Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition - Games

[QUOTE=ElusiveBadger;48983587]So I opened up TF2 because I haven't played it in a while and I see that the Invasion update has been almost completely put behind a paywall, because [I]you have to pay to get the fucking crate drops[/I] This kind of money-whoring, wallet-bleeding, anti-consumer bullshit is just getting absurd[/QUOTE] Hold up. Im sorry but is paying 2 dollars such a big deal for just one update like if you payed 2 dollars like 2-1 weeks ago and got a crate and sold it you would get your money back like that. Actually you would 8-5 dollars more than you spent. I don't get why people overreact for a update but you could get your money back from crates when they were 10-7 dollars in the market.

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48978180]And the demo knight sub class shouldn't have existed in the first place, your point? Oh yes, lets give a class that negates 2 out of the 3 damage types in the game for the most part, insta-kills most classes with just the smallest of half inch charges, or as i like to call them, screaming retard steps, and on top of it all, lets give them a weapon that instantly heals all damage to them because they just happened to have it out and swung it. Why the fuck they didn't balance during gun mettle, my only guess is that someone on the dev team jerks off to demorai fanfiction and fought adamantly against balancing it. Either that or the dev team at valve haven't actually fucking played TF2 in years (this ones the most likely one) and not seen the proliferation of demo knights. Yeah, give heavy a damage reduction of 20% on miniguns that either do little damage, or make you a fucking sniper/spy buffet. And so what if you get a damage reduction, the 2nd pipe out of their fucking grenade launchers always fucking crits, so you're still fucked no matter what. I watched one brain dead retard fire at a window fresh out of spawn, didn't earn any of that damage shit you're supposed to do get more crits than normal, and out of the 8 pipes he fired at that window, 5 of them were crit. I can quite literally stand at a dispenser and fire for 10 minutes straight as a heavy, and not get a fucking crit. Or any weapon, for that matter. I might get a crit one a weapon....4-5 times a day. Ask people who play with me a lot, like Anderan. He'll pocket me sometimes when shit actually needs to get done, and he can attest that I rarely fire as many crits as these brain dead retards who've just walked out of spawn, fired a weapon once, and get instant crits. The entire random crit system is broken as fuck and needs to be removed in my opinion. It doesn't make the game fun, it kills it.[/QUOTE] sounds like someone needs to get good

[QUOTE=Constructor;48986403]sounds like someone needs to get good[/QUOTE] And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Go chill out" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48986513]And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people.[/QUOTE] I like how you went on this whole rant using gay sex as a pejorative to insult this guy who cracked an old joke, but then you add a little "I'm not a homophobe" and SOMEHOW you think that makes anything of what you said mature or acceptable.

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48986513]And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people.[/QUOTE] Telling someone they need to die because of a silly little game is going too far in my opinion. This isn't the first time either, since you told someone to [I]slit their throats[/I] for apparently not being good at a game. I may have posted shit around the TF2 section of Facepunch as well, but at least I apologize and admit to where I fucked up. You haven't If you want to get angry at certain aspects of an FPS game is fine, but at least present it without acting like a lost 4chan user.

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48986513]And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people.[/QUOTE] Sweet diddly Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle, you seriously need to calm down. Constructor was just making a joke, not trying to eat your first born child.

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48986513]And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people.[/QUOTE] Close Facepunch, walk outside, get some fresh air. Please.

[QUOTE=Enterim;48984157]Have you played the invasion maps? They're very fun (except ctf_2fort_invasion, unless you like 2fort, but it's at least very pretty). They're also free and constitute the main part of the update. There's nothing in the crates but cosmetics and weapon skins—shit you can trade for if you want it. There's no real content you're being denied for not paying.[/QUOTE] EA does this shit and people go up in arms, Valve does it and people defend it like rabid neckbeards

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[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;48986890]Close Facepunch, walk outside, get some fresh air. Please.[/QUOTE] What's this "out side" place?

scorch shot being pretty much a rocket flare and the sad part is it took a large buff for people to realize its worth, since it acted the same way pre-buff

Wait a fucking minute, the new update added new/reskinned weapons And I can't see any way to get them besides crates, maybe community market but I bet the prices have been artificially inflated because you have to wait a fucking week to sell shit This is why I can't have fun playing video games anymore

[QUOTE=ElusiveBadger;48987532]Wait a fucking minute, the new update added new/reskinned weapons And I can't see any way to get them besides crates, maybe community market but I bet the prices have been artificially inflated because you have to wait a fucking week to sell shit This is why I can't have fun playing video games anymore[/QUOTE] Well, was there ever a way to get reskinned weapons other than buying them? Not counting the Original or the Pyroland weapons, but those actually change things, so they kind of had to make them drops. I'm with everyone else in saying that Invasion could have been better, but I think we should really cut it just a bit of slack.

