to get rid of it before changing- I will lure them into my friendly trap and slaughter them with my tomislav [video=youtube;K7HEhr00l-4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7HEhr00l-4[/video]

[QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;50473159]I would join the other team if there wasn't a prick dominating me I fucking hate that obnoxious icon above their heads and I am determined to get rid of it before changing- I will lure them into my friendly trap and slaughter them with my tomislav [/QUOTE] there's your problem stop caring about dominations besides joining the other team will remove it even easier ????

[QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;50472935]people who kill friendly players for no apparent reason look, the teams are uneven and my team has two more players. doing you a favor, man.[/QUOTE] I always kill friendlies. What a waste of a team slot. I don't play the game to stand doing nothing but high fiving. Plus they might turn unfriendly.

Never understood why friendlies have to come to normal servers to force their way of playing when you can do that stuff on trade or "for fun" servers where there isn't an objective to compete over. They're often very hypocritical too when you kill them. Claiming your forcefully denying them how they want to play doing so, yet don't seem to realize by telling us not to kill them that they're trying to force us to play by their rules. They even seem to think it warrents trying to get said person kicked from the server. They also don't seem to realize it's a form of griefing to purposely play like that, putting their team often a man down. Even worse when they start throwing sandvich's at the enemy to heal them.

On the topic of friendlies, I hate when a player on the opposing team spots me, as a Heavy, holding out my melee weapon, and instantly assumes that I'm a friendly. I'm trying to get to the front lines, I don't want to play fucking patty cake goddamn it.

I've just mostly ignored friendlys, as they seem to chat less when nothing happens to them. If I catch someone being a meatshield for one of my enemies, their dead from now on. I have no problem with people killing them, its just given me less grief to completely ignore them.

A single phlog pyro and his buttmedic kept us in spawn. Even after they capped and our spawn moved to one with [I]three different exits on different floors.[/I]

defend your medic [t]http://i.imgur.com/eJ1htjn.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Hell-met;50465830]everyone keeps saying this magic word but we all know its out of the question. if the old tf crew couldnt be arsed to do it years ago during tf2s peak, it certainly wont happen today. plus I find your calls much more appropriate on the heavy rather than the pyro.[/QUOTE] playing a ton of zarya in overwatch has made me realize what heavy needs most he needs some sort of on-demand self protection for when the tanking gets rough and he needs to get the hell out and heal. having to rely on medics for that isnt exactly a good long term strategy, especially when pubbing alone

[QUOTE=ikes;50478333]playing a ton of zarya in overwatch has made me realize what heavy needs most he needs some sort of on-demand self protection for when the tanking gets rough and he needs to get the hell out and heal. having to rely on medics for that isnt exactly a good long term strategy, especially when pubbing alone[/QUOTE] It'd need to be a secondary, because right now Sandvich dominates most loadouts. And a healthy choice between a reserved health regain or a tanky defense would be nice. However on demand resistance isn't hard to fight, but is annoying as the Vaccinator shows. So I believe a secondary that increases defense as health drops, so the lower you are the less damage deals to you, until you eventually die. Of course I can already see a problem with that weapon plus a medic, so there would need to be some thoughts on how that'd work, but this isn't the place for that.

2 things that pissed me off last night: I got on a 24 person killstreak as a Heavy, was pretty happy about it. I jump onto this Soldier, aaand... Some 150 ping Spy backstabs me, goes invisible and goes back to the corner he was on. Second one being: "omg medic why u no heal me" Oh, yeah! I would gladly heal you, pubstomping Soldier! Do you mind getting rid of these dashing Demomen and Soldiers that are bombing me? Or how about you kill those fantastic Scouts and Pyros that destroy me in mili-seconds instead of running after a F2P Spy who just downloaded the game? Thanks!

[QUOTE=X marks it;50478396]It'd need to be a secondary, because right now Sandvich dominates most loadouts. And a healthy choice between a reserved health regain or a tanky defense would be nice. However on demand resistance isn't hard to fight, but is annoying as the Vaccinator shows. So I believe a secondary that increases defense as health drops, so the lower you are the less damage deals to you, until you eventually die. Of course I can already see a problem with that weapon plus a medic, so there would need to be some thoughts on how that'd work, but this isn't the place for that.[/QUOTE] One concept that I had a while back that was inspired by a cactus edible model that was made in the past was that it was basically a consumable that prevents you from dying for 10 seconds after consumption, but the catch was if you didn't get healed the moment those 10 seconds ended and were at 0 hp, you'd instantly drop dead. The downside, of course, was that it doesn't actually heal you. Basically, designed as a last resort/retreat/revenge weapon where you can self-sacrifice to make sure your team escapes or try to get away.

