Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

[QUOTE=Rumia;48687658]That the flamethrower has shit damage, and that it doesn't hit anything if you have a ping higher than 5 unless the target is perfectly still And before you yell at me "IT DOES KILL FAST", a heavy can rev up and kill you faster than you can burn him at point blank Forget about pyro having too many samey secondaries. I'd like a primary that works like a flamethrower, not a leaf blower[/QUOTE] I have 2 words for you that will solve any of your problems with flamethrower: Get good

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48694166]I have 2 words for you that will solve any of your problems with flamethrower: Get good[/QUOTE] imagine that, a pyro main defending their class like a rabid neckbeard

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;48694166]I have 2 words for you that will solve any of your problems with flamethrower: Get good[/QUOTE] how can you get good with a weapon that has random deviation built in, whose hitboxes don't match its model, and that plateaus at a similar dps to the syringe gun it's not good. it's not good at all. it's bad. i'd love for it to be good, but right now it isn't and that's why everyone relies on the degreaser, since it's the only flamethrower you don't have to kill people with

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;48694113][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-09-16_14-43-38.png[/img] I mean, really. Reporting someone for stealing your australium....[/QUOTE] What an unsurprising avatar

[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;48694113][img]http://s.stylee32.net/2015-09-16_14-43-38.png[/img] I mean, really. Reporting someone for stealing your australium....[/QUOTE] but muh virtual cheese weapons :c

When your only Medic is a F2P who doesn't heal anybody and decides to spam his Syringe gun

When your only Medic refuses to overheal you during the preparation time and stands still looking at you while only healing this one Soldier standing next to you.

Medic Contracts, How to quickly learn to hate this game in less than ten minutes.

[I]Kick me plz[/I] Every single MvM player that doesn't want to leave and being afraid of the low priority system.

Pro snipers

alternatively "hey faggot come help me with this medic contract" *steam friend has joined the game* one round in and it's finished

Yes good i got a fucking sniper contract the class which requires a skill i dont have: aiming. is there a reason we cant have a system where we can trade a contract for another one. there is no way this contract will ever be completed

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;48695458]Yes good i got a fucking sniper contract the class which requires a skill i dont have: aiming. is there a reason we cant have a system where we can trade a contract for another one. there is no way this contract will ever be completed[/QUOTE] try huntsman

[QUOTE=Sweater;48695076][I]Kick me plz[/I] Every single MvM player that doesn't want to leave and being afraid of the low priority system.[/QUOTE] I was doing a party with some pals a while back, and we had one of those guys. we refused to kick him, and we just schadenfreude'd him constantly in spawn until he got tired and left

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;48695458]Yes good i got a fucking sniper contract the class which requires a skill i dont have: aiming. is there a reason we cant have a system where we can trade a contract for another one. there is no way this contract will ever be completed[/QUOTE] You don't have to only play on the Gun Mettle maps. I eventually got it and the bonus playing Huntsman on Valve CTF maps.

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;48695458]Yes good i got a fucking sniper contract the class which requires a skill i dont have: aiming. is there a reason we cant have a system where we can trade a contract for another one. there is no way this contract will ever be completed[/QUOTE] Contracts are supposed to test your skill. One of the few time where "get good" actually applies.

[QUOTE=Upgrade;48695536]You don't have to only play on the Gun Mettle maps. I eventually got it and the bonus playing Huntsman on Valve CTF maps.[/QUOTE] I know you don't. [QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48695585]Contracts are supposed to test your skill. One of the few time where "get good" actually applies.[/QUOTE] My skill at sniper is none though, and no, practice does not make perfect.

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;48695636]My skill at sniper is none though, and no, practice does not make perfect.[/QUOTE] Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect. You need to analyze what you're doing incorrectly and address that specifically. Figure out if your issue has something to do with your positioning and gamesense. Maybe it has something to do with [i]how[/i] you aim and not your aim itself -- pinpoint whether you're trying to track or lead your targets, or maybe you're trying to snap to the target instead of letting the target line itself up with your crosshair. If all bets are off, go Huntsman and aim for the shoulder area. But you still need to lead your targets.

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;48694223]imagine that, a pyro main defending their class like a rabid neckbeard[/QUOTE] Ehh, my mains are Scout and Sniper. Pyro never was because I don't enjoy playing that class all that much.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48695585]Contracts are supposed to test your skill. One of the few time where "get good" actually applies.[/QUOTE] Medic contracts are bullshit tho, you depend on your team to get good

[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;48695466]try huntsman[/QUOTE] Worked for me untill I got to the advanced part: Scoring headshots... I didn't enjoy that part AT ALL.

lenny spam.

Yeah well umm, question: Why does Soldier have Gunboats, which lets him take less damage from rocket jumps. But Demo does not have one of those EVEN THOUGH HE NEEDS THEM MORE BECAUSE HE TAKES SO MUCH DAMN DAMAGE FROM STICKY JUMPS!?

Because in Soldier vs Demo. Soldier won.

[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;48697689]Because in Soldier vs Demo. Soldier won.[/QUOTE] I forgot that's where gunboats came from. So many soldier mains use gunboats I wonder how popular the shotgun would be if demo got those instead...

[QUOTE=Whyt546;48698078]I forgot that's where gunboats came from. So many soldier mains use gunboats I wonder how popular the shotgun would be if demo got those instead...[/QUOTE] Or banners

[QUOTE=Bynine;48694286]how can you get good with a weapon that has random deviation built in, whose hitboxes don't match its model, and that [B]plateaus at a similar dps to the syringe gun[/B] [/QUOTE] Where does people get this stupid idea from? I have heard it so many times now that I am starting to think that someone is spreading this shit and trying to pass it off as facts.

Comparing tiny, slow needles with fall-off to large cubes of fast flames has always been nonsensical to me you're never going to unload a syringue gun at pointblank unless its an AFK sniper

The level of just pure shit in this game will never cease to amaze me. Harassment from a bad Pyro for doing an airblast reflection once Kicked because I told someone that nobody wants to listen to his music (He was playing Johnny Cash down the microphone so you can guess how it sounded) Pure bodyshot sniper posses Engineers that don't ever build sentry guns or dispensers Pocket medics

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