Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

My biggest complaint when it comes to the actual gameplay in TF2 are the GODDAMN SNIPERS. It seems like the second you walk in to their line of sight you are dead. They are heartless, emotionless demons that exist for no other purpose than to piss you off. Or maybe I just suck.

That Dumb Sandman/Flying Guillotine Combo.

[QUOTE=MysticLlama;50545536]That Dumb Sandman/Flying Guillotine Combo.[/QUOTE] Why does it crit stunned players??

Because people only use weapons if it have a dumb gimmick.

[QUOTE=Exhale;50545707]Because people only use weapons if it have a dumb gimmick.[/QUOTE] Isn't that literally every weapon but the stocks?

Spies. Good ones, bad ones, Ambassador ones, Dead Ringer ones, facestabbing ones, all of them. The only time I really enjoy TF2 is when there are no Spies on the server. Just fuck off my back and let me focus on the real enemy instead.

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;50534881]And fuck the whole "it can hit you a second time with minicrits and people around you after it already hits you first!" bullshit If I'm trying to protect my medic and the SS hit's me there's nothing I can fucking do to prevent the 500 mile splash of the 2nd hit igniting my medic, it's the same bullshit I hated with the old pomson, no way to take the shot for my medic. AND HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT THING'S KNOCKBACK, I DON'T NEED AIRBLAST FROM ANY RANGE THAT [B][I]ALSO[/I][/B] SETS ME ON FIRE [B]SAME SHIT WITH THE FORCE-A-NATURE AND LOOSE CANNON, FUCK YOUR 100 BULLET KNOCKBACK SPAM AND FUCK YOUR FREE MINICRIT EXPLOSIVE SPAM [/B] [sp] I'M REALLY ANGRY TODAY [/SP] [sp] FUCK [/sp][/QUOTE] In a way, the Scorch Shot is a direct counter to a lone Heavy. Nothing infuriates me more as a Heavy as being spammed with minicrit projectiles from across the map that I can do literally nothing against. I can't shoot them down, I can't avoid them if I'm revved up (and even if I'm not it's not incredibly hard to hit a Heavy). More than anything, Heavy needs a buff that gives him significantly reduced knockback while his minigun is spun up. He's fucking [b]Heavy[/b] for god's sake; I don't care what you say a flare should not be able to send him into orbit.

[QUOTE=Matihood1;50545963]Spies. Good ones, bad ones, Ambassador ones, Dead Ringer ones, facestabbing ones, all of them.[/QUOTE] The one I dislike the most is the Cloak & Dagger corner camp spies. Wait half the bloody match and backstab one guy then die instantly, by god I hate them with a passion.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xqfecJ2.jpg[/IMG] i really dont like shiney guns whenever i am out of ammo i tend to pick stuff from the ground and if happen to pick aussie i instantly get 2 pocket medics up my ass

Yesterday on a valve dustbowl pub a couple of clearly skilled and experienced enemies started to complain about a guy on my team who was most likely using the cl_yawspeed and +direction cvars to spin around. It went as far as them joining my team and wanting to kick him, because "it isn't fair against some classes", and calling it "spinbot". Well sorry if one harmless guy ruined your pub experience.

[QUOTE=Ghostlier;50546410]In a way, the Scorch Shot is a direct counter to a lone Heavy. Nothing infuriates me more as a Heavy as being spammed with minicrit projectiles from across the map that I can do literally nothing against. I can't shoot them down, I can't avoid them if I'm revved up (and even if I'm not it's not incredibly hard to hit a Heavy). More than anything, Heavy needs a buff that gives him significantly reduced knockback while his minigun is spun up. He's fucking [b]Heavy[/b] for god's sake; I don't care what you say a flare should not be able to send him into orbit.[/QUOTE] He does. The only problem is that he doesn't have resistance to [b]baked[/b] knockback like the Scorch Shot, Airblast, the Loose Cannon and the FaN.

it's a sacrilege mantreads can't even do the one thing it should have merit for on all those terrible pushing stuff. even moreso 4 years in and yeah heavy has innate 50% damage knockback resis but I don't think that's well known. doesn't resist forced pushing either

[QUOTE=Matihood1;50545963]Ambassador Spies[/QUOTE] Oh God. Oh [I]fucking God.[/I] I hate those ones with a passion and they deserve a special place in hell. ctf_turbine. A few months ago. We were steamrolling the enemy team, so I decide to go engi and set up a nest in their balcony so my teammates could get there faster. I was [I]just[/I] finishing upgrading my sentry when I get headshotted. By a spy. With the ambassador. From the other fucking side of the map. [I]Our side of the map.[/I] Obviously, as no one was there, I decided to hunt him down. Instead of engaging me with his knife, he proceeds to dominate me with just the gun before I managed to kill him. From that moment ever since my spy uses the L'etranger.

