Stuff that Annoys you in TF2: MS Paint Crocket Edition

[Nevicate]

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[Fuyukai]

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[Pvt. Tibbles]

People that shout at you to change your loadout like it's fucking MvM (Not in MvM, acting like a pub on hightower or borneo is a fucking mann up mode Mannhattan mission). Fuck you, Soldier Main #14623. The problem isn't with the vaccinator, it's with your constant over extension and then blaming me for your idiocy of jumping towards three heavies and two pyros when I have five percent fucking charge.

'just change mediguns the vacc sucks'

Yeah it sucks IF YOU ACT LIKE IT'S FULL DAMAGE IMMUNITY BY JUST BEING HEALED BY IT. I swear, I don't get people that think that you can just overextend as much as you want just because of a measly 10% damage resistance. Stop jumping across the map and expecting me to be right behind you, this clearly isn't the quick-fix either.

Another thing is people that don't look at their medic's charge amount when you DO have stock. Like are you kidding? I even start to get out of there around 30-20% left charge and start saying like 'Incoming' or other such shit. I sometimes even outright say in voicechat 'Uber's almost done'

Only about 30% of the time the patient gets the idea that the uber's almost out, the other 70 is 'hoopadoopadoo I'm invincible forever aren't I? Nothing can hurt me, especially when I shoot all my rockets at one scout, miss, and kill him with the last shot in my cancerve shooter.'

Or they'll get mad at me when they clearly fail at taking out a sentry nest by trying to rocket jump at it and get pushed against a wall and I leave them because I'm not supposed to just follow you to my death as medic.

Soldier mains in general are high maintenance little princesses that think they're the leader of the entire team because they have a professional killstreak hale's own golden black box with gib kills, crit kills, and dominations on it and a collector's professional killstreak concheror. Fuck soldier mains.

[MarchtheBurg]

This is pretty much me complaining, but lately I've been annoyed by the Direct Hit.

Not as a whole, but just when I play Scout. I'm pretty bad at Scout so I die instantly to a Direct Hit shot all the time.

[Fuyukai]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49091325]-salt-[/QUOTE]

Hi, I'm a soldier main.

I very rarely, if ever, play MvM, but when I do, I want the medic to stop the incoming damage with their shield, which charges up VERY QUICKLY if I take damage, or if you stop to overheal the other players, and negates 100% of ALL DAMAGE coming my way. Then you can use a medigun that provides a proper ubercharge that will be useful to the team, like crits, instead of just being a shittier shield.

Also, people with a pro killstreak black box aren't looking to have fun, or play a team game, in any way. I wouldn't touch the black box - I don't see a reason to use it over stock. That extra 60 health is negated by my 90 damage extra rocket.

<humblebrag>That's why I have 47k kills on my rocket launcher.</humblebrag>

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=TheEyes;49091894]Hi, I'm a soldier main.

I very rarely, if ever, play MvM, but when I do, I want the medic to stop the incoming damage with their shield, which charges up VERY QUICKLY if I take damage, or if you stop to overheal the other players, and negates 100% of ALL DAMAGE coming my way. Then you can use a medigun that provides a proper ubercharge that will be useful to the team, like crits, instead of just being a shittier shield.

Also, people with a pro killstreak black box aren't looking to have fun, or play a team game, in any way. I wouldn't touch the black box - I don't see a reason to use it over stock. That extra 60 health is negated by my 90 damage extra rocket.

<humblebrag>That's why I have 47k kills on my rocket launcher.</humblebrag>[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's not what I was saying.

I was saying that I hate people that act like pubs on maps that aren't MvM are MvM and try to force me to change to what I don't want to use. And that for some reason, they're always a soldier.

HEY YOU! MEDIC ON UPWARD PUB!
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I [B]DEMAND[/B] THAT YOU USE STOCK.

Or else I'll whinge and complain every time I die because I leap to my death and blame the only medic on the team for not magically having the quick fix and the stock equipped at the same time so they can pocket me the entire match and I can get my soldier boner on with a godlike killstreak.

Every soldier main I've met ingame has two loadouts, too, fully kitted out beggars, conch, and DA, and fully kitted out black box, buff banner, and market gardner, in whatever order. I don't think I've ever seen a hale's own liberty launcher.

[MrWrench]

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This is one of the most annoying thing when you playing pyro against spies, especially with gibus.

[sheetcrab]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49092159]Yeah that's not what I was saying.

I was saying that I hate people that act like pubs on maps that aren't MvM are MvM and try to force me to change to what I don't want to use. And that for some reason, they're always a soldier.

HEY YOU, MEDIC ON UPWARD PUB, I [B]DEMAND[/B] THAT YOU USE STOCK.

Or else I'll whinge and complain every time I die because I leap to my death and blame the only medic on the team for not magically having the quick fix and the stock equipped at the same time so they can pocket me the entire match and I can get my soldier boner on with a godlike killstreak.