Black box + Conch combo is still annoying as all hell when you're fighting alone as a soldier. How am i supposed to beat something that can just get almost all of the health back so quick?

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50478410]2 things that pissed me off last night: I got on a 24 person killstreak as a Heavy, was pretty happy about it. I jump onto this Soldier, aaand... Some 150 ping Spy backstabs me, goes invisible and goes back to the corner he was on. Second one being: "omg medic why u no heal me" Oh, yeah! I would gladly heal you, pubstomping Soldier! Do you mind getting rid of these dashing Demomen and Soldiers that are bombing me? Or how about you kill those fantastic Scouts and Pyros that destroy me in mili-seconds instead of running after a F2P Spy who just downloaded the game? Thanks![/QUOTE] Had that today. A heavy moaning why I wasn't healing him. Half of it was that I was healing all the other idiots (he moaned about me healing default players, as if they don't deserve healing), but half of it was that he simply refused to turn around so I was always trying to deal with spies, soldier and pyros. Then he accused me of being salty despite him being the one complaining :D

People who do shit like this (this isn't mine BTW, it's from some guy's workshop submission) [img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/610603453593096938/88030E498C1321797B7164399667D9B58543A66B/[/img]

that awkward moment when you reskin something obnoxious to troll others but you fail to realize only you can see it

[QUOTE=blueNES;50478683]People who do shit like this (this isn't mine BTW, it's from some guy's workshop submission) [img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/610603453593096938/88030E498C1321797B7164399667D9B58543A66B/[/img][/QUOTE] Does that mean you also hate my OC, Please End Me McShitDick? [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/255957425753202793/AF21E947D8EEB98491AF68E18EEE8ABE0DFF5FCA/[/t]

[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50478773]Does that mean you also hate my OC, Please End Me McShitDick? [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/255957425753202793/AF21E947D8EEB98491AF68E18EEE8ABE0DFF5FCA/[/t][/QUOTE] Hmmm, no swastikas, no kkk stuff, no edgy memes. Nah, you're clean

[QUOTE=blueNES;50478683]People who do shit like this (this isn't mine BTW, it's from some guy's workshop submission) [img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/610603453593096938/88030E498C1321797B7164399667D9B58543A66B/[/img][/QUOTE] If you got to the steam market and look for strange Disciplinary Actions I can assure you that at least 60% of them have some sort of edgy name/description attached to it (or a "Demomans killed" strange part)

[QUOTE=The Duke;50478465]One concept that I had a while back that was inspired by a cactus edible model that was made in the past was that it was basically a consumable that prevents you from dying for 10 seconds after consumption, but the catch was if you didn't get healed the moment those 10 seconds ended and were at 0 hp, you'd instantly drop dead. The downside, of course, was that it doesn't actually heal you.[/QUOTE] So it's kind of like Buddha Mode as a consumable?

[QUOTE=KK3568;50479446]So it's kind of like Buddha Mode as a consumable?[/QUOTE] I guess you could interpret it as such, a temporary buddha mode that makes you drop dead if the timer runs out at the lowest possible health value.

When an already good soldier or demo gets a dedicated medic buddy up his caboose and is now an un-killable high mobility DPS spewing spam machine. I also hate that the Warhawk rocket launcher is still like 10 fucking bucks on the market for a plain old non gussied up one.

When you are a trader and is trying to find the matching effect you want with your cloud 9 unusual pyro hat... oh wait pyromancer is so fucking overpriced. even for a circling heart.:cry:

Don't you love it when there's 3/4 of one class and when you try to ask them to switch to something else they use the excuse "Why don't you"?. Because our team literally had 3 pyros and i was the only Sniper, so i decide to ask if one of them could switch, only to get replied with "Why don't you?" and another person saying "stfu. it's a free game" :downs:.