Spy and Sniper were a mistake.

[QUOTE=Matihood1;50545963]Spies. Good ones, bad ones, Ambassador ones, Dead Ringer ones, facestabbing ones, all of them.[/QUOTE] As annoying as the Spy can be, he is my personal choice for the weakest class in the game.

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/268343213638944278/55195E879F5F9924C037C7380E382DDAFF6815D5/[/t] This, and everything like it. I'm not gonna say it's not funny the first time, but when you can't play a map (a map I happen to love to bits) because of a single exploit that everyone, their dad, their mom, their dog and their dog's mom does every single round.. it isn't funny anymore :ohno: [editline]oh[/editline] Yeah, it's inside the map. Not immediately visible I guess

[QUOTE=Jesp;50551790][t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/268343213638944278/55195E879F5F9924C037C7380E382DDAFF6815D5/[/t] This, and everything like it. I'm not gonna say it's not funny the first time, but when you can't play a map (a map I happen to love to bits) because of a single exploit that everyone, their dad, their mom, their dog and their dog's mom does every single round.. it isn't funny anymore :ohno:[/QUOTE] What expl- Oh.

Remembered how much I hate demoknight today. Nothing more fun than being killed by a demoknight swinging his melee 5 metres in front of your face or even 5 yards behind you as he overcooks his charge. They're just a load of bollocks.

[QUOTE=Jesp;50551790][t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/268343213638944278/55195E879F5F9924C037C7380E382DDAFF6815D5/[/t] This, and everything like it. I'm not gonna say it's not funny the first time, but when you can't play a map (a map I happen to love to bits) because of a single exploit that everyone, their dad, their mom, their dog and their dog's mom does every single round.. it isn't funny anymore :ohno:[/QUOTE] Wait, what am I supposed be looking at? Edit: Ok, now I know...

delfydrones please fuck off that is all

[QUOTE=Jesp;50551790][t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/268343213638944278/55195E879F5F9924C037C7380E382DDAFF6815D5/[/t] This, and everything like it. I'm not gonna say it's not funny the first time, but when you can't play a map (a map I happen to love to bits) because of a single exploit that everyone, their dad, their mom, their dog and their dog's mom does every single round.. it isn't funny anymore :ohno:[/QUOTE] This is something I've been wondering every since Team Roomba from way way way back in the day, we're talking about 2007 shit and what not. Why are there walk able surfaces underneath the floor to begin with, and not just have it drop people that glitch through the floor to their deaths instead in maps? Just left over stuff that the creator of the map forget to delete or something?

The cliffside is a displacement, unless you want a Hellish nightmare of unoptimization, gotta have world geometry blocks underneath it. Why there's a hole big enough for buildings or why they can't tidy up there with nobuild is beyond me, though.

i have never hated the tf2 community more than i have now and it's all because of the word neato

[QUOTE=DONK! 2x;50552874]i have never hated the tf2 community more than i have now and it's all because of the word neato[/QUOTE] Neato.

[QUOTE=Intermission;50552903]Neato.[/QUOTE] :hurr:

I've looked at the word for so long that I'm confusing it with natto, a Japanese dish that's an acquired taste, but many people find completely disgusting.

Gotta love trying to kick an exploiter just to have your team go "tryhard", "why do you hate fun" and "you're just jealous because you don't know how to do it".

Scouts that you're about to kill but they insta drink their bonk and become invincible

[QUOTE=Brobattington;50561048]Scouts that you're about to kill but they insta drink their bonk and become invincible[/QUOTE] Or the Scout that survives with barely any health while drinking his bonk. Also, fuck turtling Engineers. No, not like just one Engineer, that would be TOO kind. You know the one, [B][I]those ones with 4 other engineers, one Engi has the short circuit, they also have a Pyro who religiously spy-checks along with a Sniper shooting any enemy to death as soon as they enter his line of sight.[/I][/B] Yeah, fuck those guys.

[QUOTE=DONK! 2x;50552874]i have never hated the tf2 community more than i have now and it's all because of the word neato[/QUOTE] i must be missing something, what's the matter with it?