Every soldier main I've met ingame has two loadouts, too, fully kitted out beggars, conch, and DA, and fully kitted out black box, buff banner, and market gardner, in whatever order. I don't think I've ever seen a hale's own liberty launcher.[/QUOTE]

Soldier "mains" actually use the beggar's? I always see them with stock and black box

[Trekintosh]

[QUOTE=Steam Spycrab;49093276]Soldier "mains" actually use the beggar's? I always see them with stock and black box[/QUOTE]

The bazooka's constant spam ability as well as barfing 3 rockets around corners onto choke points or sentries is incredibly powerful.

[_RIley]

Playing on some stereotypical trade server as a spy using only my revolver, I kept killing some edgy lime green/PAH unusual scout. I probably got 15-20 kills on him before he landed his first kill, assisted by a w+m1 pyro

His response?

"Lol dude you're so bad, I totally rekt you haha"

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;49093322]I just run stock soldier alltogether

infact lately I've only been running stock classes, I don't need fancy toys to kill people.[/QUOTE]

Here's my soldier

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[Blackavar]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;49093322]I just run stock soldier alltogether

infact lately I've only been running stock classes, I don't need fancy toys to kill people.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, shotgun has saved me in an infinite number of situations

[comet1337]

shotgun has become my go to engi primary over the rescue ranger
why?
because enemy team doesn't know what demos are
and the shotgun kills spies

speaking of engi:
if you die when you have a sentry up, it takes literally 2 seconds for your shit to be sapped

[Anderan]

Stock RL + Gunboats + Escape plan for life.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49092159]
I was saying that I hate people that act like pubs on maps that aren't MvM are MvM and try to force me to change to what I don't want to use. And that for some reason, they're always a soldier.

HEY YOU! MEDIC ON UPWARD PUB!

I [B]DEMAND[/B] THAT YOU USE STOCK.[/QUOTE]

Conversely any medic that refuses to switch to stock even when faced with 2+ sentries in a room can go choke on their vacc/qf/kritz.

[Metaru]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49092159]
Or else I'll whinge and complain every time I die because I leap to my death and blame the only medic on the team for not magically having the quick fix and the stock equipped at the same time so they can pocket me the entire match and I can get my soldier boner on with a godlike killstreak.[/QUOTE]

happens to me every time i play medic to pubs, so here's a hint: ignore those fuckers. let them die and deny them an uber. problem solved.

reward those who work towards the objetive, cover me and take full advantage of my support, not those crybabies who use you as a health diaper.

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=Anderan;49095423]Stock RL + Gunboats + Escape plan for life.

Conversely any medic that refuses to switch to stock even when faced with 2+ sentries in a room can go choke on their vacc/qf/kritz.[/QUOTE]

two sets of Bullet + Explosive resistance charges.

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I fucking hate it now that they changed the vaccinator again though so that you can't attack while vaccinated. It was often an extemely reliable way to out DPS the engineer's repairing by attacking in tandem with your patient.

[Fuyukai]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49097197]two sets of Bullet + Explosive resistance charges.[/QUOTE]

enjoy your headshot the second you switch to that explosive resistance

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=TheEyes;49097310]enjoy your headshot the second you switch to that explosive resistance[/QUOTE]

You can stack resistances BaybEEEEEEEE

[Wriok]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you not able to mute certain people in chatbox? That could get pretty annoying considering that people like to spam it a lot.

[Brandit]

[QUOTE=Wriok;49097429]Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you not able to mute certain people in chatbox? That could get pretty annoying considering that people like to spam it a lot.[/QUOTE]

Yes, muting their voice chat also mutes them from the chatbox. Tried that on a chatspammer once and it worked.

[Metaru]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49097357]You can stack resistances BaybEEEEEEEE[/QUOTE]

in fact, you're doing it wrong if you don't switch resistances while deploying an uber on someone.

whats better than one damage resistance? two.

[_RIley]

Someone on my friends list begged me awhile ago (2+ years) for an upgrade to premium thing. Being the idiot I was at the time, I was like "ok" instead of saying no.

After I gave it to them, they're like "OMG UR THE BEST THANKS SO MUCH"
They unfriended me a week later
I added them back after another week because I didn't notice

Just now I noticed they're playing tf2, on an unusual trade server.
I look at their backpack, they're filthy fuckin rich.

I message them, like "Hey whatcha up to" and they're like "idk who u are but im spycrabbing off some shitty unusuals I don't want.." which I responded "Can I have any you don't want?" (My best item is a 5 dollar strange reclaimed reanimator) and they're like "Uh no? idek know you"

I reply, "I gave you the upgrade to premium gift, you don't know me??" and they replied "Lol" and blocked me.
(This story is paraphrased kinda, it's all the important stuff.)

I'm not even mad they didn't give me anything, I'm mad that it was clear they knew I gave them it and they're like "lol gotcha"

whatever, they're virtual items anyway.

[_charon]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49097197]I fucking hate it now that they changed the vaccinator again though so that you can't attack while vaccinated.[/QUOTE]

I'm very out of the loop with TF2 right now - they did [I]what?[/I] What's even the purpose of using it now, that just makes it a weaker Medigun except it can poop out useless ubers that make you MORE vulnerable really fast.

