Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Cti;48684857]People that go full walking-talking salt mine on you the moment you pick up their Unusual Pro Killstreak Rocket Launcher. I just want to pretend I actually have things of value ;_;[/QUOTE] they deserve to be killed if that happens

When I'm playing Vs Saxton Hale and then the last person is a friendly heavy with a lunch box item and Holiday Punch. The Hale goes along with it then kills himself.

Skial servers. Ever since valve enabled sv_pure 1 on literally all of their servers skial is like the only place you can find server with mods enabled. My friends installed a bunch of goofy mods and were trying them out. I didn't, but wanted to play with them, so I joined despite my distaste for skial servers. It's just not fun to play on. Instant respawn, chat spam from the server, obnoxious people, there's a lot to not like. But the thing that broke my tolerance of playing on the server was when I was in the middle of fighting people, I get instantly auto balanced while I was still alive. IT was the most jarring an infuriating thing I've ever seen.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/A3qCf09.png[/t] Every fucking time. I'm dying more from random crits than anything.

Someone joined the server with the name "High Quality Mic Spam". In a shocking turn of events they instantly started mic spamming as soon as they joined a team before instantly getting votekicked.

[QUOTE=Anderan;48685535]Someone joined the server with the name "High Quality Mic Spam". In a shocking turn of events they instantly started mic spamming as soon as they joined a team before instantly getting votekicked.[/QUOTE] Well in his defense that is false advertising.

I am so used to play with the YER that i often forget to disguise when i am playing with other knifes.

[QUOTE=Makzu;48686348]I am so used to play with the YER that i often forget to disguise when i am playing with other knifes.[/QUOTE] I actually keep on forgetting to disguise even though i only wear the stock knife. I just walk by a sentry, see it shooting at me and go "WAIT I AM NOT DISGUISED SHIT". Atleast i can run away most of the time. (It happens because i quickly try and switch to my disguise kit THEN press a button even before the disguise hud appears for a second and yes i do not even notice when no disguising voice happens.)

Does valve legit have something against fixing the bug where the game closes while loading when connecting to a pure server?

That the flamethrower has shit damage, and that it doesn't hit anything if you have a ping higher than 5 unless the target is perfectly still And before you yell at me "IT DOES KILL FAST", a heavy can rev up and kill you faster than you can burn him at point blank Forget about pyro having too many samey secondaries. I'd like a primary that works like a flamethrower, not a leaf blower

As an engie when you've got your shit all set up. And NOTHING happens for a good 5 minutes or so. The MOMENT you pick up a building here comes the entire army to destroy everything.

[QUOTE=Rumia;48687658]That the flamethrower has shit damage, and that it doesn't hit anything if you have a ping higher than 5 unless the target is perfectly still And before you yell at me "IT DOES KILL FAST", a heavy can rev up and kill you faster than you can burn him at point blank Forget about pyro having too many samey secondaries. I'd like a primary that works like a flamethrower, not a leaf blower[/QUOTE] The Flamethrower has 158 DPS. If you circle-strafe, it is remarkably easy to kill a heavy at point blank. Go on to tr_walkway, enable sv_cheats and then tf_debug_flamethrower to see exactly how the flamethrower works. [url]http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Si9Yg3qV[/url]

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48687698]As an engie when you've got your shit all set up. And NOTHING happens for a good 5 minutes or so. The MOMENT you pick up a building here comes the entire army to destroy everything.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of this [url=https://youtu.be/kVrrt-nvDnQ?t=4m]Video[/url]

[img]http://40.media.tumblr.com/d36dbe7e1be640088993e94207033f47/tumblr_nuqetvcsbW1uyjq71o1_1280.png[/img] I am still waiting for Official Valve servers in South America

[QUOTE=RPG;48688733] I am still waiting for Official Valve servers in South America[/QUOTE] The problem with Valve servers in SA or any servers in SA is that there are two different communities with two different languages and if they have to share the server it will be a clusterfuck. The only real solution is to divide the servers into Spanish and Portuguese servers and even then people wouldn't read directions and go to the wrong one

[QUOTE=RPG;48688733][img]http://40.media.tumblr.com/d36dbe7e1be640088993e94207033f47/tumblr_nuqetvcsbW1uyjq71o1_1280.png[/img] I am still waiting for Official Valve servers in South America[/QUOTE] i feel your pain

[img]http://i.imgur.com/rEzxRY8.png[/img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ooOXJc8.png[/IMG] Pick up Weapon System was a mistake. (pro drawing skills)

Pisses me off a lot more than it should when you're in a sniper dual and the fuck goes and gets a danger shield after you kill him.

[QUOTE=Foris_Ban;48689516][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ooOXJc8.png[/IMG] Pick up Weapon System was a mistake. (pro drawing skills)[/QUOTE] what is even happening in this picture

I think it's saying someone killed him with his own weapon

Scorch Shot pyros in mvm. They just mess up everybody's aim while allowing more and more robots and giants and everything nice piling in and shooting at everyone. This especially effects sniper, heavy, and soldier (beggars). What's even worse are those pyros that put all of their upgrades into it so it's even more spammable than airblast.

[QUOTE=Steam Spycrab;48690223]Scorch Shot pyros in mvm. They just mess up everybody's aim while allowing more and more robots and giants and everything nice piling in and shooting at everyone. This especially effects sniper, heavy, and soldier (beggars). What's even worse are those pyros that put all of their upgrades into it so it's even more spammable than airblast.[/QUOTE] I thought I was helping when I did that once. But I learned my lesson, best to just stick to the stock flare if I'm gonna spam it.

[QUOTE=Blackavar;48687878]The Flamethrower has 158 DPS. If you circle-strafe, it is remarkably easy to kill a heavy at point blank. Go on to tr_walkway, enable sv_cheats and then tf_debug_flamethrower to see exactly how the flamethrower works. [url]http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Si9Yg3qV[/url][/QUOTE] The fact that the flamethrower visuals don't match the flamethrower particles is itself an atrocity.

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;48690404]The fact that the flamethrower visuals don't match the flamethrower particles is itself an atrocity.[/QUOTE] They don't match completely, but they are actually pretty close. But yeah, it'd be awesome if they matched up perfectly.

It is quite off especially with the visible particle range vs. the hitbox range. It doesn't look to have changed much since 2012. [video=youtube;KmrtbUO0deI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmrtbUO0deI[/video]

When my internet bugs out when I'm about to dominate an unusual-wearing pro scout with his own Aussie scattergun

[img]http://i.imgur.com/e0Oyjmj.png[/img] Was doing a Spy contract earlier. Disguising has its moments.

[QUOTE=Rumia;48687658]That the flamethrower has shit damage, and that it doesn't hit anything if you have a ping higher than 5 unless the target is perfectly still And before you yell at me "IT DOES KILL FAST", a heavy can rev up and kill you faster than you can burn him at point blank Forget about pyro having too many samey secondaries. I'd like a primary that works like a flamethrower, not a leaf blower[/QUOTE] Don't think that flame particles actually hurt. It's the invisible one that does, type sv_cheats 1 and then tf_debug_flamethrower 1 to see them. Play around with the flamethrower by spreading at different angles while walking forward or back. Also, walking forward reduces the range, while moving backwards extends it. Edit: Damn. Got gangbanged by ninjas.

[img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-09-16_14-43-38.png[/img] I mean, really. Reporting someone for stealing your australium....