[QUOTE=ElusiveBadger;48987532]Wait a fucking minute, the new update added new/reskinned weapons And I can't see any way to get them besides crates, maybe community market but I bet the prices have been artificially inflated because you have to wait a fucking week to sell shit This is why I can't have fun playing video games anymore[/QUOTE] they're reskins, who cares

[QUOTE=sponge7325;48987555]Well, was there ever a way to get reskinned weapons other than buying them? Not counting the Original or the Pyroland weapons, but those actually change things, so they kind of had to make them drops.[/QUOTE] Crafting using tokens and, in some cases (like the Fortified Compound iirc), random drops.

[QUOTE=jezsaysmeh;48987359] [B]I had to[/B].[/QUOTE] no, you didn't.

i would rather have another bumper kart disaster then have halloween locked behind a paywall but i know it's gonna happen anyway

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48986513]And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people.[/QUOTE] Is it bad that I lost my shit like really man buttplug the size of a traffic cone I just can't

Me: Guys, can you please kill the spy that's attacking my teleporter? (I manage to save it in time once, but the next time I'm not so lucky) Me: Please, next time you see a spy kill him, I can't be every class at once. (Moments later, I'm being votekicked) Me: Wait, w-why are you kicking me?! Guy Who's Kicking Me: no tele But really though, it's so hard to play Engineer sometimes, not because there ARE spies, but because teammates will decide it's not their problem and do anything to help anyone but themselves. I gladly give stuff to people who actually help me out and most of the time when I'm playing I'm probably assisting somebody else, but I never see it vice-versa. Nobody will back me up, nobody will upgrade my teleporter, nobody will [B]kill that damn spy[B][/B][/B], I mean, it's been said before but it's called Team Fortress 2 for a reason.

My fav go-to 24/7 2fort LA server (skial) just went sv_pure 1. Why.

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48990455]My fav go-to 24/7 2fort LA server (skial) just went sv_pure 1. Why.[/QUOTE] I could always use more reasons not to play on skial.

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48990455]My fav go-to 24/7 2fort LA server (skial) just went sv_pure 1. Why.[/QUOTE] Most skial servers have always been sv_pure 1. I don't see how that affects you unless you use mods, in which case that change is a good thing.

[QUOTE=_Pai;48990511]Most skial servers have always been sv_pure 1. I don't see how that affects you unless you use mods, in which case that change is a good thing.[/QUOTE] All I use is the TIP mods and a few sundry model/animation/texture fixes, why would the change from 0 to 1 be in any way a good thing?

[QUOTE=Johnny Joe;48990843]All I use is the TIP mods and a few sundry model/animation/texture fixes, why would the change from 0 to 1 be in any way a good thing?[/QUOTE] I read about it. Apparently there's "exploit skins" that get past VAC and let you see through walls. So they put it on pure 1. Doesn't save it from being a toxic af community though.

[QUOTE=SwiftYoshi;48991095]I read about it. Apparently there's "exploit skins" that get past VAC and let you see through walls. So they put it on pure 1. Doesn't save it from being a toxic af community though.[/QUOTE] Didn't they find away to circumvent sv_pure to use those gamebana exploit skins, making the whole concept of pure 1 pointless and only punishing people with benign mods?

[QUOTE=Dat Lobo;48986513]And if I wanted the opinion of someone who's main advertisement of who they are is "I'll go gay for money!" I'd have fucking asked for it. It's amusing that you mentally constipated shitlords get on my ass....in a thread about letting out what annoys you in TF2. I did so, and all I've gotten is shit upon. I'd say go fuck yourself, Constructor, but I'm guessing you probably are already sitting on a buttplug the size of a traffic cone. And I am not homophobic, but going gay for money is a bit offensive to actual gay people. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Go chill out" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] This is the same guy who was in that MVM rage video, if everyone doesn't know already.

[QUOTE=elevate;48991827]This is the same guy who was in that MVM rage video, if everyone doesn't know already.[/QUOTE] wow what a loser

Why did they remove the Bottle being able to break? I honestly can't think of a reason

Didn't they update it to c model or something?

I really REALLY love how fucked virginia servers are, and valve wont fix them.