[AMedicalSpy]

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49099686]Someone on my friends list begged me awhile ago (2+ years) for an upgrade to premium thing. Being the idiot I was at the time, I was like "ok" instead of saying no.

After I gave it to them, they're like "OMG UR THE BEST THANKS SO MUCH"
They unfriended me a week later
I added them back after another week because I didn't notice

Just now I noticed they're playing tf2, on an unusual trade server.
I look at their backpack, they're filthy fuckin rich.

I message them, like "Hey whatcha up to" and they're like "idk who u are but im spycrabbing off some shitty unusuals I don't want.." which I responded "Can I have any you don't want?" (My best item is a 5 dollar strange reclaimed reanimator) and they're like "Uh no? idek know you"

I reply, "I gave you the upgrade to premium gift, you don't know me??" and they replied "Lol" and blocked me.
(This story is paraphrased kinda, it's all the important stuff.)

I'm not even mad they didn't give me anything, I'm mad that it was clear they knew I gave them it and they're like "lol gotcha"

whatever, they're virtual items anyway.[/QUOTE]

I didn't even know people still gave away Upgrade to Premiums.

[Anderan]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Tibbles;49097197]two sets of Bullet + Explosive resistance charges.

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I fucking hate it now that they changed the vaccinator again though so that you can't attack while vaccinated. It was often an extemely reliable way to out DPS the engineer's repairing by attacking in tandem with your patient.[/QUOTE]

Those resistances mean fuck all against more than one sentry, particularly if they're both positioned far enough from each other and can't destroy both of them before they kill you simply through sustained fire. The sheer amount of knockback alone will pretty much doom you.

[NettleBranches]

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49099686]Someone on my friends list begged me awhile ago (2+ years) for an upgrade to premium thing. Being the idiot I was at the time, I was like "ok" instead of saying no.

After I gave it to them, they're like "OMG UR THE BEST THANKS SO MUCH"
They unfriended me a week later
I added them back after another week because I didn't notice

Just now I noticed they're playing tf2, on an unusual trade server.
I look at their backpack, they're filthy fuckin rich.

I message them, like "Hey whatcha up to" and they're like "idk who u are but im spycrabbing off some shitty unusuals I don't want.." which I responded "Can I have any you don't want?" (My best item is a 5 dollar strange reclaimed reanimator) and they're like "Uh no? idek know you"

I reply, "I gave you the upgrade to premium gift, you don't know me??" and they replied "Lol" and blocked me.
(This story is paraphrased kinda, it's all the important stuff.)

I'm not even mad they didn't give me anything, I'm mad that it was clear they knew I gave them it and they're like "lol gotcha"

whatever, they're virtual items anyway.[/QUOTE]

I'll bet money that he begged for those unusuals as well

[XNiggerHunter88X]

[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49099686]Someone on my friends list begged me awhile ago (2+ years) for an upgrade to premium thing. Being the idiot I was at the time, I was like "ok" instead of saying no.

After I gave it to them, they're like "OMG UR THE BEST THANKS SO MUCH"
They unfriended me a week later
I added them back after another week because I didn't notice

Just now I noticed they're playing tf2, on an unusual trade server.
I look at their backpack, they're filthy fuckin rich.

I message them, like "Hey whatcha up to" and they're like "idk who u are but im spycrabbing off some shitty unusuals I don't want.." which I responded "Can I have any you don't want?" (My best item is a 5 dollar strange reclaimed reanimator) and they're like "Uh no? idek know you"

I reply, "I gave you the upgrade to premium gift, you don't know me??" and they replied "Lol" and blocked me.
(This story is paraphrased kinda, it's all the important stuff.)

I'm not even mad they didn't give me anything, I'm mad that it was clear they knew I gave them it and they're like "lol gotcha"

whatever, they're virtual items anyway.[/QUOTE]

More often than not altruism to randoms in tf2 will just fuck you over in the long run. Don't bother unless it's with someone on Facepunch or something.

[_RIley]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49100940]More often than not altruism to randoms in tf2 will just fuck you over in the long run. Don't bother unless it's with someone on Facepunch or something.[/QUOTE]

Forgot to add that we go back a ways, We've known each other pretty well for the 3 years before that (We both frequented an anarchy minecraft server ((when mc wasn't kidfest)) and often based together.)

[quake84]

Slightly going offtopic here, Minecraft used to be a pretty decent game to play on MP before it got really popular on Youtube and thus with little kids, *sigh*.

[Pvt. Tibbles]

[QUOTE=_charon;49099695]I'm very out of the loop with TF2 right now - they did [I]what?[/I] What's even the purpose of using it now, that just makes it a weaker Medigun except it can poop out useless ubers that make you MORE vulnerable really fast.[/QUOTE]

It wasn't mentioned in the patch notes. I bet valve will pass it off as a 'bug' that 'needed fixing' the best part about the medigun.

It's not like the bug with the gunslinger that let you store critical melee strikes. It was an actual feature that was added when they gave it the gun mettle rebalance.

But try it now. Try switching weapons while ubering yourself with the vacc. You'll dump your resistance charges and be helpless against direct enemy fire.